Garrett Cook's Blog - Posts Tagged "writing"

A friend recently came up with a great idea that he shared with me. Stories to order. Provided with a theme, a type of character, a creature and a place by someone, I will put these together and give them a strange story to order or a couple pieces of flash fiction. For five dollars you can get your story told or receive a series of pieces of flash fiction involving these elements within a week.
OR
for you writers, budding writers and people curious about the process by buying five fun, weird pitches. Three dollars, five Bizarro ready, perhaps horror tinged strange ideas. One novel/novella length project among them guaranteed.

Stories to order: five dollars, finished in a week
Five strange ideas: three dollars, three days
I accept Paypal only.

Email me at thecentercannothold@gmail.com if you're interested.

Both of these are guaranteed completely unique

Are you interested in learning how to think in a Bizarro mindset? Are you interested in learning how to avoid genre cliches? Do you want to shock your friends, repulse your mother and repulse tattooed and kinky members of the opposite sex with your throbbing imagination? Well, you can. Me and Wonderland Award Winning novelist J. David Osborne are teaching an online Bizarro writing course in April. It starts April 1st and lasts all month. The cost is a mere forty dollars if you register in February or fifty in March. Registration closes March 30th. Message me with questions or for more info. Or you can email me at thecentercannothold@gmail.com. I am also on Facebook to take your questions.