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May 30, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Math and War

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Shoot at me! Shoot at me! I need more data!

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Published on May 30, 2018 07:10

May 29, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Free Love

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Venture Capital idea: app where exes can sell you information about bad things that have happened to them.

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Published on May 29, 2018 08:12

May 28, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Help

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Satan invented evolution in order to make you crave carbs and idleness.

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Published on May 28, 2018 06:34

May 27, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum Bits

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The more elegant the physics theory, the more it is ruined by butts.

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Published on May 27, 2018 07:00

May 26, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accidents

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When I had kids, people told me I wouldn't find jokes like this funny any more. OH WELL

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Published on May 26, 2018 08:24

May 25, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sadism

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Later, she forces him to look at the empty pizza box and eat the pepperoncinis.

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Published on May 25, 2018 08:09

May 24, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horatio

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Also why is no talking about a psychiatrist for Ophelia? Like, what's with your family, man?

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Published on May 24, 2018 06:26

May 23, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frequency

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I found out about 'lant' on the lovely podcast, Lexicon Valley, by the always-brilliant John McWhorter.

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Published on May 23, 2018 08:41

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why

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Politics is like marriage - the goal is to win.

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Published on May 23, 2018 07:00

May 22, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Existence

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And with a quantum computer, we can be infinitely ethical in finite time!

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Published on May 22, 2018 06:04