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March 10, 2022

The “Nerd Culture has assimilated it all now” MOONSHOT trailer.

Hey, everybody, we won after all! They’re now making romantic comedies about going to Mars and MOONSHOT has to make it look like the actors are actually going to Mars. BEHOLD THE AESTHETIC!

…To quote the philosopher: Isn’t that just swell?

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Published on March 10, 2022 18:29

So, Airborne Kingdom is pretty good.

Airborne Kingdom is a resource gathering/exploration game with no combat, so Steam actually said You sure about this? It’s not like any of the games you usually buy. So I was all, Shut up, Steam! You’re not my mom! and bought it anyway. It reminds me of Stellaris, except that I could put it down after three hours and I don’t hate it*.

If you like building giant airships and cruising around the landscape peacefully unifying kingdoms using your awesome airship, then have at it.

Moe Lane

*I loathed Stellaris, and I couldn’t stop playing it. It was horrible. And I don’t mean, I played it a lot. I mean, I was playing it for sixteen hours a day. As I said, it was horrible.

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Published on March 10, 2022 10:27

March 9, 2022

‘Parple Rain’ (Live).

Not… exactly a typo. Via @EsotericCD, who reacted to this like a Maelstrom gangoon reacts to an application of the Short Circuit quickhack:

Purple Rain, The Hollies

#commissionearned

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Published on March 09, 2022 20:55

The STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS teaser trailer.

I like the uniform, I like the aesthetic, I have absolutely no idea what the hell the continuity is in this IP anymore.

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Published on March 09, 2022 20:54

Talked with my editor on TINSEL RAIN.

Based on that conversation, I am hoping for a publication date for TINSEL RAIN of some time in mid-May. That will depend on the Kickstarter going off without a hitch, but we’re halfway through and doing fine, so I think it’s a reasonable hope. Right now, the two major things I need to do after getting the editing finished is to get the map updated and the cover design squared away. Both of those are easy enough to arrange, if you’re willing to pay professional rates. And I am.

Will I have TINSEL RAIN in time for Balticon? …Maybe, maybe not. But I will have it in time for Fright Reads, and that’s pretty good. I do like fulfilling my Kickstarter obligations as early as possible.

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Published on March 09, 2022 20:15

@HPLHS’s “I can’t personally justify it but it’s worth every penny” CALL OF CTHULHU CLASSIC GAMER PROP SET.

Short version: Chaosium did a Kickstarter last year to reprint some classic Call of Cthulhu RPG supplements from the 1980s. The HPL Historical Society has gone out and done props for all of them: “These props go with the supplements reprinted as part of the Call of Cthulhu Classic set, which includes the original Call of Cthulhu RulebookThe Cthulhu Companion, Fragments of Fear, The Asylum & Other Tales, Trail of Tsathoggua, and Shadows of Yog-Sothoth.

The CoC Classic Gamer Prop Set will set you back a cool hundred bucks, and I don’t have the space for the props in question – but the HPLHS is the gold standard when it comes to game props. They just get it. If you’re a CoC gamer, you’ll get your money’s worth out of this deal.

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Published on March 09, 2022 16:58

Item Seed: Codex Papilionibus.

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Codex Papilionibus

Description: large vellum tome, 68 pages, bound in red calfskin, and clasped. Text is in Latin; calligraphy and illustrations appear northern Italian, circa 15th Century AD. The book is in excellent shape for its age, showing little signs of structural damage. If subjected to scrying spells, it faintly radiates magical energies. Author unknown. Ownership history unknown. 

The Codex Papilionibus is in fact a book about butterflies; specifically, the major species found in the Mediterranean region. The text discusses their appearance, favored habitats, diet, suggestions for maintaining a successful breeding colony, and (most importantly) their usefulness in healing and protective alchemy. According to the book, butterflies are excellent raw materials for everything from healing potions to protective charms; about half of the Codex Papilionibus is dedicated to alchemical recipes.

How the Codex Papilionibus affects a campaign depends on the exact nature of magic in it:

In campaigns without magic, the recipes work precisely as advertised. These recipes include five different healing potions, four charms against evil and treachery, an unguent that cures diseases of the blood, one reliable sleep draught, and several other, likewise beneficial, charms. They can be prepared by anyone, as long as the instructions are followed, but are most potent when prepared by somebody with knowledge of actual Western European alchemy. The burning questions: If these rituals work, then why did this book disappear? And why is it back now?In campaigns with magic, the recipes should work, but do not. Those familiar with alchemy will find this subtly maddening; alchemists who are also mages will quickly conclude that some sort of magical interference is in effect here. There is still no history of the book’s prior existence, but magical scans will confirm that it is six centuries old. The burning questions: Who is keeping these rituals from working? And who made the book disappear?

Either way, it’s a reasonably interesting mystery, yes? And it’s a perfectly safe mystery, too. After all, who would object to there being more healing magic in the world?

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Published on March 09, 2022 16:38

The “…Dammit.” OBI-WAN KENOBI teaser trailer.

Just… dammit. [UPDATE: People kept asking, so lemme clear it up: that’s a ‘this looks cool, dammit’ dammit.]


Between darkness and defeat, hope survives.

Watch the new teaser trailer for @ObiWanKenobi, and start streaming the limited series May 25 on @DisneyPlus. pic.twitter.com/XiJANgWrEz

— Star Wars (@starwars) March 9, 2022

H/T: @jimgeraghty.

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Published on March 09, 2022 12:08

March 8, 2022

‘Creep.’

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#commissionearned

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Published on March 08, 2022 20:59

Kinda farted around today.

Productivity this week has been vaguely sucking. I assume it’s the combination of the seasonal change, my birthday coming up (they get a little more looming after 50), and me allowing myself to think of things I can maybe now do this year in addition to TINSEL RAIN. Although things aren’t perfect there. Ideally I would like to get GHOSTS ON AN ALIEN WIND out, and maybe finally finish PROJECT SHIVA (I finally realized what the problem was*), but I have to be realistic: I can definitely get the first ready for alpha reading this summer, and maybe even both. But even my blue-sky goals for the Kickstarter involves only being able to self-publish GHOSTS in a timely fashion.

That is not bad, obviously. I know plenty of writers without this many options. But apparently thinking about this stuff doesn’t help productivity much.

Moe Lane

*Not nearly supernatural enough. There’s a giant bleeding hole in the middle of it where the supernatural was, and it’s absolutely obvious to see.

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Published on March 08, 2022 20:57