Dylan Callens's Blog: The Silent Guardian, page 12
February 14, 2021
Becoming Cultish (Series)
While trying to financially support his ill parents, Orwell Jackson stumbles into a strange career. He accidentally becomes the leader of a cult. He becomes Richard (Dick) Pickman.
Book One: Breathe in the Future
In the first installment of Becoming Cultish, Orwell Jackson is stood-up by his date at a yoga studio. He then squabbles with the yogi, who kicks him out.
Later, at his job as a voice-over artist, Orwell is forced to...
The Haber Effect (Series)
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
Book One: Remote Viewing
Michael Haber is called to action by an old acquaintance...
The Grimy and the Greedy
The odious Jeanette Sobriquet is dead and her granddaughter, Fizzy, is too relieved to grieve. Unfortunately for her, when Fizzy announces her refusal to attend the abusive woman’s funeral, her life becomes a living nightmare. Now, she has demons, ghosts, and the threat of homelessness hunting her down, all demanding she caves into the dead woman’s iron will.
Bar owner, Affidious Dixon, is forced to carry out Fizzy’s dead g...
February 13, 2021
Let the Earth Molest You Meditation
Eyes closed. Don’t read these words. Feel them. Feel them with an orgasmic rainbow of love.
Breathe in love. It is a pink hue. Breathe in life. It is green. Breathe out fear. Fear is ugly.
Raise your energy by moaning. Uhhhhh!
Radiate this feeling of love in the space within your center. Give life to the Earth to let it live.
Feel it. Experience it. Become aware of it.
It’s all around you. Stay in tune. Care for it, love it, e...
Understanding Gemstones and Powerful Juju
(Excerpt from Juju for the New You)
The basics of using gemstones in lucky charms or magically infused artifacts are quite simple; however, their effectiveness can be increased when considering the numerous stone associations.
When using any of these stones, you may wish to consider the moon and rising signs. It is sometimes crucial to do that because inanimate objects are often affected by the moon’s location and where the ...
February 12, 2021
The Glorious Chronicles of Juju
We are the universe. The universe is us. There is no distinction we can make between the universe and “I.” Those two things are the same.
Think of it this way: the universe must contain within it everything that exists. We exist; therefore, we must be a part of the universe. And since we live, the universe is comprised of us.
It is in this light — both literal and figurative — that we seek our power. According to the great...
January 16, 2019
Happiness and Frustration in the Written Word
We’ve all experienced it. Those amazing moments when the right words flow from our minds to our fingers. The keyboard clacks. Words, sentences, and paragraphs pour out in tango canyengue. You think to yourself, “Wow, did I just write that?”
But then those other moments. Every written word is a struggle. Every sentence bland. Every paragraph a painful canker sore. It’s not necessarily writer’s block, just off moments where piecing things together isn’t as easy as it shou...
January 6, 2019
Building an Alexa Skill
I have taken on a challenge. Although part of a larger, marketing challenge, this is really a logic and programming challenge. I am building an Alexa Skill. It is Twisted Fairy Tales: Alexa Edition.
For those of you not familiar with my book, Twisted Fairy Tales, a while back I wrote a collection of stories based on old fairy tales that are very crude. The stories are immature, dirty, filled with drug references that I think are hilarious. And while it is the most embar...
January 4, 2019
New Year, New Projects
To the internet eye, it probably looks like I’ve been on hiatus for the last several months. In the world of social media and blog posting, that is certainly true. My pause from the online world shouldn’t be mistaken from a pause in the real world, though! Since October, I have thought about the new year and what new projects to take on.
Last year, I spent some time testing out an app for book promotions. Let me tell you something – that is an uphill battle that I am not w...
September 2, 2018
Cyborg Nation
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You may have heard the name Ray Kurzweil before. If you haven’t, that’s okay – but you have probably used some kind of technology that he has created. Kurzweil has played a critical role in developing the CCD flatbed scanner, the first text to speech synthesizer, the first music synthesizer that can recreate the sounds of a grand piano, and the first commercially marketed large-vocabulary speech recognition system. To name...
