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June 17, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Resurrection



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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.


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Published on June 17, 2023 07:16

June 16, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Born



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I like to imagine an old woman among the groundlings, hearing the twist in Macbeth and immediately hurling rotten tomatoes and having to be dragged out of the Globe.


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Published on June 16, 2023 05:56

June 15, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Narrative



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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.


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Published on June 15, 2023 06:49

June 14, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Balloon



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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.


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Published on June 14, 2023 04:41

June 13, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Love



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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.


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Published on June 13, 2023 06:10

June 12, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad



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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.


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Published on June 12, 2023 06:44

June 11, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trolley



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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.


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Published on June 11, 2023 08:32

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clusivity



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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.


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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.

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Published on June 11, 2023 08:30

June 10, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dance



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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the plumbers get replaced and you've got a head-start.


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Published on June 10, 2023 08:24

June 9, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genius



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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.


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Published on June 09, 2023 06:58