Hovertext:The good news is this is the same thing that happens whenever you fall asleep, even for a second.
Hovertext:If your reaction is 'but it's easy to count the dots' you might want to check your motherboard.
Hovertext:I'm informed this also works excellently for The Hobbit.
Hovertext:The author wishes to state clearly that this is not intended to shame anyone. Except for you, Dave. You're gross.
Hovertext:It's honestly pretty rude that he won't settle down into the marinade.
Hovertext:Who writes 613 different rules in the handbook and expects everyone to remember them all the time?
Hovertext:I should post a joke here, but can we stop a minute and just appreciate how perfectly I captured the Posture of Work in panel 1?
Hovertext:I actually wonder sometimes exactly how you'd go about being non-reductionist.
Hovertext:I'm not saying it's true, I'm just saying you can't find a citation saying it's false.
Hovertext:Still better than cable news, though.
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