Jen Lancaster's Blog, page 21

Flanders

Fletch here again, updating you on my most recent capering.... I refer to our neighbor as "Flanders". He's an affable fellow in his late 20's that bought his house at the top of the market in 2006. He seems to like me, but I don't like him because I am a surly asshole in his early 40's that never had the money to buy a house, until now. And he has a porn issue. I know this because they have cheap curtains. So I was outside earlier today grilling hot dogs while Jen frolicks in The Hamptons, di...

Evidence of the abuse I have to put up with...

Evidence of the abuse I have to put up with...

Dude movie #1 finished. "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"....

Dude movie #1 finished. "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell". Review = pretty awesome, but the book is awesomer.

Coffee chugged, nap completed, and I am showered. Off to ...

Coffee chugged, nap completed, and I am showered. Off to the store for provisions. I don't expect to do much blogging this afternoon, but I will certainly be drunk-tweeting @Jen_Fletch.

Hey Jennsylvanians! Fletch here, guest blogging for Jen t...

Hey Jennsylvanians! Fletch here, guest blogging for Jen today. She's off to The Hamptons for a well deserved vacation - I'm spending the next few days hunkered in the bunker with the dogs. So, on the way to the airport this morning, Jen asks "…what do you have planned for today?" "Nothing." "You have to have something in mind?" "Not really…" Jen implores, "C'mon! You have a whole day to yourself. You have to do something fun!" "Well, if you must know, I'm going to see if I can hit 100 MPH on ...

Ladies (Or Possibly Lads) Who Lunch

Would you like to have lunch with my bestie Stacey and me? In your hometown? With your bestie? Keeping in mind there'd absolutely be drinks and desserts? Then you need to check out Stacey's blog for details right now! Good luck... and maybe see you soon!

Fine, Fine, Fine

Let me start by saying we're fine. We're better than fine, actually, and I'm saying this up front to make sure I don't accidentally build a whole bunch of dramatic tension based on a wrong assumption, only to have the payoff be that we're fine. The dogs are fine, our stuff is fine, everybody's fine. Fine, fine, fine. Oh, wait, I imagine the idiots I sent to jail last night aren't fine. But too fucking bad for them. To recap, last night I was up in my office around midnight doing the final ema...

A Tale Of Two Dogs

For years we wondered exactly what kind of dogs we have. Because they're from a shelter, they didn't come with any breed information other than what was guessed by volunteers. I mean, sure, we could tell a lot about Maisy and Loki's heritage from their looks and their proclivities, but we didn't really have any concrete proof of their ancestry. We always wanted to do a doggie DNA test but wondered how to go about this - would we find a testing facility on the internet? Bring them to our vet? ...

Not Dead, Just Pale

Keeping in mind that I'm an asshole for not mentioning it earlier, my friend Stacey Ballis is doing a most excellent contest and entry ends at midnight tonight. She's been running it since last week and I meant to post the information last week, but I refer you to the part where I say I'm an asshole, a forgetful one at that. Go here for details! Things have been a bit chaotic here with travel, events, guests, and attempting to buy a home, so not only am I completely behind schedule with the b...

Is Leaving...

... in an hour for the airport. I'm headed to New York. If so inclined, set your DVRs for the 10:00 hour of Today tomorrow where I'll be appearing as a reality television show expert with Kathie Lee and Hoda. Please keep in mind that my being on is contingent on weather, breaking news, rolling blackouts, etc. But if all the pieces come together, I'll be there. Wearing Lacoste. (And not drinking wine.) For the record, if my witty banter and expansive knowledge of All Things Real Housewives doe...