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September 29, 2009

Icon Love

Next time you run into a grammar Nazi, show them


THE SCHWAstika!

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Idea by Chris French, artwork by [info:] sidial .

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Published on September 29, 2009 20:50

September 23, 2009

The Depths of Stupidity Are Deep and...Deep.

WILL FERRELL SAYS WE HAVE TO HAVE NATIONAL HEALTH CARE!

The funniest man in Hollywood! Well, one of the funnier men in Hollywood, after Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd and Steve Martin and Steven Wright and Martin Short and Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong and PeeWee Herman and Pauly Shore and...

But the point is, this is WILL FERRELL! Who has a degree in...

Well, anyway, it's WILL FERRELL! Who's been in award winning movies like...

Look, it's WILL FERRELL! This is the NAIL in the coffin of those righ...
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Published on September 23, 2009 20:41

September 18, 2009

Ever violated Photobucket's terms of use?

They keep deleting stuff of mine, and none of it is anything I wouldn't show my 11 year old or my mother, so I have no idea what standards they want.

However, a friend of mine developed this handy icon, which can be substituted for their handspank "violated our terms of use" icon.

Do please share the love.

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Published on September 18, 2009 19:28

September 4, 2009

DragonCon--It's Only Going To Get Stupider

I got here yesterday. It wasn't open yet and packed. I've already been drafted to write a short for another antho, and met up with one of the writers for my new antho project. Also got followup on The Best Defense, and might be doing another series of that.

Great costumes so far. Hotel rates are armed robbery combined with gang rape and having your car torched afterward.
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Published on September 04, 2009 07:31

August 25, 2009

Teddy Kennedy Is Dead

I was always taught, "if you can't say something nice about a person, don't say anything at all."


















Bye, Ted. I hope they don't cremate you. It'll take 6 weeks.
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Published on August 25, 2009 23:28

Of Course, She Won't Point Out...


(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31388323/ns/health-dr_nancy/?vp=32509035?#32541816 since the embed is shaky.)

That if lopping off foreskins "reduces transmission of bacteria," cauterizing her hole with a hot iron would reduce transmission even more.

Luckily, I'm not the kind of quack who would suggest so.

I MIGHT suggest that vigorous application of a clue by four is in order.

Incidentally, the "Study" in question is very iffy in its credibility--turns out the African tribes that circumcise and have a
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Published on August 25, 2009 05:09

August 19, 2009

I Believe This Is Called A Bait And Switch

I sent Bernie the below in response to his "article":

http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/2009062515/new-poll-shows-tremendous-support-public-health-care-option

Do you strongly support, somewhat support, somewhat oppose, or strongly oppose the following:
Creating a new public health insurance plan that anyone can purchase:



Oh, PURCHASE. Of course I do. People should be able to buy anything they want.


I thought you were expecting ME to pay for it. Silly me.


Of course, when THAT REAL QUESTION is aske
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Published on August 19, 2009 08:21

August 10, 2009

Proving I'm An Equal Opportunity Offender

Bob:

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=106304

I served 5 years active and 20 Guard, Army and AF both.

This kind of paranoid bullshit is why Worldnut Daily is laughed at.
You might recall we went through this conspiracy nuttery before Y2K.

Obviously you stopped to think and forgot to start again.

BTW, if you look at my site and posts, you'll realize I'm probably
more conservative than you. I'm just not a shithead.

Don't waste your time responding. I don't have time to explain the
dozens o
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Published on August 10, 2009 10:11

July 26, 2009

July 24, 2009

Pity

http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerkimball/2009/07/22/racialist-outrage-and-embarrassment-in-cambridge/2/

Half the conservatives commenting are morons.

All the liberals are.

Par for the course.

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Pity they didn't club him and taze him. It'd look great on youtube.

And before you get upset with me, here's the police report:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0723092gates1.html

Apparently, Mr Gates' outburst was loud enough to get 6 cops and 7 citizens responding.



July 22, 2009

No Charge, But Gate
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Published on July 24, 2009 21:23

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