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June 21, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reality



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On the other hand, maybe it's been long enough that we can put phlogiston back in beverages.


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Published on June 21, 2020 08:25

June 20, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Markets



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This works best if you only take headlines from hack partisan websites.


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Published on June 20, 2020 08:02

June 19, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleeping



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Best alteration of panel 3 will be awarded 10 internet points.


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Published on June 19, 2020 08:33

June 18, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy



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The optimal form of hedonism is just to select whatever philosophical posture will get you through the week.


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Published on June 18, 2020 09:06

June 17, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scared



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Sounds like someone's gonna need the Emotional Trauma Snakes!


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Published on June 17, 2020 07:14

June 16, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - FTL



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It's pretty obvious if you don't think about it very long.


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Published on June 16, 2020 05:43

June 15, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aethelred



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Finally, I can lock up the Aethelred joke audience.


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Published on June 15, 2020 07:11

June 14, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wasps



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This is only not a true story about Kelly because it hasn't happened *yet*.


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Published on June 14, 2020 07:50

June 13, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Et tu?



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It was the doggie Halloween costumes that finally pushed them over the line. After that, we didn't stand a chance.


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Published on June 13, 2020 08:12

June 12, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cure



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I should probably switch from newspapers to websites, but dammit it just isn't as good.


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Published on June 12, 2020 08:24