Hovertext:Evolving to be cute just wasn't enough.
Hovertext:If I get up to 4 trillion dollars a month on patreon, I promise to write this novel.
Hovertext:It's a joke now, but in 30 years when the Internet has finally binned us all into fetish categories, this will become fact.
Hovertext:At all costs we must continue changing nothing!
Hovertext:If you really want a scurvy dog you need some way to extract vitamin C from canines. I believe science is now ready for this challenge.
Hovertext:The good news is the media will just report it as The God Field.
Hovertext:For the record, this literary trope predates Spaceballs, you illiterate swine.
Hovertext:There's a reason medical conditions have Latin terms.
Hovertext:That wasn't lazy drawings in the background - the sim just hadn't fully rendered them.
Hovertext:As far as I know, this is the first exploration of this problem from the perspective of being distracted by a cat.
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