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April 14, 2013

The Unbearable Strangeness of Being: Why I Write Weird Erotica (NSFW)

I write weird erotica because sex? Sex is weird. Let’s be honest here: when you get right down into the squelchy, heaving, multi-limbed mass of the thing, sex is weird. Hell, just being is weird. The fact that we are conscious entities parading around in flesh, and that flesh occasionally comes together to please itself and, when conditions are right, produce more flesh for other conscious entities to parade around in? Completely weird.


Most of the time, we simply don’t notice how odd this is,...

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Published on April 14, 2013 23:58

Far Voyages — Lovecraftian Themes in ‘Beyond The Black Rainbow’

Director: Panos Cosmatos

Starring: Eva Allan, Michael Rogers, Scott Hylands


I first heard of Panos Cosmatos’ Beyond the Black Rainbow from someone on my twitter feed. I’m sure this happens a lot, with the exchange proceeding along the following lines…


Person A tweets: “Beyond the Black Rainbow… #WTF did I just watch?” Persons B through L then offer up their various fevered interpretations of a film that, thankfully, resists and confounds interpretations as much as it invites them.


The best respon...

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Published on April 14, 2013 10:44

April 5, 2013

SKAWT CHONZZ: Plutonian Crime Lord or Slam Poet? YOU DECIDE

Sure, he’s got a voice like the fragrant lubricating honey of alien bees poured over the red-hot workings of some kinda sexy murder-machine. And yeah, his spoken weirdness is pulled from the top drawer of the Weird Bureau and then rubbed all over his thoroughly unusual genitals before delivery to a gleeful audience, as Nature intended. Plus, the guy looks great in a suit.


But were you aware that SKAWT CHONZZ (Plutonian Crime Lord and the only anti-poet to be treading the stage at the Verses Fe...

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Published on April 05, 2013 08:57

While Skawt Chonzz Slams, You Get His Chapbook For Free

… or you could show your appreciation by dropping a small amount of cash for it. Here at Martian Migraine Press, we like to give you that option!


Just kidding. Our hands are actually somewhat tied by Amazonian policies, such as they are. So, if you’d like skawt chonnz‘s R’LYEH SUTRA for your Kindle or Kindle enabled device, that’s swell, but the lovely beast that is Amazon requires that you part with some shekels for the privilege.


On the other tentacle, if you’re quite happy to read your elect...

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Published on April 05, 2013 08:54

April 4, 2013

“SUMMONINGS: Yvette’s Interview” NEW Blackstone Erotica Short by JustineG

“… the best entertainment I’ve had in ages… f**king magnificent… sublime!” — BDSM Reviews


From Martian Migraine Press and the twisted imagination of Justine G come SUMMONINGS: short-form weird-erotic fictions set in the horrifically sexy BLACKSTONE Erotica universe!


Blackstone readers met psychic ice-princess Yvette for the first time in BLACKSTONE Book 2: GREEN FEVER DREAM. In SUMMONINGS: Yvette’s Interview, we learn how the blonde sex fiend got that plum job as Evangeline Waite’s very persona...

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Published on April 04, 2013 09:15

March 13, 2013

ONE YEAR OF WEIRDNESS: MARTIAN MIGRAINE PRESS CELEBRATES A BIRTHDAY

March 14th will mark the first anniversary of our initial book launch, S R Jones’ subtly disturbing collection of horror shorts SOFT FROM ALL THE BLOOD. In the year since, we’ve released eight more books: the first and second titles in Justine G’s BLACKSTONE Erotica series, as well as a BLACKSTONE Erotica short; her sci-fi gonzo erotica novella ORGY IN THE VALLEY OF THE LUST LARVAE; and her highly experimental steampunk and Victorian erotica mash-up SEAWATER & STARS: The Last Novel of Gideon...

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Published on March 13, 2013 07:38

February 26, 2013

Anthropocalypse Now Free Promo

To celebrate the recent release of the e-chapbook edition of 2 Dope Boys In A Cadillac’s ANTHROPOCALYPSE NOW and the 3rd Annual Victoria Spoken Word Festival (in which Dope Boy Johnny MacRae is Poet of Honour, and Dope Boy shayne avec i grec is part of the ensemble cast), Martian Migraine Press is pleased to offer said e-chapbook as a FREE DOWNLOAD for whatever e-reader type machine you might currently be fondling, publicly or privately! We don’t judge!


This promo will run from midnight of Wed...

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Published on February 26, 2013 13:41

February 7, 2013

Anthropocalypse Now! Real Soon.

Martian Migraine Press is excited to announce the imminent release of our latest poetry e-chapbook, the truly epic Anthropocalypse Now! by Canadian spoken word super-team, 2 Dope Boys In A Cadillac!


shayne avec i grec and Johnny MacRae are touring, waterbowling, poetry machines! Machines with heart. Lots of heart. If you’ve yet to see their psychedelic talk-opera in person, Anthropocalypse Now! will certainly get you in the mood to do so. We’re just finishing up some final formatting on the e-...

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Published on February 07, 2013 09:21

January 25, 2013

January NEWSCLUSTER: Orgy In The Valley Of The Lust Larvae and Other Updates

A few updates…



All our Author Pages, Book Pages and of course, the Bookstore itself, have been updated. We had some broken links, apparently, but now all is repaired. Our Erotica pages were becoming rather unwieldy, actually, and we’re happy to have those nicely trimmed down now!
Justine G’s gonzo sci-fi erotica novella ORGY IN THE VALLEY OF THE LUST LARVAE is now available for purchase in our Bookstore, on its own page, and of course for your Kindle via Amazon. Straight up? We realize that Jus...
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Published on January 25, 2013 09:59

January 14, 2013

Sneak Preview: ORGY IN THE VALLEY OF THE LUST LARVAE

We’re back! A little downtime over the holidays, and Martian Migraine Press is ready for the new year. We’ve a lot of bizarre, unwieldy plans for 2013: actual book launches in August, tasty print runs, and various author promos throughout the year. Our authors have strange things in the offing, as well. More details as they rise to the level of conscious awareness, of course, but for now, how about a sneak preview of Justine G‘s freaky new sci-fi erotica short, due out by the end of this mont...

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Published on January 14, 2013 14:26