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R.J. Palmer

Goodreads Author

Born

in Jordanton, TX, The United States

Website

http://rjpalmer.blogspot.com

Twitter

AuthorRJPalmer

Genre

Literature & Fiction, Mystery & Thrillers, Science Fiction & Fantasy

Influences

Dean Koontz, Steven Donaldson, Madeleine L'Engle ...more

Member Since

August 2011

URL

https://www.goodreads.com/headwingnut

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Hi there.

I'm R.J. Palmer and I'm told that I should write a little something about myself at which point I should probably tell you that if you slog through this I give you kudos, you've done very well. You see, there is nothing the least bit interesting about me and in truth sometimes I believe that I live vicariously through characters of my own creation in which case I should probably seek professional help straightaway.

I could bore you with dry facts recited by rote but that would be contra-indicative of my personality type which demands that I at least make this somewhat interesting regardless of the enormity of the task involved. Easier said than done I can assure you.

Good God, you guys want to know MORE about me? Okay, fine then. Her Hi there.

I'm R.J. Palmer and I'm told that I should write a little something about myself at which point I should probably tell you that if you slog through this I give you kudos, you've done very well. You see, there is nothing the least bit interesting about me and in truth sometimes I believe that I live vicariously through characters of my own creation in which case I should probably seek professional help straightaway.

I could bore you with dry facts recited by rote but that would be contra-indicative of my personality type which demands that I at least make this somewhat interesting regardless of the enormity of the task involved. Easier said than done I can assure you.

Good God, you guys want to know MORE about me? Okay, fine then. Here goes. My husband has longish brown hair and pretty hazel eyes. Ooohhhh, wait. That had nothing to do with me, did it? You can blame Wodke Hawkinson for this bio because you really got me onto having to think about the least related answer while tying it all together.

Should I get more serious now? Nah! Here's the 411 on the Head Wingnut in Charge...Or at least I am in my head. I'm an awesome writer and I buy in bulk whenever possible because the dozens of kids that I have eat a LOT! Okay, so that was a bit of an exaggeration but they seem like dozens when they all get going. Can I get an "Amen?" And why does it seem like all of them like to get an ornery attitude at the exact same time? Do they synchronize their watches and plan this stuff ahead of time? One of my favorite colors is that orangey yellow of the school bus even though it's a horrible eye sore.

Okay, now that you all know I'm a writer with a husband and children, I could let you know that I like to drink Guinness stout and I got mad when they took the widget out of the bottle. You know, that little plastic thingy that made noise when you were getting the stuff that looks like coffee grounds (Mmmm...coffee) out of the bottom of your beer bottle. I think people decided that the widget took up too much space that could've been better used for more beer. Not that I don't understand, I guess I just like crunchy beer or something like that. I like to chew that last swallow of my stout. I'm going to stop this bio before it gets any more idiotic.

You can find me at http://rjpalmer.blogspot.com ...more

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R.J. Palmer's Blog

Lost in Chaos

You're all going to have to forgive me for not being online a lot lately. My wonderful husband, the love of my life and my soulmate, my Dragon, Albert Robbins III passed into the next life in January and it's kind of taken all desire to do much of anything away.

I hate God every time I wake up because I didn't get to move forward into the next stage of existence. Albert is my Dragon and I'm worki

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R.J. Palmer’s books

Average rating: 3.72 · 145 ratings · 35 reviews · 2 distinct works

	Birthright (The Evolution Chronicles Book 1) 3.45 avg rating — 84 ratings — published 2010 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Sins of the Father 4.10 avg rating — 61 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars