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August 4, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gaia



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Then, Earth can wipe its nose with Enceladus.


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Published on August 04, 2018 06:53

August 3, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantified Self



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You really have to pity all the people who lived perfect lives without any of their peers finding out.


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Published on August 03, 2018 06:28

August 2, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Man



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I vow to never do a comic that involves animals and is also uplifting.


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Published on August 02, 2018 08:35

August 1, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Powerful Magic



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Also, by order of the leader, there are only twos of clubs.


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Hey geeks! We're launching a NEW THING Monday. Stay tuned!

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Published on August 01, 2018 08:10

July 31, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wrestling



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No telling the truth for two whole months, young lady!


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Published on July 31, 2018 06:17

July 30, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Happy Endings



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I would like a massage with a contentedly resigned ending, please ma'am.


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Hey geeks! Did you know you can get ALL the best SMBC religion comics in one book, complete with over a dozen exclusive comics? SHYUH.

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Published on July 30, 2018 05:50

July 29, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Horrible Future



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'But surely not the weird butt stuff!'


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Published on July 29, 2018 08:08

July 28, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yours



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You can borrow him when he craps himself. Or is refusing to eat. Or pours water all over himself. Or won't sleep. Or won't stop screaming.


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Published on July 28, 2018 06:46

July 27, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bar Joke



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The secret to writing punchlines is to save all the text you can for the last panel.


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Published on July 27, 2018 06:14

July 26, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Interrogation



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Later, he tries to take himself off the case, but he refuses. So, he has to take his badge away from himself.


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Published on July 26, 2018 06:07