Dylan Callens's Blog: The Silent Guardian, page 18
March 10, 2016
Goodreads Review #10
Starting Again
Growing up, I never really bothered working out. I played some sports in my youth but it was just recreation to me. Something that was fun. Nothing more, nothing less. Then, sometime in high school I picked up a guitar and that was it for sports. I spent all of my free time playing heavy metal. Again, it was something I did for fun. The only problem is that this form of recreation didn't have any health benefits.
Fast forward to me as an adult. I stayed slim for the most part, but that's just...
Goodreads Review #4
God works at a call centre, at Heavens Inc, and is forced to go a see Psychiatrist. Nietzsche The CEO of Heaven Inc, in his quest to fire God makes sure God visits Dr Freud (the drug taking version that we all wish was true), they even drug God.
Whist trying to overthrow God, they question him on his relationship with the mother of his son, and one of his commandment. “You shall not commit adultery.” And states, as she was married...
March 3, 2016
Creativity or Competition?

Creativity or Competition?

March 2, 2016
6 - The Julian Calendar
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March 15, 2018
Caesar dreamed that he was sitting with the senate, moments before the attempt on his life. He sat next to Brutus, listening in on his conversation with Cassius. “When is Cimber going to give us his signal,” Brutus asked, eyes narrowed to thin slits.
“Patience, Brutus, our man will come through for us,” Cassius replied.
“He better, otherwise all of Rome is doomed to the will of a megalomaniac.”
Cassius smiled, “Cimber knows that, which is why...
February 23, 2016
5 - The Julian Calendar
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March 15, Year Unknown
The Pythia finally spoke, “You have failed, Witch of Arc. The Princeps lives. The prophecy, the prophecy! A purple gown set afire. Comets scar the sacred alter. Danger is everywhere, danger for you too, witch,” the high priestess began chanting in the strange language once more.
Joan hated being called a witch, even though she knew that the priestess didn’t meant it in the same way that the English did, “What needs to be done?”
The pr...
February 4, 2016
4 - The Julian Calendar
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March 15, 2018 CE
When Caesar woke up from his medically induced slumber, his head was hazy but the pain in his body wasn’t as severe. He managed to sit up to see that the room was quiet; the other two people were asleep and there weren’t any nurses or doctors present.
Near one of the beds, a pile of clothes sat unattended. Slowly, Caesar rose to his feet. Weak and off-balance, he took a moment to steady himself. When settled, however, he found that his fac...
February 1, 2016
My Literacy Initiative!

Dylan Callens, author of Operation Cosmic Teapot is helping youth that struggle with literacy. 10% of all profits from the sale of Operation Cosmic Teapot will be donated to World Literacy Canada, an organization committed to improving literacy and education in Canada, India, and Nepal.
World Literacy Canada has sixty years of experience delivering literacy education. They believe that illiteracy is both a cause and consequence of poverty and see li...
January 24, 2016
Conversations with a Christian
The following is the entire conversation that I had with Vernita Simmons. We hold very different religious beliefs. It was quite interesting!
Vernita, this is a surprising interview, to say the least. We're onopposite sides of the religious spectrum. Your book, Capturing theSpirit of God's Word with Vernita, is a thoughtful exposition of embracing God's work. My book, Operation Cosmic Teapot, is a satirical look at how God is ultimately powerless in this world. How do yourespond to people lik...