Michael Kindt's Blog, page 84

Is the "check engine" light about stupid or what? Could it be any more vague?

It may as well just say “problem”. I open the hood. I check the engine. It’s still there. What else can I fucking do? I bet it was put there by some secret auto mechanics cartel.

And people talk about the Illuminati!

Hahahaha. Um, ok. I will also stop urinating, breathing air, and...

Hahahaha. Um, ok. I will also stop urinating, breathing air, and masturbating.

In fact, when I masturbate, I will look at Beethoven’s body of work, rather than a woman’s body. I hereby promise to look at the female body for what it is, a milk-bearing device for growing new humans in. It’s like a Petri dish.

When I see a sexy woman, it will, suddenly, no longer have an effect on me. Also, when I encounter a warm, summer day, I will feel no joy. I will just view it as astronomical and atmospheric phenomena.

“It’s because of the the tilt of the earth and the weather patterns that I feel this way,” I will lie to myself.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, GET OVER YOURSELF.

"At the immediate risk of finding myself the most unpopular character of all fiction and history is..."

“At the immediate risk of finding myself the most unpopular character of all fiction and history is fiction – I must say this”

- William S. Burroughs, Nova Express  (via talesofpassingtime)

Although I refuse to invest in any stock that doesn’t pay a dividend, I must admit I want to buy some marijuana stock, none of which pay dividends.

As yet, anyway.

Maybe I will buy a few shares, just to up my cool factor. I could pull them out at parties and show them to the ladies, who will swoon for sure.

All Fridays Matter.

early-onset-of-night:Boom.Someone is in my inbox telling me...

early-onset-of-night:

Boom.

Someone is in my inbox telling me I am supposed to accept the faith and kneel at the god and FUCK YOU.

If you have to stomp your foot and say “It’s settled science!” It’s not settled science.

Does anyone remember how science works? It ain’t by tantrum, I can tell you that.

Liberals treat the rich like conservatives treat immigrants. It's actually kind of funny how stupidly similar they are.

Who do you hate the most?

"Let us wage a moral and political war against the billionaires and corporate leaders, on Wall Street..."

“Let us wage a moral and political war against the billionaires and corporate leaders, on Wall Street and elsewhere, whose policies and greed are destroying the middle class of America.”

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Bernie Sanders

LOL. With Trump, the boogeymen are immigrants, with Sanders, it’s corporations. Once you throw your partisan bullshit out the window and look at these two guys objectively, they’re exactly the same. They say the exact same type of shit, but about two different things.

Is this a set-up?

I totally feel set-up.

It's nice that my writing has made me a genuwine thousandaire, complete with a fully paid light bill, a decent truck, and a fridge full of booze and vegetables, but that's not why I do it.

As I sit here putting the final touches on my next book, I’d like to make some money, but I don’t write for money. Well, not for much money anyway, haha.

I write for release.

Who here wants to pay me five bucks every time I whack off? No one? Well, I’m still gonna do it, and a lot (there’s a reason my right bicep is nearly twice the size of my left). I’m gonna do it because I have to.

Why, if I don’t write and whack off, I’ll go absolutely batshit.

Wait a minute….

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

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Edmund Burke

I have this quote handsomely framed. I’ve been meaning to hang it up in my office, but I never seem to get around to it.