Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 89

April 30, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prime



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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.


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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette Kowal. Every preorder helps, and we thank you tremendously. May this alien sex comic meet with your approval.

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Published on April 30, 2023 04:18

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perch



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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.


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Published on April 30, 2023 04:16

April 29, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Attention



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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.


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Published on April 29, 2023 05:38

April 28, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gills



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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?


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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!

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Published on April 28, 2023 09:35

April 27, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eulogy



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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.


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Published on April 27, 2023 09:11

April 26, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fantasy



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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.


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If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders

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Published on April 26, 2023 06:34

April 25, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bullying



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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!


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OK, so my new favorite compliment to receive is 'I tried to blurb this book but it was so good I lost track of time.'

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Published on April 25, 2023 09:46

April 24, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last Wishes



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This. This shall be my immortality.


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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on Mars:

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Published on April 24, 2023 07:06

April 23, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - P



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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.


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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.

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Published on April 23, 2023 06:55

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knock



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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.


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Published on April 23, 2023 06:54