Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 299
September 28, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Babyproofing
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Seriously though, if someone could invent a baby confinement chamber, I'm prepared to pony up.
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Seriously though, if someone could invent a baby confinement chamber, I'm prepared to pony up.
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September 27, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 200 Percent
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Of course, none of this matters because our statistical chance of winning the championship is infinitesimal.
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Of course, none of this matters because our statistical chance of winning the championship is infinitesimal.
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Thanks, geeks!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shirts
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The really depressing part is 99% of programmable nanobot behavior will be this sort of thing.
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The really depressing part is 99% of programmable nanobot behavior will be this sort of thing.
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September 26, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cylinder
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Hey baby, I hope you like objects whose surface area and volume are equivalent.
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Hey baby, I hope you like objects whose surface area and volume are equivalent.
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Hey geeks! Our Seattle show is selling out quickly. Buy soon or dwell in sorrows for all time.
September 25, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transaction
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In a perfect relationship between economists, every time their preferences are slightly violated they make a microtransaction with their partners.
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In a perfect relationship between economists, every time their preferences are slightly violated they make a microtransaction with their partners.
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In which Jerry Wang posits a way to finally get some utility out of babies:
September 24, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleeping Beauty
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Well, I guess there are plenty more comatose fish in the sea.
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Well, I guess there are plenty more comatose fish in the sea.
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Hey geeks! You can enter for a chance to win an early copy of Soonish here!
September 23, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lemonade
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It's so easy to get adults to give in to peer pressure.
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It's so easy to get adults to give in to peer pressure.
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September 22, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humor
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because automation has eliminated the need for humans.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because automation has eliminated the need for humans.
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September 21, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flying
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I tried this on a seven year old and it didn't work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.
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I tried this on a seven year old and it didn't work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.
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Hey geeks! We've sold 1/3 of all Seattle BAHFest tickets in just a few days. This one's definitely selling out, so buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!
We're also having a pre-show chat with me about Soonish. The tickets are just $1.
September 20, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algebra
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How am I the only person who's considered this consequence?
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How am I the only person who's considered this consequence?
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We're now in our final month promoting Soonish. As ever, we really thank all of you who've preordered. I can't say everything, but those good early sales numbers have really opened some doors for us. So, thank you all!
