T. Strange's Blog, page 51
December 1, 2013
I’ve decided that I’m going to tack ‘like an animal’ onto random sentences....
I’ve decided that I’m going to tack ‘like an animal’ onto random sentences.
ie: “I can’t find my phone…like an animal.”
"I have to charge my laptop…like an animal."
November 30, 2013
Someone should make a TV show about Enjolras and Grantaire, where R is a vampire and Enjolras is a...
Someone should make a TV show about Enjolras and Grantaire, where R is a vampire and Enjolras is a vampire hunter.
Oh wait. They already did.
It’s called Buffy Season Six.
November 29, 2013
(Wife and I are at ToysRUs, looking at My Little Pony toys)
Wife: Look, there's Twilight as an alla...alla...
Me: Alicorn?
Wife: Yes. I was thinking allosaurus. She turned into a dinosaur.
November 28, 2013
November 27, 2013
I’m watching Bride of Chucky.
I’m kind of in love with Tiffany, but Chucky sounds like...
I’m watching Bride of Chucky.
I’m kind of in love with Tiffany, but Chucky sounds like Spanky Ham.
farmweather:
Can you taste the apples in your milk?
Nope. All...
Can you taste the apples in your milk?
Nope. All I can taste when I drink goat’s milk (or eat goat cheese) is…goat. Bleh.
November 26, 2013
November 25, 2013
November 24, 2013
*watching Buffy Season Seven*
Buffy: What’s that song?
Me: IT’S THE THEME SONG FROM...
*watching Buffy Season Seven*
Buffy: What’s that song?
Me: IT’S THE THEME SONG FROM THE BIG FRIENDLY GIANT! I didn’t even watch much TV as a child and I know that! It’s ‘Early One Morning’! I taught myself to play it on the recorder!
Buffy: Durr I don’t know!?
