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July 21, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reincarnation



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Technically, the kids in the comic will outlast everyone who reads it.


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Published on July 21, 2020 08:11

July 20, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Graph



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If I add any additional information to the hovertext, it will make the joke incorrect.


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Published on July 20, 2020 08:49

July 19, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mobilize



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SMBC is actually written by a team of small eusocial mammals bent on enfeebling the human race.


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Published on July 19, 2020 08:06

July 18, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Computer



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A 'workstation' is where you check instagram when the boss isn't looking.


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Published on July 18, 2020 08:54

July 17, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yeats



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Honestly, romantic poetry almost never accounts for the way that, on average, nothing ever happens.


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Published on July 17, 2020 04:57

July 16, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Commentary



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The only people who care about friction slopes are introductory physics professors and every single political commentator who has ever lived.


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Published on July 16, 2020 06:44

July 15, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Arrow of Time



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Maybe there's a multiverse out there, just so you can know that some you somewhere didn't do that one embarrassing thing you always think about.


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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose...

Hey, for those of you interested in immigration, I'll be virtually attending this talk.

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Published on July 15, 2020 07:10

July 14, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Freaky



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Kids fantasize about food. Young people fantasize about sex. Adults fantasize about time.


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Published on July 14, 2020 07:25

July 13, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Defuse



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Why don't mad scientists make it so if you cut the wire it always blows up?


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Published on July 13, 2020 07:19

July 12, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Economist



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Mike Munger tells me economists don't actually think this, but my preference for believing they do is tragically stable.


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Published on July 12, 2020 07:15