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September 11, 2022
The World Without Chocolate
Cake. Syrup. Mousse. Cookies. Pudding. Those desserts (and so many more) would suffer without chocolate. Yes, reader, that’s the bleak scenario we’re examining today. In a world without chocolate… …Things Would Get Gloomy That’s the word my wife used to describe this alternate reality, along with a sad sigh. Sorry to bum you out, Sara. …Several Holidays […]
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September 6, 2022
Ready for Misery: A 2022 New York Giants Season Preview
Big Blue is back and bluer than ever. Another NFL season is upon us! Yes, pity me, reader. I’m a New York Giants fan. Just like last year, I’m getting you set with a preview article. Here are all the reasons to be both hopeful and depressed (mostly depressed). Last Season …Was a dumpster fire. […]
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August 13, 2022
The World Without Left Handers
Today, on this sacred day—this National Left Handers Day—we come together to celebrate everyone who smudges ink when they write. I’m not entirely altruistic in this endeavor, since I myself am a southpaw. I am, however, what my wife has dubbed a “fake lefty,” since all I do with my left hand is write, eat, […]
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July 25, 2022
Getting Hyped for Netflix’s “The Sandman”
After decades of development in The Dreaming, Neil Gaiman’s epic masterpiece Sandman finally arrives on screen. I am hyped for this moment, and I hope you are, too. But if not, this article will help. Here’s why you’ll love this show. It Has An Excellent Cast Remember Game of Thrones, that show everyone adored until the final season? […]
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July 12, 2022
The World Without Multitasking
Why do one task well when you can do several poorly? That’s the multitasker’s credo. I would know, because I’m a serial multitasker myself. Whether it’s listening to podcasts, exploring Wikipedia, or flipping a pen around in my left hand, I’m always doing other stuff. Perhaps I’m even multitasking right now. But what would the […]
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July 5, 2022
The Three Authors of April, Part 3: Neil Gaiman
I haven’t been to many rock concerts, but I suspect I now know what it’s like. I went to a Neil Gaiman reading. BTW: This is the final part in a three-part series chronicling all the author events I attended in April. Part 1 was about Colson Whitehead and Part 2 was about David Sedaris. Part […]
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June 20, 2022
The Three Authors of April, Part 2: David Sedaris
I had the privilege of attending three author events in April. Last week, we kicked off the series with Colson Whitehead discussing space crackheads. In part two, I met David Sedaris. The Event It was Sunday, April 10, and Sedaris visited the Oncenter in Syracuse, New York. Tickets were a birthday present from my wife […]
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June 13, 2022
The Three Authors of April, Part 1: Colson Whitehead
Way back in April, I attended three live author events, and I did not once get Covid. One was virtual, but still, it was a good run. Initially, I planned to cover them all in one article. However, since each event was so informative and unique, I decided to write a three-part series instead. We […]
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June 5, 2022
Two Truths and a Lie, “Eggs for the Ageless” Style
Remember “two truths and a lie,” that game you play at summer camp and/or college orientation? Now you can play it with Eggs for the Ageless! The game is simple. In honor of a dozen eggs, I’ve got a dozen statements for you, each with three possible answers. Two are true, and one is false. Your […]
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May 23, 2022
“Eggs” by the Numbers
At long last, my new book, Eggs for the Ageless, in on sale. To celebrate, I crafted a fun little infographic to share some stats behind the book. Hope you enjoy it! Get your copy of Eggs for the Ageless! Kyle A. Massa is a comic fantasy author living somewhere in upstate New York with his wife, […]
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