Hovertext:On the other hand, maybe it's been long enough that we can put phlogiston back in beverages.
Hovertext:This works best if you only take headlines from hack partisan websites.
Hovertext:Best alteration of panel 3 will be awarded 10 internet points.
Hovertext:The optimal form of hedonism is just to select whatever philosophical posture will get you through the week.
Hovertext:Sounds like someone's gonna need the Emotional Trauma Snakes!
Hovertext:It's pretty obvious if you don't think about it very long.
Hovertext:Finally, I can lock up the Aethelred joke audience.
Hovertext:This is only not a true story about Kelly because it hasn't happened *yet*.
Hovertext:It was the doggie Halloween costumes that finally pushed them over the line. After that, we didn't stand a chance.
Hovertext:I should probably switch from newspapers to websites, but dammit it just isn't as good.
Welcome back. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account.