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November 14, 2010

TSA--Harsh Language

Language and comments follow.



So, the TSA (Teenage Sexual Assault) has new requirements for traveling. Either A) have your gonads exposed to ionizing radiation and gawked at on screen, or 2: Have them felt up.



I regard this as unacceptable.



What follows is some brainstorming between myself and others on responses that may work as civil disobedience.



We have ruled out ideas such as urinating on oneself and the searcher, wearing steel jockstraps, etc. Peeing on the searcher could be considered felony battery. It also means you'll be very uncomfortable until you can change. Reinforced clothing will simply get you a strip search. These will not help.



Consider, though:



"I'm a radiologist. Did you know that long term exposure near those machines causes sterility and impotence?"



"I bet all the new hires are queer, huh?"



"Damn, that's hot."



"That feels familiar. Do you go to the glory hole at Chester Street?"



"Does it bother you that I'm gay? Or do you prefer I not say, like my friend over there?"



"You know, porn actors get paid a lot better to touch other guys' junk."



(LOUDLY): "OH, YEAH! You've done this before!"



"Were you queer before you worked here, or only after feeling all these hot cocks?"



"I used to be a man/woman. Can you tell how good the surgery was?"



"Hey, how do I compare to my buddy, size wise?"



"Bom chicka wow wow!"



"You better go down the front as well. You missed a spot right over my rod."



"Have you had your hepatitis shots? Neither have I."



"You may not want to do that. I have the clap."



By the way, there ARE inexpensive devices designed to keep the male member erect while walking or standing. They're non-metallic and shouldn't register on an scanner. Present them with something "Hard and pumping and indefatigably steely." Then grind into the search.



What about wearing a kilt, naturally without undies? Will naked manflesh make them wince? What about applying some lotion in the restroom right before entering security? "Yeah, if you feel some moisture, it's probably an open sore."



The regs state you will be inspected by someone of the gender you present as, unless you ask otherwise (This doesn't always happen, but is the reg). What about some hero stepping up in bad drag? Preferably sweaty and overweight. Regardless of whom they select, request the other gender.



Now, let's consider if they're feeling up a teenage or younger girl or boy, and the child slaps or punches them. Are they really going to arrest a child? If not, we can instruct all children to slap, punch, trachea-strike them? If so, they've escalated a lot. I can't see myself standing still while some clown tries a takedown on my daughter. I Say "tries" because she has some experience in that, and if he patronizingly just grabs her there's a good chance he (or she if the goon is a dyke) will be on the floor first. What I would hope happens is that the child jabs the goon in the trachea. If the goon goes after the kid, the parent literally kicks their jaw off their face. After that, file charges for sexual assault of a minor and a civil suit, so besides having to eat baby food, the goon looks like a zombie and is unemployable on the sex offender registry. Or do they REALLY think they can find 12 jurors, none of whom will regard it as reasonable self defense of the child and acquit the parent? And will they REALLY attempt to file criminal charges against a minor for hitting someone for grabbing their pubes? "Yes, dear, only doctors, Mommy, Daddy, and uniformed government agents are allowed to touch you there, and you should NEVER go off somewhere private with an adult unless they're a uniformed government agent."



I don't think so, cockfag.



(I'm assuming at this point that everyone who works for the TSA is a homo or a dyke. If they have a job where they get paid low wages to grope non-criminals' genitals, they're either pathetic and desperate, or faggots.)(And the offensive terminology is deliberate. A gay man consorts with other gay men. Grabbing non-consenting adults or children makes one a faggot.)



Also, don't forget off duty harassment. "Oh, you work for TSA? You fucking child-molesting faggot. Get away from me."



Make them hate their jobs. If they're honest, it gives them a reason to refuse to comply with outrageous regulations. If not, it encourages them to quit and find something more respectable, like sucking off Asian sailors in Long Beach.



Before any idiot sounds off about "It keeps us safe/you'll complain when someone blows up a plane/you have no right to fly," I'm going to point out that "body packing" has already been used frequently for smuggling and at least once for a bomb. So unless you're prepared to have someone shove a lubed fist up your ass in the name of "security," don't waste your time posting. If you are prepared for that, seek therapy, and don't waste your time posting.




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Published on November 14, 2010 20:14

November 8, 2010

More VA Adventures

I was heading for Jack's today to help with some cleaning and shoving.



He sounded bad on the phone. By the time I got there, he was convulsive. So his neighbor (A stunningly gorgeous disabled vet) and I shoved him into my van and I hauled him to the VA, while Gail brought the Buick from the other direction, because my van will not fit in a 6'8" parking rampand there's no outside parking to speak of.



I hauled him out in a heap at the Emergency ramp, and three people went sprinting for wheelchairs. Gail arrived and swapped vehicles.



It wasn't a long wait, and we have another visit on file. Doc came in, prescribed a painkiller and an anti-anxiety shot. Pulse came down from 85 to 61, BP from 160/85 to 120/75.



Jack was unable to communicate beyond nod and shake and mumble. I can translate reasonably well in context. Even a dim red penlight on his pupils elicited moans and thrashing.The observation room was dark, curtain drawn, and he still had a towel over his eyes. The trip in sunlight had to be excruciating.



He did not remember how he got there, or the shots from the hot blonde nurse.



I took him home two hours later, giddy on what he calls "hippie drugs."



The good news: He's well documented as having seizure episode headaches. He can go to his primary care physician to renew the previous scrip, which worst case should mean they mail him drugs, best case means I go in with him next week and talk to the doc about little details--such as the diagnosed "depressive order" and something else are possible, but I think the CRIPPLING CONVULSIVE HEADACHES might need priority.



Also, the Patient Advocate may be able to assist in expediting things.



This is all part of dealing with a federal bureaucracy, which most of us can figure out with effort, but when you're in screaming pain, asking "help" and being told, "we don't do that here, go see X" is a brick wall.



Also, someone active duty hunted up the regs for me. Diagnosis of a "personality disorder" requires professional testing by a pshrink. The Army did not do this, and apparently doesn't in about 40% of cases. A number of assholes in a number of units use it as a convenient excuse to toss people they don't want to do with. There's supposed to be some kind of accounting on this, but I imagine they'll all play dumb and weasel out of it, the @#$%ers. So, with that in hand and an actual doctor, I'm hopeful the @#$%ing @#$bag @#$er who stripped his benefits, who is neither an MD or a Pshrink, will have the relevant paperwork folded to all corners and shoved up his ass, with backpay of relevant benefits.



Because my friend does not have a "personality disorder." He's had a migraine that's lasted 4 years and occasionally spikes into convulsions that are at least a 12 on the "how bad does it hurt?" scale, and he cannot @#$ing work because he cannot reliably think, balance, leave the house in daylight, or be sure he won't collapse on the street, to be hauled off to the charity hospital, as has happened several times.



Is his personality hard to deal with? Yeah, I imagine it is. I call that a "Symptom," not a "Diagnosis."







Mike


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Published on November 08, 2010 22:17

November 6, 2010

It Should Be A Dead Horse

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/nov/5/climate-change-no-longer-scares-europe/



New User: Referring to "False facts" just makes you a denialist.



The Earth is supposed to get warmer. Solar Devolution causes a steady increase in the energy we receive, and will continue to do so for a few hundred million more years before the Earth becomes uninhabitable, the tectonics of polar oceans and continents cause ice ages. We're just now leaving a period of glaciation. Warmer is to be expected and embraced, as the Earth gets closer to its AVERAGE ("Normal") temperature.



You may as well complain it's a disaster that March is warmer than January, and if the trend continues, we'll all be doooooomed by next October.



Solar cycles contribute short term warming and cooling trends.



CO2 at the partial pressure in our atmosphere is largely irrelevant--water vapor causes the majority of the Greenhouse Effect, and methane is tremendously more effective at the process than CO2--so all those hippies with their compost piles are having a small but probably measurable effect.



AGW depends on cherry-picking data from 1880 to the present, defining 1960-present as "normal," and denying that billions of years of temperature fluctuations exist. In this regard, it is much like Creationist nutjobbery. This is compounded with bizarre lies that the Little Ice Age and Medieval Warm Period never happened--both events being well-documented in historical texts, by historical events and activities, and confirmed as global events by core samples, isotope analysis, pollen and growth levels and other reliable scientific tests.



The warmerbators, like the Creationists, would like to pretend that physics, chemistry, geology, botany and history are all wrong in some convenient fashion to make the facts fit their beliefs.



Reality is not so easily deluded.



In the meantime, statists and their useful idiots--like yourself--call for control of CO2, which every person on the planet must exhale as a function of life.



I suggest if CO2 is really such a problem, that you stop exhaling it.


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Published on November 06, 2010 10:11

November 5, 2010

Attacking Joel Rosenberg Is Not A Smart Move

http://www.familymattersii.com/press/press_release_20101105.pdf



MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (November 05, 2010) - Sergeant William Palmer, the Minneapolis Police Department

Spokesman, is under investigation for assaulting Joel Rosenberg, a local self-defense activist, in the waiting

room of the office of Timothy Dolan, Minneapolis Police Chief. this afternoon, at approximately 130PM.



Rosenberg and his wife, Felicia Herman, had arrived at the office by previous arrangement with the suspect,

Palmer, to examine the first of several Minnesota Government Data Practices Act responses that Rosenberg has

submitted to the MPD and the City of Minneapolis. In addition to his responsibilities as police spokesman,

Palmer is also the MPD's Data Practices Officer.



When Rosenberg removed his jacket, revealing one of the two lawfully-carried handguns on his person, Palmer

leaped at him, laid hands on him without lawful authority or Rosenberg's consent, and removed one of

Rosenberg's pistols, "sweeping," or momentarily pointing it, at Rosenberg as he moved to unload it.


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Published on November 05, 2010 22:43

November 4, 2010

Slapping 0 Supporters Is Like Kicking A Leg-Humping Dog

you have to do it, but you feel guilty about it.



Harsh language all around below. My comments are in bold.




http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/



Appointed more openly gay officials than any other president in US history--Who really gives a fuck what their orientation is? How about appointing competent people, regardless of their orientation, which is no one's fucking business?



The American Recovery & Reinvestment Act of 2009: a $789 billion economic stimulus plan--which our children will have to pay for, if there's an economy left.



Signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, restoring basic protections against pay discrimination for women and other workers--so, he signed something Congress passed, which is something that should have been in effect all along, and has been argued before, but THIS TIME it will reeeaaallly happen! Trust us.



Launched recovery.gov to track spending from the Recovery Act, providing transparency and allowing the public to report fraud, waste, or abuse--"Transparency." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.



Provided the Department of Veterans Affairs with more than $1.4 billion to improve services to America's Veterans--they must be enjoying that at their cocktail parties, because I and other local vets sure as hell aren't getting anything from it.



Signed the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which provides health care to 11 million kids -- 4 million of whom were previously uninsured--so, now I have to pay for someone else's kids as well as my own? Thanks, cockbag.



Repealed Bush era restrictions on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research--okay, that's fine. Are you going to credit Bush with starting more lines of research than his predecessors? Because he did.



Signed the Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the lives of Americans living with paralysis--by "help" you mean "More of my money," right? You statists just LOVE my money, don't you? Meaning "CONGRESS," who passed this law, and 0bama, the weasel who endorsed it.



Developed stimulus package, which includes approx. $18 billion for nondefense scientific research and development--no previous president spent money on non-defense R&D. Oh, wait. They did.



Issued executive order to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay--BWUAHAHAHAHAHA when you remove your lips from his organ, you'll find out it's STILL OPEN! And that he's released less prisoners than Bush did:





On January 22, 2009 the White House announced that President Barack Obama had signed an order to suspend the proceedings of the Guantanamo military commission for 120 days and that the detention facility would be shut down within the year.




OOPS.



On May 20, 2009, the United States Senate passed an amendment to the Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2009 (H.R. 2346) by a 90-6 vote to block funds needed for the transfer or release of prisoners held at the Guantánamo Bay detention camp.[11] As of November 2010, 174 detainees remain at Guantanamo.[12]



Wait, wasn't it supposed to be closed before then?



President Barack Obama issued a Presidential Memorandum dated December 15, 2009 ordering the preparation of the Thomson Correctional Center, Thomson, Illinois so as to enable the transfer of Guantanamo prisoners there.[13]



Oh, yeah, bring them to IL. Perfect place for them. From a tropical paradise in the Caribbean, to a police state in the wasteland within America, where any escapees might actually make it into America. Bravo.







Significantly increased funding for the Violence Against Women Act--so, violence against other men is still okay?



Added 4.6 billion USD to the Veterans Administration budget to recruit and retain more mental health professionals--that's a lot of mental health professionals. Seriously. At $100K a year, plus operating costs of about the same, that's...a lot. Even at a million a year, that's....A LOT. Meanwhile, I'd like my LUNGS FIXED, TYVM.





Lifted restrictions granting Cuban Americans unrestricted rights to visit family and send remittances to the island--so, the federal law against business in Cuba only applies to certain groups of Americans now. That sounds unfair and unconstitutional.



Eliminated subsidies to private lender middlemen of student loans and protect student borrowers--so they're now out of work, and a whole new LEGION of inexperienced, lazy federal workers are taking over. What could possibly go wrong?



Increased funding for national parks and forests by 10%--good. The homeless will have more campsites.



Expanded hate crime law in the US to include sexual orientation through the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act--because hate crimes are worse than love crimes, and thoughtcrime is worst of all.



Significantly expanded Pell grants, which help low-income students pay for college--rather than make colleges more competitive, so they'd have to LOWER prices, instead of giving them more tax dollars?



Reversed the policy of barring media coverage during the return of fallen soldiers to Dover Air Force Base--because no one should be allowed to grieve in private when liberal cockbags want to have a mutual suckfest and fuck the corpses of heroes for headlines.



Provided stimulus funding to boost private sector spaceflight programs--which come with more regulations attached. That'll help.



Appointed nation's first Chief Technology Officer--well, I'll just go jerk off to that right now. More officials! That's what we need. Oh, baby.



Signed financial reform law establishing a Consumer Financial Protection Bureau to look out for the interests of everyday Americans--which stripped of the bullshit, means another cocksucker to tell us how to run our lives, and presumes we're too stupid to do so ourselves. But wait!



Signed financial reform law requiring lenders to verify applicants' credit history, income, and employment status--Dat's racis! Didn't we stop that a few years ago, over the protests of "Racist" Republicans? Why is it suddenly a good idea?



Increased minority access to capital--isn't that kinda at odds with the above? I mean, banks can't discriminate based on race, gender, religion, whatever, and since most of them manage things by phone or internet these days, how do they know who's asking? So what you're saying is, people who are "minority and worthless deadbeats." The kind of person the above law is designed to avoid wasting money on (deadbeats).





Signed financial reform law prohibiting banks from engaging in proprietary trading (trading the bank's own money to turn a profit, often in conflict with their customers' interests)--he signed a law, passed by Congress, which supersedes a law which, IIRC, was put into place by the Jimmy Fucking Carter administration.



Signed financial reform law allowing shareholders of publicly traded companies to vote on executive pay--shareholders will be "allowed" to vote on company matters? So fucking gracious of you.



Cut prescription drug cost for medicare recipients by 50%--which means everyone who's not a worthless leech will have to pay the difference. Thanks, assfuck.



Provided $12.2 Billion in new funding for Individuals With Disabilities Act--to do what, exactly? Thought so.



Established Credit Card Bill of Rights, preventing credit card companies from imposing arbitrary rate increases on customers--so, no "arbitrary" increases. Just ones they've voted on in board meetings. Glad that's fixed.



Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying insurance because of a pre-existing condition--funny thing. The VA (A GOVERNMENT health care plan) has told me and a friend that our conditions are "pre-existing" and not their problem. Ponder that.



Signed the Weapons Systems Acquisition Reform Act to stop fraud and wasteful spending in the defense procurement and contracting system--which will be as effective as every previous law that was supposed to do that. How original.



Health Care Reform Bill, allowing children to remain covered by their parents' insurance until the age of 26--so, we're defining people as children to age 26? The repercussions of THAT are going to go over well.



Tax cuts for up to 3.5 million small businesses to help pay for employee health care coverage--"See, how this works is, we reduce the money we take from you, so you can give us more money."



Tax credits for up to 29 million individuals to help pay for health insurance--"See, how this works is, we reduce the money we take from you, so you can give some corporate cockbag more money."



Expansion of Medicaid to all individuals under age 65 with incomes up to 133 percent of the federal poverty level--"See, how this works is, we increase the money we take from everyone else, and take the money."



Require health insurance plans to disclose how much of the premium actually goes to patient care--which was already a law. All you have to do is ASK.



Extended Benefits to same-sex partners of federal employees--okay, I'll give you that one. But, don't you mean CONGRESS did that and he just signed the paper?



Provided travel expenses to families of fallen soldiers to be on hand when the body arrives at Dover AFB--I'll give you that one, too.



Ended Bush administration's CIA program of 'enhanced interrogation methods' by requiring that the Army field manual be used as the guide for terrorism interrogations--A mixed bag. Good, if they actually do it. IF. Bad, for telling the terrorists we actually care.







So, not a lot, really. It's nice that you're happy. You're in the minority, of course, according to every poll out there. The above might be why.







You forgot:



Run up more debt than the previous 5 presidents combined.



Disgraced America in front of the PM and Queen of the UK.



Divided America by insulting everyone who disagreed with him.



Played the race card until it's burned out (okay, that was probably good).



Assuaged liberal guilt on racism. They've voted for a black man. Next time they might consider voting for a smart man.




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Published on November 04, 2010 09:26

November 3, 2010

Cover Art!

http://www.kmistudio.com/blog/index.php/gallery/image_full/201/ Kurt Miller's cover for Rogue. I can't wait to find out what the book is like.


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Published on November 03, 2010 23:21

VA Help For A Friend

Here's the summary:



While serving in Germany, Jack took ill with recurring, debilitating headaches. Bad enough he'll wind up on the floor in convulsions for hours at a time. Bright light (daylight) and chemicals can trigger this.



The Army and the Germans were unable to identify a cause.



Do to a misunderstanding of this, his command decided it was a "personality disorder," and that he was malingering, and processed him for discharge.



After several months, VA initially decided to award disability.



He's stayed at my house at times, and I've seen him on the floor, incoherent and twitching. Anything brighter than a night light can do it. He wears welding goggles to go outside in daylight.



For some reason, the VA never actually assigned him a primary care physician.



Recently, some administrative assbag did the same thing the Army did, and with no medical exam or credentials, ruled it to be a "personality disorder." His benefits are gone.



Because his brain doesn't work right, Jack had no savings.



On appeal (they sent the paperwork to an old address, and he never saw it in time to argue at the time), they scheduled a medical appt.



Because his brain doesn't work right, he missed the appt.



They have now ruled that he's not only not disabled, but not entitled to ANY VA care at all, unless he can "prove" he has headaches by coming to their hospital, which he can't do since he's not authorized VA medical care, and because when a headache hits he can't make a phone call.



DAV has been unable to assist.



He's agreeable to a durable POA so I can access the ER records from the places he's been taken when he's been found on the street during an attack.



What agencies and what strategy do we use to get him covered?



What non-VA options does he have, such as social security, etc?







Mike


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Published on November 03, 2010 07:36

November 2, 2010

And Then You See Something Like This

GaryBelch

Oct 21, 2010 6:37:16 PM



I totally disagree with allowing homosexuals to openly serve in the

military. There are many assignments in all of the branches that would

not see much of an impact if the gays were able to serve openly. But,

on the other hand, so many of our positions and assignments would make

it a very uncomfortable and possibly unsafe for all concerned. For

example, as a new private out of boot camp you arrive at your first

duty assignment and your roommate is openly gay. I personally would

have a very difficult time sleeping at night or sharing the latrine

with this individual. Another example with the same private; the

openly gay individual brings his gay lover to his room for a visit...I

could not handle this, because now I'm being teased by others unit

members that I must be gay also. As I mentioned before there are

situations where there wouldn't be much of an impact, but a lot of the

military is not your typical 9-5 job at Wal-Mart. We have to work,

eat, sleep, shower and live together 24-7.





"Oh, god, they might TEASE me!!!!"



Fucking pansy.



I mean, really. "My roommate is a repressed and hated minority, very visible and taking all kinds of flak, but FUCK HIM! People might tease ME!!!!!"



This clown claims to be a retired E8. Possible, I suppose. Douchebags do get promoted on occasion.



But he should also be aware that they try to place like roommates together, and allow swapping of rooms--people who like loud heavy metal tend not to room with those who like country or rap. Smokers and non-smokers try not to room together. Ditto with straights and gays.



I assume he had a very nice, pleasant, desk-bound career where he never had to share a tent, fighting position or bus with females. After all, it would have made him uncomfortable.


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Published on November 02, 2010 22:03

Washington State Voters--GET TO WORK

Assigned Number: 1069

Filed: 02/01/2010



Sponsors

Mr. James E. Vaughn



Public Contact Information:

14416 168th Street

Orting, WA 98360

Phone: 253-241-9634 253-241-9634 253-241-9634 253-241-9634 253-241-9634 253-241-9634

Fax: 253-444-3820

jvaughn50@comcast.net



Ballot Title

Statement of Subject: Initiative Measure No. 1069 concerns the state seal.



Concise Description: This measure would require the Washington State Seal to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer's intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.



Should this measure be enacted into law? Yes [ ] No [ ]



Ballot Measure Summary

This measure would require the Seal of the State of Washington to be changed to depict a vignette of a tapeworm dressed in a three piece suit attached to the lower intestine of a taxpayer shown as the central figure. The seal would be required to be encircled with the following words: "Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every tax payer." The illustration would be selected from submissions submitted by taxpayers.



http://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/initiatives/text/i1069.pdf http://www.sos.wa.gov/images/pdf_icon.gif



vote for this. Now.


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Published on November 02, 2010 15:14

November 1, 2010

Coming Soon To An Airport Near You!

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2010-10-29-tsa-pat-downs_N.htm



"I'm in favor of anything that makes us safer and hinders terrorists."



Really? Awesome.



SNAP.



That was the sound of a latex glove.



Bend over, bitch!


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Published on November 01, 2010 19:25

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