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August 31, 2018
How to Enslave A Human
A psychological, dystopian novel set in the darkest time of humanity’s collapse, How to Enslave a Human tells the gripping story of a man released from a pleasant dream generated by an artificial intelligence.
Is this our future?
The depth of this deception is unthinkable. People are on the brink of starvation while still believing that life is perfect. Meanwhile, only a handful of individuals live outside of the machine’s grasp. They are the only ones able to see the truth.
Now, Carl Winsto...
August 26, 2018
How to Enslave a Human Book Trailer
I’ve always enjoyed creating video. This one was a bit difficult, and not really what I intended to create. Nevertheless, I’m pretty happy with the results and hope that you enjoy it too! The book is available on Amazon and at all major book retailers.
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January 13, 2018
Renaming a Book Isn’t Fun
I didn’t know this until recently, but renaming a book is a pain in the ass! I’m still rubbing my butt-cheeks because it’s so sore.
But here’s the thing. I wrote a book called Interpretation. I think it’s a good book. Reviewers seem to like it. But not many people want to buy it. I have tried a few different covers, different blurbs — and I have promoted them all — but with very little success.
So, I started thinking that maybe the title wasn’t in line with the genre. Plus it sounds a...
December 31, 2017
The Christmas Bar by Joseph Ferguson
The road is black and unsure as the future. Out beyond the headlights looms dark quantum plasma; a world ruled by flux and uncertainty. Trees, road signs, and other cars burst into being, then as suddenly, pop from existence. Hills become open space, and open space, solid walls. Adam shakes his head and watches the LED on the dash clock change from 9:30 to 9:31. He smiles. Lately his life seemed malleable as the memories of eyewitnesses. Hell. The story’s always been the thing. Just exactly...
December 30, 2017
Interpretation (Soon to be renamed: How to Enslave a Human)
We are the subjects of a psychological experiment.
Is this our future?
The depth of this deception is unthinkable. People are on the brink of starvation while still believing that life is perfect. Meanwhile, only a handful of individuals live outside of the government’s grasp. They are the only ones able to see the truth.
Now, Carl Winston is one of them.
Waking up in a mental institution, Carl desperately seeks answers about his new life. He needs to escape, to find the one person that matte...
December 28, 2017
Inkblots? Are You Crazy?
If you’ve never had an inkblot party with your kids, I highly recommend it. I had a lot of fun making thirty-one ink blots for the chapter headings with my children. Not only was the process fun, the kids couldn’t wait to see what their splatters looked like.
I think the best part of this was watching them look through the book when my shipment came in. Their names appear on the copyright page. At the top of each chapter is a nifty little inkblot that they made. I was so happy to be able...
December 16, 2017
Dementia: A Personal Encounter
The first time I learnt about dementia was when my father was struck with it in his late seventies. It was painful watching such an intelligent man fall into this deep abyss of dementia, from which he could never revive. Dementia made him silent. He forgot to speak, to read, to write and to recognize anyone. That was not all. He often confused his wife, with his mother.
My mother was in her late sixties then. I cannot understand this association in his brain between my mother and his. I know...
October 26, 2017
Artificial Intelligence, Connections, and a New Novel
What is your new novel, Interpretation, about?
I’d like to think it’s about taking time to embrace the best of humanity — each other. But I’m not sure if most people will see it that way. Without any spoilers, the main character, Carl Winston, lives an ordinary and somewhat luxurious life with his son, Liam. There are a few odd things about their society, like the government’s pre-occupation with psychology. Little does Carl know, his life is mostly an illusion and the world is run by fi...
October 13, 2017
Girl: Repurposed
Tranquila Obiit is smart enough to save a stranger’s life. But when Tran’s salty, daytime-television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual.
Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila seeks out her purpose in life while pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her.
She’s not alone. None of the Gods are any better off: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying...
September 28, 2017
Utican Lore Like You've Never Seen Before
Where did you grow up?
I was born and grew up in Utica, NY. Hopefully I will die there too.
What was it like growing up there?
Due to the economic decline of the 80s and 90s, the city was a very poor, depressed place. A lot of people left. One of my most vivid memories of the city were the burned down and abandoned homes that all over the place. If your family didn't leave the city back then, it meant tha
t you were one of three things: poor, impacted by drugs (we had and still have a major drug problem in Utica) or you were newly arrived immigrants/refugees also trying to make it. My family was the first two. I’m convinced that's why we never moved. Although, to be fair, I love my city and I'm glad I got to grow up in a unique, diverse, crazy, stereotypical NY town.
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