Oleg Atbashian's Blog, page 34

People's Blog • Re:

RE: "ideological hygiene"
I'm gonna start using that.......for a lot of things.

At first I misread that as "ideological iodine," but after realizing it was non-ideological dyslexia I decided it might not be a bad idea after all to treat the slings and arrows of our adversaries with a stinging solution to ideological infection.

 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 9/2/2025, 11:33 am

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Special recognition goes to the heroic posters above. Truly, they capture the proper agitprop spirit...It warms the Party’s heart to see such talent deployed in the service of ideological hygiene. May your posters march proudly into Tractor Barn #2, where they will be laminated and hung over the punch clock for eternal inspiration!

Thank you, Comrade Red Square, for The People's Seal of Approval.

 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 9/2/2025, 11:26 am

People's Blog •

Work harder, comrade - it’s a holiday! Celebrate with 12 glorious hours of mandatory productivity.

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 9/2/2025, 10:33 am

People's Blog •

RE: "ideological hygiene"

I'm gonna start using that.......for a lot of things.

Statistics: Posted by Red Zeppelin — 9/2/2025, 9:38 am

People's Blog •

Jurassic Cube!

Statistics: Posted by Red Zeppelin — 9/2/2025, 9:36 am

People's Blog •

In the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, every day will be Labor Day, and every worker will enjoy the privilege of equal unemployment benefits.

Special recognition goes to the heroic posters above. Truly, they capture the proper agitprop spirit: bold colors, stern faces, and slogans sharpened to ideological perfection. One can almost hear them shouting from the wall, rallying the workers to greater feats of production and proper thought. It warms the Party’s heart to see such talent deployed in the service of ideological hygiene. May your posters march proudly into Tractor Barn #2, where they will be laminated and hung over the punch clock for eternal inspiration!

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 9/1/2025, 10:03 pm

People's Blog •

Comrades!

I've always suspected that Hoek character was a Kulak and counter-revolutionary hooligan! This proves it! And look how he treats the poor proletariat cat Stimpy, typical capitalist/imperialist bullyboy! Rest assured Comrades, Revolutionary™ Justice will be swift and SEVERE!

Statistics: Posted by Dimitri Kissov — 9/1/2025, 8:41 pm

People's Blog • Re: The Glorious World of Next Tuesday stolen by Comedy Central

As Red Square noted above…

While the People dreamed of radiant tractors and eternal equality, they gave us a wheezing chihuahua and a psychotic rabbit. Such is the fate of revolutionary ideas in the hands of decadent profiteers!

…Next Tuesday is now a communist hell hole where decadent profiteers have flagrant disregard for purchasing customers.

When I finally reach the store, it takes 15 minutes to find an employee. When I do, I tell them what I want, and their response? “Why don’t you just buy it online? We’ve got more colors there.” I don’t know, maybe because I want to go for a run in an hour and would like shoes on my feet instead of in an Amazon box next Tuesday?

How did The Glorious World Of NextTuesday go so horribly wrong? Who can TPC blame and then liquidate?


https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/every ... lounge-now

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/1/2025, 9:01 am

People's Blog • Happy Labor Day 2025

Comrades, today is the one and only day of the year when we celebrate the workers of the USSA, and we'd be remiss to let it pass unrecognized. 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 9/1/2025, 4:30 am

People's Blog • The Glorious World of Next Tuesday stolen by Comedy Central

Alas, comrades, our glorious concept of the World of Next Tuesday was cannibalized by capitalist hacks at Comedy Central for their sadistic cartoon The Ren & Stimpy Show, featuring cruelty to animals, torture, and outright cannibalism.

While the People dreamed of radiant tractors and eternal equality, they gave us a wheezing chihuahua and a psychotic rabbit. Such is the fate of revolutionary ideas in the hands of decadent profiteers!

Our lawyers in Tractor Barn #2 must now set aside their beet-vodka stills and begin drafting cease-and-desist memos by hand, on recycled Party stationery, before Next Tuesday arrives.

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Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/31/2025, 2:59 pm