Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 83
August 24, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cargo
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!
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August 23, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Challenge
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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August 22, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theodicy
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.
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August 21, 2023
August 20, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pronounce
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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August 19, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protein
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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August 18, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cues
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to instagram, which currently appears to be the least evil social media channel?
August 17, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Feelings
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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August 16, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Veiled
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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August 15, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watchmen
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
