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Get Your Advance Copy of Paranormal Privateers Now

You read that right. You can get your advance reader copy (ARC) of Paranormal Privateers Now. I finished my edits on Paranormal Privateers. You can get your advance copy now. To show you I mean business, here’s an advance copy of the back cover:

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Cropped sketch of Paranormal Privateers back cover

Here’s How: Get Your ARC Paranormal Privateers Now

It’s as simple as One, Two, Three!

First, subscribe to the Andy Zach newsletter, if you haven’t already. Go here.
https://www.andyzach.net/

Second, contact me, Andy Zach right here. Or, if something goes wrong, you can email me at jms61614-andyzach@yahoo.com
https://www.andyzach.net/contact/

Third, when you contact me, just ask for your ARC copy with your email address, and I’ll send it.

Lots more stuff here:
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Get Your Advance Copy of Paranormal Privateers Now

You read that right. You can get your advance reader copy (ARC) of Paranormal Privateers Now. I finished my edits on Paranormal Privateers. You can get your advance copy now. To show you I mean business, here’s an advance copy of the back cover:

https://www.andyzach.net/wp-content/u...

Cropped sketch of Paranormal Privateers back cover

Here’s How: Get Your ARC Paranormal Privateers Now

It’s as simple as One, Two, Three!

First, subscribe to the Andy Zach newsletter, if you haven’t already. Go here.
https://www.andyzach.net/

Second, contact me, Andy Zach right here. Or, if something goes wrong, you can email me at jms61614-andyzach@yahoo.com
https://www.andyzach.net/contact/

Third, when you contact me, just ask for your ARC copy with your email address, and I’ll send it.

Lots more stuff here:
https://www.andyzach.net/get-advance-...

Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!

Paranormal Super Bowl? You mean like zombie versus zombie? Or actual zombies versus people, apocalyptic style? How can that be funny? Try Zombie Turkeys!

Here you get zombie turkeys against football players! That’s just what you need for the Super Bowl! Your team losing today? Root for the zombie turkeys to appear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_co...

Here they are again!

Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!
https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Turkeys...

This is the book read by professional voice actors, Phil Blechman
https://www.acx.com/narrator?p=A20AXL...

and Raven Perez.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7540665/bi...

The real Raven Perez.
http://ravengperez.com/photos/

Don’t miss your free audio sample at the link!

Next comes the kickoff!


The Real Paranormal Super Bowl – First Half

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Latest zombie humor from around the web!

Let’s kick off the latest zombie humor post with an invasion from alien chickens! The zombie connection is that my third zombie humor novel Paranormal Privateers has flying saucers in it.

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/vi...

Then we’ll follow up with these predictions of 1960 – from 1900.

https://www.providr.com/ridiculous-fu...

We interrupt Latest zombie humor for a free . . .

Latest zombie humor newsletter with my blog posts and two free monthly book giveaways:

The first is for a paperback or ebook version of Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law.

Latest zombie humor
https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Turkeys...
Zombie Turkeys front cover. Click to get a copy!

The second giveaway is for a free audiobook copy of either.
https://www.amazon.com/Undead-Mother-...

Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!
Don’t miss out! Click here now!

Rest of the post here: https://www.andyzach.net/latest-zombi...

3 Fun Links and 3 Writing Tips Plus a Free . . .

A free what? That’s what you want to know. If you can’t wait, scroll down to the bottom. But then you’ll miss the 3 Fun Links and the 3 Writing Tips.

3 Fun Links
Fun first! Here’s the first fun one!

Note: Spoilers for the film classic ‘Casablanca’, a 76-year-old film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kiNJ...

Then we have the second bit of fun:


How’s your Klingon? If anyone can post the lyrics to Happy Birthday in Klingon, I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkqeX...

Finally, the third fun link, from your favorite comic paranormal animal author, your’s truly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_co...

We Interrupt Your 3 Fun Links for a Freebie Notice
Zombie TurkeysAndy Zach
Psst! If you’re not yet a subscriber to our newsletter, here’s your chance! Click here before the link goes down. (Such as in a nuclear attack.) We now return you to 3 Writing Tips and a free . . .


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3 Fun Links and 3 Writing Tips Plus a Free . . .

3 Fun Links and 3 Writing Tips Plus a Free . . .

A free what? That’s what you want to know. If you can’t wait, scroll down to the bottom. But then you’ll miss the 3 Fun Links and the 3 Writing Tips.

3 Fun Links

Fun first! Here’s the first fun one!

Note: Spoilers for the film classic ‘Casablanca’, a 76-year-old film.

Then we have the second bit of fun:


How’s your Klingon? If anyone can post the lyrics to Happy Birthday in Klingon, I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Finally, the third fun link, from your favorite comic paranormal animal author, your’s truly!



We Interrupt Your 3 Fun Links for a Freebie Notice
More here:
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My Undead Mother-in-law

Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

I must update you on my Paranormal Privateers Progress! So far I’m 69% complete on the Writing phase. Ten days remain until the deadline.

Here are some of the characters in Paranormal Patriots, as described in My Undead Mother-in-law.

paranormal privateers progress

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Paranormal Privateers Progress – The Characters

Diane Newby

“Karen barely flinched as she looked into her mother’s bright-red eyes.” “Diane still had blond-highlighted brown hair, as she did when I first met her. She’d gained a pound or two though.”


Diane Newby, in her natural environment. The undead mother-in-law

George Newby

“A heavy tread down the stairs announced George Newby. His eyes shone red too, but while Diane was built like a middle-aged woman, George was a classic wide-body. His shoulders filled the stairway. You’d think he was a truck driver or a lineman rather than an accountant.

“Hi, Karen. Hi, Ron,” he rumbled. He hugged his daughter, as if he held a baby bird, and shook my hand without hurting me in his bratwurst fingers. His bright-red eyes looked squarely into mine.”
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Get an unpublished excerpt from author Andy Zach’s third zombie book!

Get an unpublished excerpt from author Andy Zach’s third zombie book!

Yup, this is my way of letting you know my progress on Paranormal Privateers, the third zombie book in my Life After Life Chronicles.


The Life After Life Chronicles phoenix
Most of you know my first book, Zombie Turkeys, now available in audiobook format:


Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!
Somewhat fewer of you know my second book, My Undead Mother-in-law, also available in audiobook format:

third zombie book
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!
And still fewer know about my third zombie book, Paranormal Privateers. Here’s a summary, from my NaNoMo account:


The President gave a crew of zombies a letter of marque and a superyacht. Their mission: do the jobs that are too tough or touchy for the US military. Diane Newby, the heroine of ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’ leads the paranormal assault forces, accompanied by her romantic husband George and their loyal bodyguards, Lulu and Sharon.

More here:

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2017: The Year of My Undead Mother-in-law

2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law
I thought I’d review 2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law. I know, everyone else does this at the end of 2017. Don’t expect normal behavior from a comic paranormal animal author!

(Hint to impatient people: the good stuff is at the end!)

2017 My Undead Mother-in-law
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!
January 2017: First Author Appearance and . . .
I was on my last chapter of my first draft of My Undead Mother-in-law and I appeared at the bookstore I Know You Like A Book.
More here:
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3 More Media Kit Tips for Authors

Hi! Those who remember my last blog post, 3 Media Kit Tips for the New Year, will be delighted to know I’ve got three more hot tips for you!

How hot?

Or maybe,

More Media Kit Tips!

Without wasting more of your time, let’s begin!

Media Kit Tip: The First – Product Info –
First, we must acknowledge our source:

Platform by Michael Hyatt

Platform: Get Noticed in a Noisy World by [Hyatt, Michael]

So what do I mean by product info?

See the rest of the blog here:

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