Dylan Callens's Blog: The Silent Guardian, page 11

How to Remember Where you Put Something

It’s happened to all of us. We throw something on the table, walk away and then forget where that item is a few seconds later. Then, we begin questioning our sanity, swear that we have early Alzheimer’s, and eventually get upset. So, how do you remember where you put something?

How to Prevent Forgetting

The easiest way to remember where you put something is to use a mnemonic memory aid. In this case, when placing something, ...

The Greatest Juju Quiz Ever

START QUIZ

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The Nuira Manifesto: Preface

This is from the Nuira Black Book, Chapter One: Preface

Past, present, and future: words that assume the presence of time.  In schools, we were impregnated with this archaic idea, handed down by the Roman, Marcus Aurelius.  His assumption that, “time is like a river made of the events which happen along a stream,” is wrong.  Time is a lie.  As a member of Nuira, this is singularly the most important truth that you must unde...

The Nuira Conspiracy: Preface

This is from the Nuira Black Book, Chapter One: Preface

Past, present, and future: words that assume the presence of time.  In schools, we were impregnated with this archaic idea, handed down by the Roman, Marcus Aurelius.  His assumption that, “time is like a river made of the events which happen along a stream,” is wrong.  Time is a lie.  As a member of Nuira, this is singularly the most important truth that you must unde...

The Gondola Wish and Stargate Project

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Astral Projection for Getting Rich Quick

Imagine a beautiful white light surrounding your body. See it shine brightly, like a halo around your being. Feel its protection as it settles around you. Feel it touching your skin. It feels warm and tingly.

Now imagine roots coming out from the soles of your feet. See them as they go into the ground beneath you. Now push those roots as far down as you can make them. This is grounding you to Mother Earth, anchoring you to ...

Healthy Lucky Charms

To create a sack full of health, ensure that your altar is set up according to the pre-ritual ritual in level one. After that, follow these instructions:

In your lucky charm bag, add the following ingredients:

1 tsp thyme3 strands of dog hair1 tsp catnip5 ground-up pumpkin seeds1 drop tiger blood (available at any reputable pharmacy)1 tsp penicillinsalt and pepper to taste

When you have filled up the lucky charm, hold your ha...

Juju Power-Up – Great Disease Vacuum of Alpha Centauri

Close your eyes and take a deep breath in, and a deep breath out and relax. Now, imagine that there is a galaxy of light spinning around your chest. It’s a very bright light. It’s a spinning ball of light that gets bigger and bigger.

It expands out to your kidneys and spleen, to your butt and shoulders. It keeps spinning and getting bigger. Now it’s down to your knees and up to your chin. It’s glowing brightly, and it bring...

Why Is it Hilarious to Take a Midas Shower?

Although this is just a very, very small thing in Juju for the New You, I find it one of the most hilarious things in the book. Here is the segment:

Midas Shower Oil

This oil can be used in all matters pertaining to money and prosperity. Anytime you need a few bucks, just pour it over your head.

1 oz olive oil1 oz myrrh10 oz urine

And that’s it. If you get the joke, I think you’ll find it hilarious. If you don’t, you need to f...

Juju for the New You

Forget all the new-age nonsense from the past. Everything that you need to change your life is inside this book!

Juju for the New You is hardly BS at all.

Need money? No problem. In Juju, you’ll learn astral projection for robbing banks. Unlucky in love? Juju shows you the correct method for trapping that special someone. Dislike your life? Find out how to exploit your infinite space baby – enter the quantum realm and alter ...