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December 15, 2017
Metrosexmania: How America Lost Its Mind Over Metrosexuality
By Mark Simpson (Originally appeared in Out magazine, October 2017) The US had a national nervous breakdown over male beauty in the early noughties. It seems ridiculous now – and actually it was fairly ridiculous at the time – but it’s simply an objective fact that the US went completely fucking berserk over the […]
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December 13, 2017
Andreassean’s Bare Ass Footie Strip(Tease)
Cristiano Ronaldo is definitely no longer the only spornosexual in the football village. Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassean, 28, ‘shredded’ defender for Norwegian soccer team Lillestrom, seems to be after the Portuguese striker’s exhibitionist crown. Earlier this week he achieved global fame by giving a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘football strip’ when he got starkers […]
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November 30, 2017
‘INSIDE THE SORDID PORN SCANDAL THAT’S ROCKING THE ARMY’
That was the salacious front-page block-capitals headline the (now defunct) heavily-fragranced men’s magazine Details gave my exclusive ‘undercover’ story for them in May 2006. I was reporting on the globally-covered scandal involving US soldiers from the elite 81st Airborne being courts-martialed for appearing in gay porn – from inside, so to speak, a US Army paratrooper at […]
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‘INSIDE THE SORDID PORN SCANDAL THAT’S ROCKING THE ARMY‘
That was the salacious front-page block-capitals headline the (now defunct) heavily-fragranced men’s magazine Details gave my exclusive ‘undercover’ story for them in May 2006. I was reporting on the globally-reported scandal involving US soldiers from the elite 81st Airborne being courts-martialed for appearing in gay porn – from inside, so to speak, a US Army paratrooper. The […]
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November 27, 2017
Thor Ragnarok is Cosmically Camp
Thor Ragnarok was quite the campest film I can recall seeing. At least that is since Guardians Of The Galaxy (not the second one, which was just dire). Basically it’s a cinematic version of this norty lollipop: ‘With real fruit taste’. Thor is essentially a very dull, earnest, ponderous character – especially with Hemsworth’s ‘Norwegian’ […]
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A Disturbing Documentary on the State of Heterosexuality Today
And here’s another one:
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November 9, 2017
In Defence of Male Tartiness (Again)
Mark Simpson on how metrosexuality is now part of masculinity’s ‘gayish DNA’ The lights have gone off at Instagram and YouTube. Men’s Health has folded. The male grooming market valued at $50B globally until just last week has imploded. Those reports about how men are now spending more time and money clothes shopping than women […]
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October 29, 2017
Gayspotting & the Gaga Doctrine
Mark Simpson feels the gay bumps and lumps that betray the ‘gay brain’ Everyone loves Spotting The Gay. It’s a fun game the whole family can play. Scientists seem to love it too. There have been a number of studies in the last decade or so that claim to demonstrate that ‘gaydar’ – the name […]
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Gayspotting And the Gaga Doctrine
by Mark Simpson Everyone loves Spotting The Gay. It’s a fun game the whole family can play. Scientists seem to love it too. There have been a number of studies in the last decade or so that claim to demonstrate that ‘gaydar’ – the name implying microwave-accuracy we like to give to gut-instinct gayspotting – […]
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October 8, 2017
Jeff Stryker Gets Smarter (& Even More Shredded)
You like that, don’tcha? I can only assume that Pietro Boselli is getting career advice from an older homosexual. Which makes me very jealous. Pro sporno or no, Pietro is far too young and far too cherubic to know who Jeff Stryker is, or the ridiculously butch way he used to talk on the classic […]
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