Mark P. Shea's Blog, page 1370

Big Project Looming

...so I'm going to have to go off the air for a week or so till I get it done. While I'm gone, I bid you my drooling lackeys, sycophants, minions and suckups to remember the Sacred Rule of my Dominions and never to put beans up your (or anyone else's) noses.

Till then:

Prayer Request

...for a man who is fighting with his brother over religious questions, both that his brother and he be able to deal with their anger and that my reader be given the insight and patience to help his brother.

Lord, hear our prayer!

Biblical Evidence for the Perpetual Virginity of Mary

In which we look at fact that Scripture actually supports this crazy anti-biblical Romanist piece of weirdness.

Behold the Awesome Power!!!!!

...of Steve Greydanus' 30 Second Film Reviews--now with extra rhyming verse action!

End Teacher Celibacy Now!

Let Women be Teachers! Then things like this will never happen again.

Gurkha dude

now has a partner in crime-fighting: The Granny. Let's issue them spandex tights and let them roam Gotham City. I would totally give her the key to the City.

So, anyway, getting back to my customary America-hatred

and my failure to appreciate the justice of our deliberate incineration of thousands of civilians and our various consequentialist choices, I give you panty-waist post Vatican II wuss Fulton Sheen and his feeble inability to grasp the brutal courage of a whole lot of laptop bombardiers writing from their mom's basement about Real War and What It Takes to Win:

What do you *mean* you don't have Beowulf socks?

What are you? Some kind of weirdo? All the cool kids are getting them.

Science!

If you've ever wondered what an MRI of such foods as strawberries, green beans and celery would reveal, wonder no more.

Seattleites in the News

Some lady from Seattle purchases an ambassadorship for $500,000 from Obama and proceeds to make life for her underlings such a living hell that they request transfers to Iraq and Afghanistan to get away from her shrewishness.

Who better to represent our Ongoing Triumphant Good Neighbor policies abroad? I wonder what else we can do to win friends and influence people? Aren't we overdue to attack somebody about something? Luxembourg looks like a nice place. How about we liberate them?