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August 8, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gardening

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Technically, Earth is moving relative to those galaxies, so those spacelords are time-shared with other little girls.

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Hey geeks! If you want the new books signed, at a big discount, they're only available for a little bit longer!

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Published on August 08, 2017 07:46

August 7, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apocalypse Soon

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New plan - win lottery, have Abby Howard draw all of my comics.

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Hey geeks! We're doing this little crossover thing to celebrate Abby's new book, which features properly protofeathered dinosaurs. Check it out!



PS: She'll also be doing an AMA today on reddit.

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Published on August 07, 2017 07:30

August 6, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drugs

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Me: I wonder if there'll ever be bars that just serve uppers. Also me: GOD I'd kill for a triple espresso right now.

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Published on August 06, 2017 08:47

August 5, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Oxytocin

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I am not responsible for anyone who decides this is a good idea.

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Hey geeks! We have upcoming BAHFests in Sydney, Houston, Seattle, and San Francisco! Check it out!

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Published on August 05, 2017 09:19

August 4, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kidproof

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You can also 'dad-prone' an area by introducing inexpensive 3-packs of plain white underwear into the environment.

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I feel like my parenting comics actually got meaner *after* I had kids. 

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Published on August 04, 2017 07:50

August 3, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy of Sandwiches

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In Postmodernism, everything is a sandwich.

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Just three weeks to get in your bad science proposal to be part of BAHFest Seattle or BAHFest San Francisco.

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Published on August 03, 2017 08:07

August 2, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Bar Joke

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'Why the long face?' 'Because I'm a murderer.'

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At this rate, I might hit 400 comics drawn this year. And then... then I can just die.

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Published on August 02, 2017 08:00

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Family Vote

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Let's be clear, kids. It's not *just*. It's potentially fair.

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Published on August 02, 2017 07:30

August 1, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perpetual Motion

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Also, have you tried shining a flashlight into a solar panel?

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Hey! Geeks of the west coast. One month left to get in your submission for BAHFest San Francisco or BAHFest Seattle!

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Published on August 01, 2017 07:43

July 31, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - S

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The best part about considering myself a brand is that even my most potentially honorable acts have been sullied by PR considerations!

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Hey geeks! We're running another contest at Goodreads! Enter to win a free advance copy of Soonish!

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Published on July 31, 2017 08:15