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November 4, 2020: Akemi Wednesday!

I once had a girlfriend who would rage-quit any game she was about to lose, occasionally bursting into furious tears while doing so.

Not sure why I thought of her today after all these years.

Anyway, on to better relationships…

Look at this.  Eating dinner straight out of the pot.  Shameful.  She’s two steps away from eating over the sink!

Yo, Yeti!

Casual Chun-Li.  FIGHT!

My girls.

Home cheffing!

Dumpling Day.

Assassin’s Creed Pandemic: Altair’s Staycation Part II

Nibbling action!

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November 3, 2020: Social (Media) Etiquette!

I try to maintain an open line of communication with fandom, through this blog and various other social media platforms.  It’s something I’ve been doing for years now and I quite enjoy getting to know people.  There are occasions, however, when I feel I have to draw the line.  Specifically –

Do not direct message me to ask me to deliver a message to a cast member.  Most of them maintain their own social media presence and you can reach out to them directly.  If you do and they don’t get back to you, take that as a no and move on.

I don’t mind answering fan DM’s if they don’t feel comfortable putting something out in public, but if it’s simply to chat or ask questions about a show I’ve worked on, please stick to the public forums so fellow fans can be enlightened as well.

Don’t reach out to me on facebook or linkedin and expect a response within 2-3 months.

Under no circumstances am I interested in reading your Stargate ideas.  I don’t own the rights to the franchise so I can’t do anything about it.

Even though I worked on a series that featured ascended beings, I”m not at all interested in reading about them.  Other topics I’m not interested in reading about include: mysticism, conspiracies, the NBA, the self-help racket, pretty much any book involving magic, dragons, or a character who at some point is referred to as “the chosen one”.

Also, no one spoil the election results for me.  I’m recording CNN and plan to watch this weekend.

Last night, the Orville Nation panel and I discussed Dark Matter Episode 5.  Check out the video.  Chock full of insights.  Now with 20% MORE ZOMBIES!

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November 2, 2020: We discuss Dark Matter’s spookiest episode! Snow Monkeys! And Stargate stuff!

A spooky ship!  Dead crewmembers!  Space Zombies!!!

Join us TONIGHT at 5:30 p.m. ET when the gang at Orville Nation and I discuss Dark Matter’s spookiest episode…

Come armed!  With questions!

So, how was everyone’s weekend?  What did you all get up to?  How are your respective fantasy football teams doing?  For my Snow Monkeys, it all comes down to tonight’s Giants-Bucs game.  Can the Bucs D put up more than 2 points?  Can Bucs kicker Succop and Giants TE Engram 23 combined points?!  All will be revealed tonight on Monday Night Football!

A little stroll down Stargate memory line…

Dial the Gate’s David Read chats with longtime Stargate Executive Producer Robert C. Cooper…

And to catch up on all of the interviews you’ve missed, go here.

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November 1, 2020: Suji Sunday!

Liking the look of that pizza.

“Sit down.  I want to talk to you about your recent lack of treat-giving.”

Pro napper.

She sleeps about 16 hours a day.  She needs to conserve her energy for barking food requests.

Daughter-Mommy time…

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Your International Guide to Zombies!

Given that it is Halloween, I thought today would be a good time to offer up this handy zombie guide in the event of a zombie apocalypse in your area.  Of course, the severity of the outbreak and your ability to deal with the undead onslaught will vary from country to country but, for starters, please consult this ranking by The Zombie Research Society that helpfully breaks down which nations are best positioned to weather the flesh-eating storm:

TOP TEN COUNTRIES

Good on Australia for placing first.  And quite surprised to see Canada place second.  The fact that the U.S. lands in third, given present circumstances, leads me to question the methodology.

Not all zombies are created equally however.  Your chances of survival will depend on the type you will be facing.  Here are your most concerning varieties…

North American variant

Relatively slower moving that your average human, they’re leisurely in their pace, more likely to shamble or crawl than break out into a brisk run.  They’re also fairly noisy, given to groaning, gargling, and cacophonous mouth-breathing and, thus, unlikely to surprise you – unless you happen to step on one or are a character in a movie or zombie t.v. series who has their back to a chain-link fence.

British variant

Okay, I’m not going to sugarcoat it.  These guys are trouble, noted for their surprisingly explosive sprinting abilities and shameless eating habits.

Chinese variant

Unlike the North American shambler and British sprinter, these zombies get around by hopping.  There are about a half-dozen sub-varieties, ranging from relatively harmless livestock-feeders to the more accomplished ninja zombies who can fly, shapeshift, and crawl around alarmingly quickly.

South-Korean variant

Similar to the British fast-moving variety, they are also astonishingly adept crawlers and have also been known to take public transportation for longer hauls.

Nazi variant

This slow-moving variant prefer aquatic ambulation (which explains their penchant for goggles) and can be found in large bodies of water.  They appear to be vegetarian, preferring to drown rather than consume their victims.

There are other zombie variants, but they shouldn’t be a cause for concern lest you have offended a sorcerer or witch.

Hope that helps.  Stay safe.  And Happy Halloween!

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October 30, 2020: I have been remiss!

Getting sloppy.  I, apparently, missed yesterday’s blog post – although, I could have sworn I did post.  But Akemi confirms I did not and has informed me that, as a result, I’m going to have to post TWO entries today to catch up.  So, I’ll just post-date this entry October 30th, 2020 and swing around with a second, October 31st entry later tonight.

What do you say?  Yes/No

October 29, 2020: Cereal Milk, Rare White Stags, and Wyvern Gaming’s SG-1 Role-Playing Game!

What do you say?  Yes/No?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Milk? Yes/Nohttps://t.co/sNN3MQY9po

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) October 29, 2020

Personally, I’m a big YES and believe they should do an entire cereal milk line including such favorites as Lucky Charms, Froot Loops, and, of course, Capn Crunch.

So, how are things shaping up for you all heading into the weekend?  I’m still working my way through that pilot rewrite, but had a terrific call today with an executive who not only produces genre but is a fan of genre.  I have to mention it because finding a genre executive who is actually a fan of sci-fi and actually understands and respects the genre is about as rare as spotting a white stag.  Very exciting.

Speaking of exciting…

Hey, Stargate fans, less than 6 hours to back the SG-1 roleplaying game by Wyvern Gaming! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wyvrengaming/stargate-roleplaying-game/description

Six Stargate stars weigh in on the game…

 

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October 28, 2020: If you’re wondering what I want for Christmas…

My 1st A.D. during this pandemic.

Guys!  I need this!

Fried chicken nugget pillows! 

They come with this awesome ASMR recording to help you drift off to a dreamland filled with crispy goodness…

Amazing people with whom I have worked…

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
I worked with Morris Chapdelaine @MrChapdelaine back on #StargateSG1 when he was an Asgard animatronic puppeteer. Some 12 years later, Morris a successful producer with a multitude of genre shows to his credit! pic.twitter.com/BzNBuMmGYC

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) October 20, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Rob Fournier was our lead armourer on #StargateSG1 and #StargateAtlantis, offering both technical advice and weapons training across both shows. An incredibly knowledgeable and busy guy! pic.twitter.com/AdPLTlYDqe

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) October 21, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The wonderful Simone Bailey (@SimoneBailly) played the role of Jaffa resistance fighter Ka'lel on #StargateSG1. Between acting and hosting her own youtube series, she keeps incredibly busy! https://t.co/5de2EJ7Y0c pic.twitter.com/lFYwvtH3tK

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) October 22, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Beverlee June Fix was a costumer on all three #Stargate series and, more recently, an assistant costume designer on #Deadpool2. Pictured here with longtime #Stargate VFX coordinator James Rorick. pic.twitter.com/ubr8EC0eLM

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) October 24, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Hilda Badazadeh was our Social Media Coordinator on the final season of #DarkMatter. Hard working, well-organized, and strategically-minded, she has also worked as a script supervisor on various productions. pic.twitter.com/udXnJbttjR

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) October 25, 2020

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October 27, 2020: Thanks! Mom ends up on IR! Solitary Man!

Thanks to everyone who took the time to post some kind words on yesterday’s blog entry.  To be honest, even though it may have sounded like I was down and in need of cheering up, I was simply stating fact.  Writing can be immensely rewarding.  But most of the time, it’s tough – and occasionally frustrating.  Still, it was heartening to read such positive support – and Matthew’s father’s reminder that Haydn was feeling creatively tapped out when he wrote his most famous symphonies.

Today, Akemi and I went in for our annual physicals which, in my case, included a very blood panel, urine test (in the event I opt to play pro ball this year), ultrasound, ECG, vision check, and general inspection.  To prepare for for it (aka fool the blood test), in the days leading up to my appointment, I chose fish over fried chicken and limited myself to a single dessert a day.  I look forward to the results!

Meanwhile, back in Montreal, my 86 year old mother is nursing a strained back, suffered following an afternoon of leaf raking.  Some time after the ninth bag, she apparently experienced pain in her knee that progressed to leg pain, possibly the result of pinched nerve.  She’s scheduled to see a specialist in the coming weeks.  Not sure if it’s to check out her back or help her with the raking but either would be greatly appreciated I’m sure.

Hey, Stargate fans!  Remember Solitary Man?

 

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October 26, 2020: I may need to swing by the idea store!

I’ve always wondered if there is a shelf life for writing ability.  I’m not talking about physical or mental obstacles, but a specific emptying of the creative tank that sees a once prolific and talented writer suddenly, inexplicably, exhausted of ideas.  The thought creeps up every so often, usually on days like today when I struggle to make inroads on the rewrite of that YA military sci-fi pilot I’ve been sloooowly revising the past week.  In this business, you’re only as good as your last script and, really, that only applies if the decision-makers have taken the time to read that last script…which is almost never.

It happens more times than I’d care to admit.  I’ll spin my wheels on a project and think “This is it.  I’m tapped out!  What else can I do for a living?” and then reflect back and marvel on the countless times I turned things around and got shit done.  It always seems like a lifetime ago.  And then suddenly it’s eight months later and I’ve written some really great stuff.  How did it happen?  I have no idea.  Was I possessed by the ghost of Christopher Marlowe for that period between pitching the pilot and delivering the finale?  Maybe?

I console myself by remembering I was productive not all that long ago, recently enough to receive an encouraging  email this morning about the series overview for Project F, and scheduled reminders for calls about two different sci-fi projects we’re about to take out.

What I may need is a deadline…

A reminder to join us later today (5:30 p.m. ET) when I’ll be getting together with the gang at Orville Nation to talk about Dark Matter Episode 4…

DARK MATTER MONDAYS! Plz.. RETWEET, Thx!