Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 75

September 7, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Contrived



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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?


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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.

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Published on September 07, 2023 05:48

September 6, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity



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Go easy on the lemon.


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Published on September 06, 2023 02:59

September 5, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eye



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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.


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Published on September 05, 2023 07:26

September 4, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Confess



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The belly button is the least objectionable one.


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PSST NYC

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Published on September 04, 2023 09:36

September 3, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stress



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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!


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Published on September 03, 2023 08:02

September 2, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Heretic



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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.


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Published on September 02, 2023 09:47

September 1, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Threshold



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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.


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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.

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Published on September 01, 2023 05:42

August 31, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Touch



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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.


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Published on August 31, 2023 05:22

August 30, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse



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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.


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Published on August 30, 2023 07:19

August 29, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dust



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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.


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Published on August 29, 2023 05:15