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July 28, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradigm



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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.


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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my new book launch.

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Published on July 28, 2023 09:55

July 27, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snow White



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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.


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Published on July 27, 2023 06:29

July 26, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident



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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.


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Published on July 26, 2023 09:09

July 25, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social Media



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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.


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Published on July 25, 2023 11:16

July 24, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer



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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.


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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000 copies of my new book (you do) just enter 8,000 in the relevant field. 

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Published on July 24, 2023 03:54

July 23, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fairytale



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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.


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Published on July 23, 2023 04:54

July 22, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jenny



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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.


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Published on July 22, 2023 08:56

July 21, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epic



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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?


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300% past our goal! Thank you!

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Published on July 21, 2023 13:08

July 20, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kept



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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.


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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!

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Published on July 20, 2023 09:11

July 19, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Needed



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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.


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THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an audiobook reader, which means I can now add a line to the book about how Phil Plait sucks and Phil Plait will have to read it.

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Published on July 19, 2023 12:32