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Writing Paranormal Privateers – What’s THAT Like?

I just finished Writing Paranormal Privateers and I thought my readers would like a description of what it’s like to write and self-publish a novel.


How does one even start a novel, let alone a trilogy like the Life After Life Chronicles?

It all started with a fried turkey, in October 2015.

How a Fried Turkey Led to Writing Paranormal Privateers

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Happy Mother’s Day from My Undead Mother-in-law!

Diane Newby, the Undead Mother-in-law, wishes all mothers and mothers-in-law a happy Mother’s Day!

Diane Newby, in her natural environment.

To celebrate Mother’s Day, Andy Zach, the ostensible writer of this blog (when his characters don’t take over), is offering Diane Newby’s book, My Undead Mother-in-law, for 33% off its normal Kindle price.

Paranormal Privateers

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get it

More Happy Mother’s Day Goodies!

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Happy Mother’s Day from My Undead Mother-in-law!

Diane Newby, the Undead Mother-in-law, wishes all mothers and mothers-in-law a happy Mother’s Day!

Diane Newby, in her natural environment.

To celebrate Mother’s Day, Andy Zach, the ostensible writer of this blog (when his characters don’t take over), is offering Diane Newby’s book, My Undead Mother-in-law, for 33% off its normal Kindle price.

Paranormal Privateers

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get it

More Happy Mother’s Day Goodies!

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Your Comic Zombie News is Here! Get Your Laughter Now!

“Hey Andy! I’m here now. Where’s my laughter?”

I scan the internet daily for fun and interesting zombie news. Sometimes it’s very close to home. Try this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyPs...



Please comment about this news item below. Or tell me about your favorite article or video I post. I’ll try and get more for you.

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Comic Zombie News–Paranormal Privateers Cover Reveal

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Get Your Latest Zombie Humor Here!

You can count on me, Andy Zach for scouring the internet for the Latest Zombie Humor! For your reading pleasure:

First, be ready for the zombie apocalypse, be it turkey or anything else!

The Next Latest Zombie Humor

Second, you may want this meal for your next zombie apocalypse:

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Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed By Author Andy Zach

You can attend this book signing and Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed by the foremost comic paranormal animal author, me, Andy Zach.

Which Comic Fantasy Books Signed?
You might know this one:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Zombie Turkeys front cover. Click to get a copy!
If you don’t, read the latest review from Amazon:

4.0 out of 5 stars Getting a leg up on the competition
ByJoshua Granton April 13, 2018
Format: Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Have you ever seen Thankskilling? If you haven’t yet, don’t, it’s absolutely terrible. It attempted to meld the concept of horror films with turkeys with a smidge of humor as the glue, but let’s just say it failed miserably (honestly, no audience could possibly gobble that up). Fortunately, being no stranger to reanimating corpses, Andy Zach succeeded in that department. Zach’s Zombie Turkeys (yes seriously…sort of) was a lot of fun and involved, you guessed it, the zombie apocalypse…but with turkeys.

Zombie Turkeys follows a myriad of distraught survivors as they’re faced with the unthinkable. Sam and Lisa battle their way across a corpse infested Illinois. The fun part about the book comes from the absolute absurdity of it all, and the fact that the turkey (our patient zero in the flesh, light or dark meat your choice) gets his own perspective chapters that added a uniqueness to the classic trope. All around a fun romp through a near future where turkeys get their just revenge and survivors serve up some rotted carcasses with a healthy dose of stuffing!

There’s also this next book:

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Free Books and Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

Today’s the day I give away free books to my newsletter subscribers! (Don’t worry if you’re not a subscriber; you can fix that by clicking here.) But first, my Paranormal Privateers Progress Update.

I just made progress on Paranormal Privateers! So far I’m 100% complete on the Writing phase. I’m 90% complete on Editing with two Weeks remaining until the deadline. (April 15th).
Paranormal Privateers Novel Progress
Paranormal Privateers
Phase:Editing
Due:2 weeks ago
87%
Paranormal Privateers Progress Update
Cropped sketch of rear cover of Paranormal Privateers
Upcoming Author Appearances – You can talk with me about my Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

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Free Books and Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

Today’s the day I give away free books to my newsletter subscribers! (Don’t worry if you’re not a subscriber; you can fix that by clicking here.) But first, my Paranormal Privateers Progress Update.

I just made progress on Paranormal Privateers! So far I’m 100% complete on the Writing phase. I’m 90% complete on Editing with two Weeks remaining until the deadline. (April 15th).
Paranormal Privateers Novel Progress
Paranormal Privateers
Phase:Editing
Due:2 weeks ago
87%
Paranormal Privateers Progress Update
Cropped sketch of rear cover of Paranormal Privateers
Upcoming Author Appearances – You can talk with me about my Paranormal Privateers Progress Update

Read more here:
https://www.andyzach.net/paranormal-p...

Zombie Turkeys End Time

The Zombie Turkeys End Time is now. That is, the last day of the free Kindle sale, right here:


In case you don’t realize it, at midnight tonight, March 16th, PDT, the free book sale ends and the price reverts to $2.99. Still very inexpensive entertainment!

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Andy Zach’s Tombstone and News From the Net

As I said in my previous blog post, I’ve been busy editing and writing my third novel, Paranormal Privateers. That hasn’t stopped me from surfing the net and Facebook and finding all kinds of stuff. Let’s start off with Andy Zach’s Tombstone and epitaph, kindly supplied by my author friend GD Deckard. Give him a follow if you like!


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