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July 16, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - We



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You have to admire her proper pronunciation of French desserts while pretending not to be plotting to murder her entire family.


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You know what you need.

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Published on July 16, 2018 05:42

July 15, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - College Level Mathematics



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The point I'm trying to make is that we should have some government-guaranteed loans for the purchase of exotic cats.


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Published on July 15, 2018 07:19

July 14, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good



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Technically, cutting people into meat is an environmental win on two fronts.


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Published on July 14, 2018 08:15

July 13, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Osteensibly



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I consider panel 3 an unappreciated Zen-like state.


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Published on July 13, 2018 07:55

July 12, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ambition



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If he had just fantasized about drawing webcomics, he could've been happy.


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Published on July 12, 2018 07:42

July 11, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time



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Later, it turns out they made a minus sign error. Luckily for her, psychologists proved love is an illusion in the meantime.


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Published on July 11, 2018 07:23

July 10, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mission Control



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Fun fact: In space sex, you can't tell who's on top.


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At long last, Revenge t-shirts are re-stocked!
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Published on July 10, 2018 05:33

July 9, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calculate



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I think I first bumped into this concept on an old betterexplained.com post, but now I can't seem to find it!


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Published on July 09, 2018 05:49

July 8, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Organs



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I'm sorry, sir. Due to decades of alcoholism, you've developed a stiff upper lip.


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Published on July 08, 2018 05:15

July 7, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Financial Literacy



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The deep lesson of the notion of opportunity cost is that every single second of your life is lived suboptimally.


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Published on July 07, 2018 07:56