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October 26, 2020
Staycation Story 223
Peligro
“Do you think there’s a downside to buying your own island?” Armin asked, looking at his lottery ticket as he exited the convenience store.
“I don’t think we run the risk of any such dangers,” Dana responded. “Your odds of winning are about the same as me winning ‘America’s Got Talent.’” She unwrapped her straw and stabbed it through the lid of her giant plastic cup.
“What’s your talent?”
“I don’t have one,” she said slurping down her giant soda pop.
“I’m serious though,” he said. “You ...
“Do you think there’s a downside to buying your own island?” Armin asked, looking at his lottery ticket as he exited the convenience store.
“I don’t think we run the risk of any such dangers,” Dana responded. “Your odds of winning are about the same as me winning ‘America’s Got Talent.’” She unwrapped her straw and stabbed it through the lid of her giant plastic cup.
“What’s your talent?”
“I don’t have one,” she said slurping down her giant soda pop.
“I’m serious though,” he said. “You ...
October 25, 2020
Staycation Story 222
Go Fast, Doc
“We see that you are calling from 773-752-9270, if this is in regard to the account associated with that number say ‘yes’ or hit 5.”
“Yes.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that.”
“Yes!”
“If this is in regard to an existing claim say ‘existing claim.’ If this is in regard to a new claim, say ‘new claim.’”
“New claim.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t catch that.”
“New claim!”
“Please hold. All of our representatives are busy with other customers. You’re call--- This call may be recorded for quality ...
“We see that you are calling from 773-752-9270, if this is in regard to the account associated with that number say ‘yes’ or hit 5.”
“Yes.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that.”
“Yes!”
“If this is in regard to an existing claim say ‘existing claim.’ If this is in regard to a new claim, say ‘new claim.’”
“New claim.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t catch that.”
“New claim!”
“Please hold. All of our representatives are busy with other customers. You’re call--- This call may be recorded for quality ...
July 17, 2020
sidstoklasa:
sidstoklasa:
Half in the Bag the movie plot, let’s talk about it. The scheme to end all...
Half in the Bag the movie plot, let’s talk about it. The scheme to end all schemes to REALLY get all of Plinkett’s money this time, but this is really just a backdrop for a gripping character drama between Mike and Jay of HitB. There is one inexplicably homoerotic scene that is not commented on ever again. The point of it all is that the world is brought to the brink of doom during their scheme, which thematically coincides with the big Falling Out. The end is a lot lik...
July 15, 2020
Flash Fiction and Blog
Flash Fiction and Blog:
You can now enjoy 120 days worth of my bullshit…
June 28, 2020
Stories every goddamned day
Today’s story is about little green ghouls.
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