Kent Wayne's Blog, page 19
October 15, 2024
Musings
For the sake of logic (based on my suspected premise that reality, at its core, is nondual consciousness) I like to entertain the idea of a higher or deeper self: an aspect of individuality that isn’t bound by time and space, that communicates more through intuition and synchronicity than right-angled thought. It’s how I differentiate between fulfillment and hedonism–my greater aspect desires fulfillment, while my surface consciousness (if not aligned with its higher segments) can fall prey to self-destructive indulgence.
October 13, 2024
Yet another weird ad for my novels
Force Ghost Luke shakes me awake. “Hey! Get up, fucker!”
“Huh? Whuzzah?” I blink and squint. “Why?”
“Fucking Anakin! We’re both Force Ghosts, but he won’t stop fucking with me! Always teasing me for kissing Leia!” He clenches his fists, squinches his face, and grinds his teeth in ass-beating rage. “How could I have known she was my biological sister? I didn’t get a boner—I SWEAR!!!”
I swing my legs over the side of my bed, rub the back of my neck, and yawn out the last bit of sleepies. “You probably inspired George R.R. Martin to write about incest—it correlates with the incest-o-pocalypse of the early 2010s. I can’t log on to xvideos or Pornhub without seeing a shitty fuckvid about fake stepdads or a horny brother in law.”
Luke throws me a haunted look. “It’s not my fault! I got caught up in—”
I hold up a hand, cutting him off. “Save it, sister-kisser. I’ll help you fuck with Vader.”
He snivels and wipes away an errant tear. “Yeah? How’re you gonna do that?”
“Watch.” I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its mind-bending reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
Space and time folds and warps—I’m teleported to Bespin, the same processing vane where Luke gets his ass handed to him at the end of Empire. Yep, there he is, clutching the stump that used to be his hand and clinging to a maintenance shaft. Shmi Skywalker, Vader’s mom, is right here with me, falling prey to my Man Whore charms.
As she gropes my bulge and makes innuendos about how the Force is strong with this one, Vader solemnly proclaims, “No…I am your father,” right as Shmi lifts up her skirt and I start hitting it doggy-style.
Before Luke can respond, I interject with, “No, dick-smudge, I’m YOUR father!” My hips slap busily against Shmi’s ass, mingling with her squeals and ecstatic grunts. “As soon as we’re done here, I’m gonna realign the time stream—teleport her back to her space-time coordinates, where she’ll proceed to give birth to your whiny emo ass!”
“What the—” Vader spins around and drops his saber. “MOM!” He clutches his helmet and lets out a pitiable wail. “You told me…you said…”
“You seriously believe you were immaculately conceived?” I yell. “The Force doesn’t have a penis, fuckwit—it’s not shooting jizz into random farmers on the ass-end of Tatooine! Bro, this is as immaculate as it gets! Rawdog, baby, all day err’ day!” My face twists into a Jim Carrey-worthy HNNGHH as I unleash load after load into Shmi’s spasming vajeen. She accommodates with a matching scream of pleasure.
Vader clutches the air and screams, “NOOOOOOOO!!!” just like he did at the end of the third shitty prequel.
Shmi turns her head and catches my eye. “Round two?” She raises an open-palmed hand.
I reach out and slap her high-five offering. “Fives, baby! Round two, here we go!” I grab hold of her hips and start pumping away. Down below, Vader drops to his knees and sobs into his gloves.
That’s what you get for shitting on the galaxy, you dick-helmeted fuck! Kent Wayne wins again! HEH heh heh!
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October 11, 2024
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization! 
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to that book’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 
October 10, 2024
For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization!
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to that book’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!
October 9, 2024
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization!
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to that book’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!
October 8, 2024
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for four days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization!
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to that book’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!
October 7, 2024
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization!
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to that book’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!
October 6, 2024
Tomorrow—Oct 7—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Tomorrow—Oct 7—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization!
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to that book’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!
October 5, 2024
The day after tomorrow—Oct 7—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
The day after tomorrow—Oct 7—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization!
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to that book’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!
