Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 301
October 4, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You're So Skinny
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I WELCOME YOUR CORRECTIVE EMAILS! BY GOD I WELCOME THEM!
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Published on October 04, 2017 05:17
October 3, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Financial Regulators
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I'm not saying it'd work. I'm saying we'd all feel great about it.
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I'm not saying it'd work. I'm saying we'd all feel great about it.
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Published on October 03, 2017 07:22
October 2, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Objective Sympathy
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+googol nerd points to patreon subscriber Beth Deitch for informing me that I should refer to the median, not the average.
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+googol nerd points to patreon subscriber Beth Deitch for informing me that I should refer to the median, not the average.
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Published on October 02, 2017 12:41
October 1, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unfinished Business
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Let's promote him without altering his pay.
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Let's promote him without altering his pay.
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Published on October 01, 2017 07:49
September 30, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tell My Wife
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That number might've been even smaller if she didn't stop complaining about my application of stats to our relationship.
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That number might've been even smaller if she didn't stop complaining about my application of stats to our relationship.
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Published on September 30, 2017 07:26
September 29, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Your Grandfather
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It is too powerful. You must combine it with a phoenix egg, the milk of a unicorn, and some sugar and cinnamon. Only then will it take on a custardy texture.
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It is too powerful. You must combine it with a phoenix egg, the milk of a unicorn, and some sugar and cinnamon. Only then will it take on a custardy texture.
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Seattle BAHFest is no 50% sold! Buy soon or languish in sorrows.
Published on September 29, 2017 06:06
September 28, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Babyproofing
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Seriously though, if someone could invent a baby confinement chamber, I'm prepared to pony up.
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Seriously though, if someone could invent a baby confinement chamber, I'm prepared to pony up.
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Published on September 28, 2017 07:53
September 27, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 200 Percent
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Of course, none of this matters because our statistical chance of winning the championship is infinitesimal.
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Of course, none of this matters because our statistical chance of winning the championship is infinitesimal.
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Thanks, geeks!
Published on September 27, 2017 10:00
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shirts
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The really depressing part is 99% of programmable nanobot behavior will be this sort of thing.
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The really depressing part is 99% of programmable nanobot behavior will be this sort of thing.
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Published on September 27, 2017 07:40
September 26, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cylinder
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Hey baby, I hope you like objects whose surface area and volume are equivalent.
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Hey baby, I hope you like objects whose surface area and volume are equivalent.
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Hey geeks! Our Seattle show is selling out quickly. Buy soon or dwell in sorrows for all time.
Published on September 26, 2017 06:55


