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July 31, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus



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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.


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Published on July 31, 2023 06:02

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe



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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.


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Published on July 31, 2023 06:00

July 30, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter



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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.


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Published on July 30, 2023 09:13

July 29, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grandfather Paradox



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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.


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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.

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Published on July 29, 2023 08:18

July 28, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradigm



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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.


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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my new book launch.

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Published on July 28, 2023 09:55

July 27, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snow White



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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.


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Published on July 27, 2023 06:29

July 26, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident



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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.


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Published on July 26, 2023 09:09

July 25, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social Media



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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.


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Published on July 25, 2023 11:16

July 24, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer



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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.


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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000 copies of my new book (you do) just enter 8,000 in the relevant field. 

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Published on July 24, 2023 03:54

July 23, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fairytale



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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.


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Published on July 23, 2023 04:54