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June 26, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Juice



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Tomorrow he will learn about imaginary juice.


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Published on June 26, 2018 08:33

June 25, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Oxford Comma



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My apologies to twitter followers who saw this joke there first. But, being twitter users, you're already used to daily punishment.


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Published on June 25, 2018 06:02

June 24, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History



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'Webcomics in particular are pleasantly shallow.'


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Published on June 24, 2018 08:10

June 23, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adverbially



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Adverb usage will be measured in units of kilo-fanfics.


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Published on June 23, 2018 08:11

June 22, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kindness



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Later, she leaves him for an incredibly attractive guy who financially supports webcomics.


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Published on June 22, 2018 06:27

June 21, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ark



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Later, Steve just buys 14,000 inflatable life rafts on Amazon.


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Published on June 21, 2018 08:45

June 20, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Discourse



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Later, that evening's sex is completely ruined by the ease of puns pertaining to parking and spots thereof.


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Published on June 20, 2018 08:06

June 19, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right



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We are entering a golden age where we constantly surveil each other but are scared to wave from across a fence.


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Published on June 19, 2018 08:28

June 18, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infinite Power



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I have nothing pithy to add, but I'm really happy with how the shoes came out in the last panel.


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Published on June 18, 2018 07:59

June 17, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ideal



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Oh my God. I've realized that, over time, I've come to side more and more with the professors than the students. It's time to star in one of those movies where someone goes back to high school and rediscovers hope.


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Published on June 17, 2018 08:11