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August 13, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Green Eggs and Ham



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There is no greater proof that the Universe hates us, than that a bug named after Texas can cause beef allergies.


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Published on August 13, 2018 06:41

August 12, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seder



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I hereby release Taco Bell to use this as an ad campaign.


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Published on August 12, 2018 08:21

August 11, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Will



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'I would like to leave my millions to my children. I would like to, but I don't have any. Because of the drugs.'


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Published on August 11, 2018 08:11

August 10, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ghost Ship



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The best reason not to believe in the 'supernatural' is that nobody from Texas is harvesting it and putting it in a pipeline.


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Published on August 10, 2018 07:16

August 9, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reverse Victorianism



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Also I keep an ascot inside my shirt at all times.


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Published on August 09, 2018 05:41

August 8, 2018

August 7, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Greatest Generation



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A lot of generational looking-down-one's-nose can be condensed to 'You're doing the wrong kind of perpetual status-seeking.'


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Published on August 07, 2018 06:31

August 6, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Laws and Sausages



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Published on August 06, 2018 07:00

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fortune



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You're only reading this comic to signal that you want to not be invited to parties.


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Published on August 06, 2018 04:08

August 5, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cattle



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A superior option to vegetarianism is to breed an organism so dickish that the ethical conundrumm disappears entirely.


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Stay tuned, civics dorks!

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Published on August 05, 2018 08:07