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September 25, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transaction

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In a perfect relationship between economists, every time their preferences are slightly violated they make a microtransaction with their partners.

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In which Jerry Wang posits a way to finally get some utility out of babies:


 


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Published on September 25, 2017 06:13

September 24, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleeping Beauty

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Well, I guess there are plenty more comatose fish in the sea.

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Hey geeks! You can enter for a chance to win an early copy of Soonish here!

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Published on September 24, 2017 08:16

September 23, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lemonade

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It's so easy to get adults to give in to peer pressure.

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Published on September 23, 2017 08:48

September 22, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humor

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because automation has eliminated the need for humans.

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Published on September 22, 2017 08:12

September 21, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flying

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I tried this on a seven year old and it didn't work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.

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Hey geeks! We've sold 1/3 of all Seattle BAHFest tickets in just a few days. This one's definitely selling out, so buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!


We're also having a pre-show chat with me about Soonish. The tickets are just $1.

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Published on September 21, 2017 07:59

September 20, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algebra

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How am I the only person who's considered this consequence?

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We're now in our final month promoting Soonish. As ever, we really thank all of you who've preordered. I can't say everything, but those good early sales numbers have really opened some doors for us. So, thank you all!

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Published on September 20, 2017 08:00

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Heap of Trouble

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I don't believe in categories, like 'I' or 'believe' or 'category'.

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Published on September 20, 2017 07:35

September 19, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Glass Slippers

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And you rode to the ball in a pumpkin? No wonder you were covered in orange slime.

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New BAHFEST DAY! In which Beth Bearce proposes a new method of bosonoception:


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Published on September 19, 2017 08:14

September 18, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Book Tour!

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To see today's normal update, please just click back. Sorry for all the recent nags, but we're in the final month before book launch.

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Published on September 18, 2017 08:00

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Event Horizon

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That's definitely Phil Plait's great great great grandpa.

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Published on September 18, 2017 07:30