T. Strange's Blog, page 126
August 19, 2013
Me: *wakes wife up to show her a gif of Stephen Colbert holding kittens*
Her: I've seen that one...
Me: I don't get what's going on in this gif...
Her: With the camera and the zehbra? I mean zeebra?
Me: ...
Her: And the lions?
August 18, 2013
They should switch the way Ecstasy and antidepressants look.
Ecstasy should look like a boring...
They should switch the way Ecstasy and antidepressants look.
Ecstasy should look like a boring pill, and antidepressants should have little animals and smiley faces on them.
the-magic-historian:
lacigreen:
“You Can’t Be a Princess”...
“You Can’t Be a Princess” | Journalists from ABC’s “What Would You Do?” planted hidden cameras in a Halloween store and filmed shoppers’ reactions to a boy who wanted a princess costume and a girl who wanted a Spiderman costume.
we are policed into our respective gender roles at a very, very young age.
fucking rude-ass moms when i have kids and my daughter wants to be superman or thor or whoever the fuck else then GO AHEAD BABYDOLL or if my son wants to be cinderella or amy pond then HE CAN because being a good parent means making your child HAPPY and letting them do something harmless like wear a costume they wanna wear for halloween the one day of the year you can dress up like somebody else THAT ISNT YOURSELF.
I just mistagged this as ‘gender rolls’. I would much rather have gender rolls than gender roles.
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said...
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
lea-michele:
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always...
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
^
the-lady-america:
gonetodaygonetomorrow:
constable-connor:
Tha...
That’s what I need for my school supplies
My kind of back to school sale
Who the hell are they sending to school?
The Winchesters?
Or, my best friend. You open any drawer in her house…bam, knife.
