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January 31, 2021
The final version of the Penny Arcade e-racing Sea Shanty!
Here you go: PDF, and everything. And don’t forget to check out the races!
PA-Shanty-Google-DocsDownloadNote: the green lines you should sing like you’re Yoda.
Pre-orders for TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION close Friday! Book’s in print!
I went through last night and stomped typos left and right, took a deep breath, and pulled the trigger. I’ve looked at TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION easily for long enough that the words are just random jumbles of letters on the page who’s gonna buy this, man, but every author does that with every book they write. The important thing is, now you can BUY it.
Also: the pre-order store’s closing Friday. Now is the time to get those signed copies.
January 30, 2021
‘Winter.’
There’s a storm a-coming.
Usually that’s a metaphor for something or other, but in this case it just means the East Coast is gonna get hammered with anywhere from six to eighteen inches of snow, depending. My area’s supposed to get six to eight inches. …Which means precisely zero, unless the power and/or Internet goes out. My kids aren’t really thrilled about the end of snow days, and I can’t say that I blame for that, either.
Ach, well, the beer store’s within walking distance.
Book of the Week: One Hungry Werewolf.
The full title is One Hungry Werewolf: And Other Monstrous Rhymes. Author’s my buddy Jimmie Bise, and you can pre-order it today. Which I have. Check it out!
Tweet of the Day, Esoterrorists Alert edition.
I know what happened, yeah. My guess was, they were testing the system, and they used an obviously fake alert just in case somebody screwed up and distributed it for real. Which is what happened, so everybody should just have a big laugh over this and make sure it doesn’t happen again.
Oh man.
— Allie Gravitt (@alliegravitt) January 30, 2021https://t.co/LSuZtbwFoF
It is also pretty solid Esoterrorist fodder. This is the sort of thing you’d have distributed if there was some kind of rampaging miniature construct running around Texas until a shadowy government agency managed to take it out; anybody who’d try to reveal the truth later would just get pointed to this and told Can’t believe everything you read on the Internet, dude. The term for this in the Esoterrorists RPG is the ‘veil-out,’ and it’s an integral part of the game.
The SCP Tabletop RPG Kickstarter.
My eldest is totally into SCP, and we have yet to get him interested in TT RPGs, so… let’s give this a whirl.
January 29, 2021
Time to listen to what I’m saying.
Seriously.
I'm not here to tell people how to get out of bed in the morning. The work still has to get done, though, and nobody's volunteering to do it for me.
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) January 30, 2021
Back to book proofing!
WANDAVISION at the halfway point.
No spoilers, but: it does not suck. And, yeah, it’s a horror show. There’s one particular scene which will establish that, once and for all.
I can also say that generally WANDAVISION is taking full advantage of the fact that it has over a decade of movies – and the actors/actresses associated with them – to draw from. Marvel’s not overdoing it, but to give one example: they used the past movies to establish in roughly thirty seconds what the SWORD organization is, what it does, and how you should react to it. Assuming that you watched the movies, which I did so I’m covered, at least.
All in all: it’s fun and I’m enjoying it and things are likely to get a little dark going forward. Possibly even… mad.
Moe Lane
PS: There is no Route 2 in New Jersey, by the way. But there is a Route 17 in North Jersey (which used to be Route 2, before World War 2), which is the only part of the state where you can enter it without going over a bridge first. You’ll figure out why I’m pointing this out when you see the episode.