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Alas, comrades, our glorious concept of the World of Next Tuesday was cannibalized by capitalist hacks at Comedy Central for their sadistic cartoon The Ren & Stimpy Show, featuring cruelty to animals, torture, and outright cannibalism.

See my latest post:

https://thepeoplescube.com/the-glorious ... 24504.html

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/31/2025, 2:57 pm

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So that's why the Left creates new wounds and opens up old wounds.

Statistics: Posted by Margaret — 8/31/2025, 1:42 pm

People's Blog • Embrace your inner parasite

By Daniel Greenfield

In a stunning milestone for diversity, the first flesh-eating screwworm infested human entered the United States from either Guatemala, El Salvador or some other downtrodden country.

The widely misunderstood ‘New World Screwworm Fly’ is a mostly peaceful parasite whose females lay eggs in open wounds and their larvae, referred to intolerantly by some as ‘maggots’, then use their sharp mouth hooks to eat their way through the host, while feeding on his tissues in what some DEI experts are calling a pointed critique of rapacious capitalism.

The United States had eradicated the screwworm fly after WWII, reducing the nation’s fabulous diversity of flesh-eating parasites, until open borders with Latin America, where this intriguing fly still coexists with the indigenous population, welcomed its return to our shores.

America’s imperialist boycott of the People’s Republic of Cuba, where screwworm infestations are endemic and there are thousands of cases in animals each year, delayed the inevitable remigration but ongoing travel from countries with Cuban-backed guerrilla movements helped hasten the first triumphant return of the first human infested with screwworms to the U.S.

Several months ago, the USDA had intolerantly blocked cattle imports from Mexico after screwworms were detected in that country, but the screwworm, like so many of the migrants and refugees crossing our border in search of a better life, refused to let our racist policies stop it from living its American Dream by coming to our country and laying eggs inside of us.

Some ‘MAGA’ types and radical right wingers are railing against the prospect of the severe pain, swelling fever and secondary infections caused by the highly sensitive flesh-eating parasite, but their crude stereotyping of this latest migrant to cross our border shows their hateful ignorance.

So many of us have forgotten that our ancestors also came here with a dream to lay eggs inside unwary mammals. They faced intolerance because of their flesh-eating customs until society became more tolerant of their ways. And then they forgot their own struggles to fit in. So it’s our duty to extend our hand (and other available body parts) in welcome to these newest arrivals.

Yes, there are certain risks in taking the screwworm to our bosom and integrating her into our society, but those are the same risks which we took when we opened our doors to the world. But the greater the risk, the greater the reward. The future of America will not come from here, but from out there. And we must not forget that today’s hungry screwworm is tomorrow’s CEO.

There are some who are afraid, but being infected by flesh-eating parasites is the price we pay for diversity. We want to live in cities with dozens of ethnic cuisines and people who mow our lawns for less than the price of a Venti Matcha Latte at Starbucks, but we can’t have that without also accepting the terrorist bombings, machete beheadings and horrifying parasitic infestations.

The best way to deal with the screwworm is not to resist it, but to welcome it into our hearts (or hopefully less vital organs), to learn about its unique traditions and non-judgementally resettle it in vulnerable communities around the country. The screwworm is just the latest immigrant to burrow into the body politics of our nation and once we’ve paid the price, we will be better for it.

Elected officials and experts should be dispatched to reassure (and shame) the public out of any irrational prejudices it may have over being devoured from the inside by invasive freeloaders. PBS should feature documentaries about how well and deeply screwworms are integrating into local communities in communities and states we don’t live and couldn’t be paid to set foot into.

And any acts of intolerance against screwworms must be met with immediate documentaries.

Since the screwworms are used to eating flesh, there may be some initial unpleasantness, but it is nothing that we cannot overcome if we make the conscious choice to sacrifice someone else’s children or livestock on the altar of diversity. Anything else would be a betrayal of our most deeply held values to let our fear for our tender flesh stand in the way of social justice.

Like so many refugees, the screwworms come from a troubled part of the world. They have been the victims of generations of imperialistic programs funded by American taxpayers to eradicate them. Their resentments are understandable. That is why we must stand with the screwworms and for the screwworms (but preferably not too close to the screwworms) so they can live free from fear of persecution in even the reddest state and vote for the Democrats.

With 300 screwworm larvae hatching from one egg, the flesh-eating parasites will soon form an invincible bloc that can turn every state into California in under a year. All we have to do is make sure that hundreds of mail-in ballots are promptly directed to whichever host they have infested.

And we really don’t need to worry. Much.

Screwworm infections in humans are mostly non-fatal (with the exception of a gentleman in Costa Rica last year) because the screwworms are not here to kill us, only feed off us and use us to nurture whole families of flesh eating parasites who will only wipe us out when they reach sufficient numbers to take over America. Until then, we have almost nothing to worry about except the occasional radicalized ‘lone wolf’ screwworms who will prematurely try to eat us.

And there is so much we can learn from the screwworms.

When America eradicated the screwworm (just like it tried to eradicate anyone who was at all ‘different’), we lost a vital part of our ecosystem. Instead of listening to nature, we tried to control it only to discover that Mother Earth always finds a way to overcome our western patriarchal science. Now we have the opportunity to atone for our crimes against the screwworm. This time instead of trying to wipe out the screwworm, we can learn from the screwworm how to live in harmony with the natural world. By embracing ecological diversity, we can find inner peace.

And also get in touch with our inner parasites.

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READ THE REST AT DANIELGREENFIELD.ORG

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/31/2025, 11:49 am

People's Blog • EugeneWeekly Accused of Leak

Jackalopelipsky discovers massive leak of communist infiltration methodology from headquarters of Eugene Weekly.

RE- Becoming A Radical Elder



Exhibit One

I want to become a “Radical Elder.” I may be in my 70s, but my heart, mind and body are
vital and ready to kick ass with my words, my presence at gatherings I believe in, as a supporter of the younger, wise, progressive, up-and-coming younger generations.
My daughter and other young people I meet are my ongoing teachers about what a real democracy, a truly compassionate and diverse community needs to look like.
And this must include fairness and help for the poor, the homeless, our immigrants.
We must acknowledge Native Americans as our original citizens, give reparations to all people of color, understand that love is love and there are more than two genders. Indeed, America has never truly been a democracy in the first place.

What editor at the Eugene Weekly thought allowing a statement of fact about Patented Communist Methodology® (PCM®) to leak out? This leak invites scrutiny and investigations by those who can never know, or trade, in PCM®!

No communist admits their radical protestors are programed! Denial of communist programing has been established rule for all news editors, city librarians, and public school teachers! To fail as a communist editor is the kind of incompetence that will get you sent to shovel gulag in the beet field not of your choosing.

Why don't you just announce to the Gulagosphere that all that's holding communism up in Eugene, Oregon is reconditioned Granbots??? Controlled by "Children Of The Communists" like in some creepy dystopian society existing on a planet twirling outside the confines of earth's gravitational pull, on which a comrade can't trust any comrade over the age of thirteen to know what's going down!! Is this what being a communist radical has devolved to become?? Thirteen year old communist know it alls reprograming old people for fun?

Lenin's been dead longer than any comrade at the Eugene Weekly is past thirteen!! He's still leading The Revolution™. So, sit down before you knock something over, and proprietary communist training films are seen by others.

Allowing this to continue could result in security clearance retractions as well as funding ration card.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 8/30/2025, 6:46 pm

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Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/30/2025, 10:42 am

People's Blog • Re: The Glorious World of Next Tuesday: Glorious National Anthem

Be prepared, comrades! The new Next Tuesday is fixing to drop.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 8/30/2025, 10:14 am

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The Ghislaine Maxwell puppy refuses to be put down. All the optics are reversed in this story.

Trump “feels”, while journalists “think”.

???

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-sleaz ... ne-author/

Trump has outwitted journalist’s narrative about this puppy and it refuses to be put down.

Watch for Trump to issue Executive Order forcing journalists to report for immediate Jiffy Lobo to neutralize their thinking.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 8/30/2025, 9:24 am

People's Blog • Re: CommunistsForKerry.com: Resurrected Like Lenin, Only Fresher

Rearcheologists cheer the unearthed New Economic Plan of Lenin.

Re: Oct. 10, 2004 Revolution

Simply put, profiteering is allowed for Party members only. Our compassion for the people must be compensated. The stronger the compassion, the bigger the compensation.

We were against profiteering before we were for it.

August 27, 2005 Revolution

George Soros reveals Dark New Economic Plan based on previous New Economic Plan pwnd by Lenin.

https://www.wired.com/story/dark-money- ... fluencers/


Seize the means of production of communism!

Dig your own grave for 8k a month, comrades!

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 8/30/2025, 8:39 am

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Texazistan leading way in new and improved Next Tuesday language. Sara speaks fluent Third Way, so don’t waste your time. Besides, your time belongs to influencers of the Democrat Party, comrade.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 8/30/2025, 7:35 am

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When we opened the CFK time capsule, we discovered it was powered by ancient technologies last seen roaming the earth during the reign of George W. Bush:
PHP 4 (back when “security” meant hoping no one looked too closely)
MySQL 3 (an engine held together by chewing gum and socialist slogans)
phpBB 2.x (a forum system so old it hadn’t heard of social media yet)
HTML fossilized into table layouts (prehistoric relics of the Dial-Up Era).

This wasn’t so much an upgrade as an archaeological dig. Each layer revealed extinct code that had to be carefully scraped off and re-translated into the modern tongue. It took more Five-Year Plans than originally budgeted, and a whole Red Army of bug fixes.

But at last the site now runs on a super-modern platform - still gloriously outdated in content, but technologically fortified to survive another 20 years.

So yes, comrades: the heritage site of the Revolution has been successfully electrified, digitized, and collectivized - ready once again to serve American workers and peasants!

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/29/2025, 6:50 pm