Andrew Moore's Blog, page 148

Etymology Lesson

September is here! Did you know this month was named after Sept Ember, the Mesopotamian god of the fires from inside the Earth? Don't listen to those Latin boosters. They've had their way for too long.

Then We Expand is out now!

The second and final book of the Chronicles of Wycon series, Then We Reroll, is now available. The nostalgic MMORPG adventures continue, though possibly without nostalgia and definitely without adventure. Events? Expansions? Yes. Aliens and cannon. Get it at a launch week price of $2.99.

The Newest Subgenre

Pegasus-Adjacent Fantasy

They Wouldn't Say It If It Weren't True

The trial had gone on for days already. Witnesses marched to the speaking step one after another like ants to a hill. Physical evidence surrounded the judge like a hoard and its dragon, and to the common subject Lord Regent Tinjlin seemed just as legendary and more dangerous.
The accused contested none of the claims made against him until the last day of the trial, when he took his gnarled staff in hand and pulled himself to the speaking step. Gray hair flowed over his shoulders and down the front of his spotless robes. Aged Eznadimus spoke. "The time is not yet right for explanations."
The observers all murmured to one another and nodded. Lord Regent Tinjlin stood and raised a hand to silence the crowd. "Well, that's fine, then. I proclaim the accused innocent. Court adjourned." Everyone went home.
Finis

Trend Update

Out: Heroes who seem edgy but aren't
In: "The time is not yet right"

Inspiring Quotations

"If worlds that run on RPG mechanics to which people get sent from time to time did not exist, we would have to invent them." - Friedrich Neetsche

Get Then We Expand Today

During pre-order, Then We Expand is buyable at its special launch week price of $2.99. Nothing lasts forever, especially hot deals.

Makes You Think

Warhammer Online died and Dark Age of Camelot is still going. Isn't that something. Really makes you question everything you ever knew.

Then We Expand Is Availabe for Pre-Order

The sequel is here! Chronicles of Wycon comes back with more plotless, slice-of-life early 2000s MMORPG false memories! Those thrilling stories of full-immersion VR adventures are all well and good, but reading them alone might ruin your sense of proportion. Use this as a companion piece to remind you of the unbearable reality.

Relatable Characters

I always do everything perfectly on my first try, too.