Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 86

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clippy

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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mate

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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big deal to have all these preorders in place.

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More info here. God bless the 3 of you still using RSS who actually read this thing.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tree

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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.

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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moat

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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Span

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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.

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You know what'll really hold your attention is my book that The Expanse guys said was "highly, highly recommended"

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Twin

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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dance Dance Dance

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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.

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Merci!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knowing

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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing

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And that man's name was Job.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness

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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna whoopsie an AGI into existence trying to create a highly multimodal porn-bot.

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