T. Strange's Blog, page 122
August 23, 2013
georgeharrisons-pointynipples:
sodamnrelatable:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says...
georgeharrisons-pointynipples:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
i literally just spent like 20 minutes staring at this joke confused because hydrogen peroxide is H2O2 before the pun finally registered
feardubh:
yesbecausereasons:
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MISHA IS SO UTTERLY...
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MISHA IS SO UTTERLY TERRIFIED OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BAD IT WOULD HAVE TO BE FOR MISHA TO HAVE A MINI PANIC ATTACK LIKE THAT I MEAN PLEASE
Are we not going to talk about Jared’s face in the second gif
August 22, 2013
Last night I dreamt that I was working at Carlo’s Bakery from Cake Boss. All of his sisters...
Last night I dreamt that I was working at Carlo’s Bakery from Cake Boss. All of his sisters were his wives in my dream. Buddy was being super nice to me, and I guess the other employees got jealous. One of them hit me across the back and it was really vivid. I knew that I couldn’t tell Buddy, because they would just do worse.
Later, I was at Buddy’s house for some sort of celebration. For some reason I needed to take a shower, and one of his sisters/wives followed me because she had seen the bruise on my back. She told me I didn’t have to put up with that.
I was like, “These people could literally put a fondant cake of my horse’s head in my bed.” And then I thought that might be construed as racist, so I was like, “Oh, man! Not because they’re Italian!”
And then she took off her shirt so that she’d be naked like me (because I was going to have a shower) to make me more comfortable. But she had these really long, terrifying hairs coming off of her boobs.
I’m still laughing about the fondant horse head thing.
Cat: *drapes her tail across my neck*
Wife: I like your scarf.
Me: Oui. It is...haute couture.
