Michael Kindt's Blog, page 96

I of course watch scary movies all through October, and only write weird, creepy stories.

But wait a minute. I only write weird, creepy stories, all year long mostly, but in, say, June, I’ll be watching Airplane! or something.

A very underrated, fun, creepy, funny movie you should all check out is Novocaine, with Steve Martin, Laura Dern, and Helena Bonham Carter. From 2001.

A delight.

The strange life and tragic death of South Dakota man

The strange life and tragic death of South Dakota man

Joe Biden's the vice president, dummy, not Mick Jagger.

Who?

Mick, in front of Air Force 2.

Mick, in front of Air Force 2.

causeofdeath-youreyes said: I think felony is probably a safer disqualifer. Some people have...

causeofdeath-youreyes said: I think felony is probably a safer disqualifer. Some people have elderly mothers that need to be cared for. In rough parts of town.

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Felony is already a disqualifier for guns. And doesn’t it work, oh, so well?

Haha.

Hey, these are just my ideas. I’m throwing them out there. We need to profile these mass shooters. It will be totally cool, too, because most of them are white and everybody hates white people, so we won’t have to listen to them whining about it.

Anyway, I’m just saying it will be more effective than Obama getting mad and giving a speech every time this crap happens. He gets reblogged and shared everywhere and the less I see of His Fecklessness, the better.

almostfancy said about American Exceptionalism: But what you’re talking about is still gun...

almostfancy said about American Exceptionalism: But what you’re talking about is still gun control. Just nuanced.

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All we have to do is require that men, white men, have a work history of 18 solid months and not live with their mothers and the mass shootings we’ve experienced recently would be cut in more than half. Seriously.

Still not good enough, mind you, but, hey, it’s something. There could even be more nuanced profiling, like, how many hours a day do you play video games? Haha.

But the difference between real gun control and fake gun control is going after the pathetic basement-dwelling white male tantrum throwing little toddler men who actually do this shit, rather than going after everyone.

I’m for gun control. EFFECTIVE gun control.

I don't believe in American exceptionalism, except in the case of guns.

Guns and America, we a got a thing going on like nobody else in the world. I hear people say “Well, they had a mass shooting in Australia and then they tightened the gun laws and, look, no more mass shootings. Yay!”

Apples and oranges, my friend.

Guns, whether we like to admit it or not, are intimately tied up with our identity, as Americans. Guns and America are practically synonyms.

This is powerful, psychologically, and doesn’t occur in inferior nations like Australia or those found in Europe.

When it comes to guns, we are truly unique in the history of the world.

Gun control won’t do jack shit and we all know it. The only people who will obey the gun control laws are the people who don’t need gun control laws.

Gun control is masturbation, something you do to make yourself feel better.

I’ll support it, what the hell. Make me get a Fedreal license. Make me take a test.

Whatever.

The only way we’re going to end mass shootings in America, land of guns, is to do some serious, hard-target, profiling of these fuckwads. What do they all have in common?

I have found that many of them, despite being adult, still live with their mothers. You’re an adult male still living with your mother?

Great big national pause before we issue them a gun license.

I have also noticed that most of them are all lazy little bitches with sporadic or even no work history.

Hey, if you can’t hold a job, why should we let you hold a gun?

I support gun control, but let’s be fucking realistic about it.

PROFILING.

But, hey, if it makes you feel better to make me get a license and take a test, have fun in fantasy land.

Cold and rainy out. I can smell winter in the air.Bring it.

Cold and rainy out. I can smell winter in the air.

Bring it.

The Heir Apparent is tanking and disliked, Bernie is a radical socialist whose "the government will take care of everything" plan won't play well on a broad national scale, and then you have Crazy Uncle Joe.

I thought the Republicans could never win another national election in this day and age, but, hell, if the Democrats are gonna hand it to them…

By simply refusing to give guns to adult men who still live with their mothers, we could cut mass shootings in half.

Think about it.