Ivan Brandon's Blog, page 5
September 22, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-22
excellent: @PULPH0PE + @whoisrico + adventure time = loveliness http://t.co/S92782f6” #
this isn't real but it should be http://t.co/Lahoujq3 (via @therealcliffyb) #
the act of moving can't possibly alleviate the level of stress waiting for a moving date is causing me. #
seriously? are we making celebrities formally apologize for stupid shit they say in cabs, now? #
on your iphone go to mapsDOTgoogleDOTcom. tap the export button at the bottom of the screen. tap “add to home screen”. VOILA: GOOGLE MAPS. #
i made a decision at a very young age only to endorse the pizza party and i've seen no reason to sway from that over the years. #
real estate is like AIDS that you buy on purpose #
i was the world's blondest little cuban for so long as a kid my older brother'd tell you i still am if you a http://t.co/ghxGZhs7 #
doo doo dee boo dooo… coming up in the 2nd hour… #
this isn't real but it should be http://t.co/Lahoujq3 (via @therealcliffyb) #
the act of moving can't possibly alleviate the level of stress waiting for a moving date is causing me. #
seriously? are we making celebrities formally apologize for stupid shit they say in cabs, now? #
on your iphone go to mapsDOTgoogleDOTcom. tap the export button at the bottom of the screen. tap “add to home screen”. VOILA: GOOGLE MAPS. #
i made a decision at a very young age only to endorse the pizza party and i've seen no reason to sway from that over the years. #
real estate is like AIDS that you buy on purpose #
i was the world's blondest little cuban for so long as a kid my older brother'd tell you i still am if you a http://t.co/ghxGZhs7 #
doo doo dee boo dooo… coming up in the 2nd hour… #
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September 21, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-21
sometimes the name is the place to start. #
this is one of the most aggressive non-interview segments i've ever seen on the daily show http://t.co/oqqr2XYq #
oppa kramden style #
i've listened to @JAdomian's tom leykis on comedy bang bang like 11 times in the last couple days. i think i need medical attention. #
maybe ios maps works better a little further out of town http://t.co/sUi3ilij #
even 10+ years into this gig every once in a while i get a gig that makes me 13 years old again. #
i was so glad to have deleted the office from my tv list last year and then i found out it was the last season and added it on again #sucker #
when @urbanbarbarian texts me it brings up an older picture of the artist in repose. #
mitt romney's right. being latino has made all of my presidential runs a cakewalk. #
this is one of the most aggressive non-interview segments i've ever seen on the daily show http://t.co/oqqr2XYq #
oppa kramden style #
i've listened to @JAdomian's tom leykis on comedy bang bang like 11 times in the last couple days. i think i need medical attention. #
maybe ios maps works better a little further out of town http://t.co/sUi3ilij #
even 10+ years into this gig every once in a while i get a gig that makes me 13 years old again. #
i was so glad to have deleted the office from my tv list last year and then i found out it was the last season and added it on again #sucker #
when @urbanbarbarian texts me it brings up an older picture of the artist in repose. #
mitt romney's right. being latino has made all of my presidential runs a cakewalk. #
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September 20, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-20
this week we'll be sending 2-3 @offsetcomics t-shirts to be printed for NYCC. #
i think literally 90% of my new followers every day are bots. #
though i'm a food nerd i've only eaten 1 of @eaterNY's "20 Epic New York Sandwiches to Eat Before You Die" http://t.co/uRmDNNfS #
"Jesus! The resolution on these torrented scans are shitty. Lame!" #clayquoteshimselfday #
ios6 wants to bring all my Facebook followers into my phone. can't think of anything i'd want less that wouldn't involve scarring. #
.@MitchGerads there is not an immediately obvious way, but maybe the internet can help us. #helpusinternet #
there kickstarter wins hands down in the "video of our product in use in casual settings" category http://t.co/Z9i0qO7a #
this kickstarter wins hands down in the "video of our product in use in casual settings" category http://t.co/Z9i0qO7a #
new ios releases and new iphones are super exciting for the 5 minutes until you realize you're still just holding a cellphone. #
“@GerryDuggan: "Your move, Amanda Bynes." — Lindsay Lohan as she runs over a pedestrian” #
next week @offsetcomics will introduce you to DOUBLECROSS http://t.co/fsKZCpfq #
weird: on # 24 of @royalboiler's PROPHET on @imagecomics @comixology there's an overlay that says "by @franklyteran" http://t.co/xIwJ6ZUG #
BUT: it's a different story by someone else. then in issue 25 is part 2 by frank teran @royalboiler @imagecomics @comixology @franklyteran #
sometimes you sit and think about what twitter is and how it works and realize we take in stride a thing that is incredibly fucking weird. #
HAYWIRE's like a lorenzo lamas movie with mood filters. #
far and away the worst of soderbergh's movies. #
i think literally 90% of my new followers every day are bots. #
though i'm a food nerd i've only eaten 1 of @eaterNY's "20 Epic New York Sandwiches to Eat Before You Die" http://t.co/uRmDNNfS #
"Jesus! The resolution on these torrented scans are shitty. Lame!" #clayquoteshimselfday #
ios6 wants to bring all my Facebook followers into my phone. can't think of anything i'd want less that wouldn't involve scarring. #
.@MitchGerads there is not an immediately obvious way, but maybe the internet can help us. #helpusinternet #
there kickstarter wins hands down in the "video of our product in use in casual settings" category http://t.co/Z9i0qO7a #
this kickstarter wins hands down in the "video of our product in use in casual settings" category http://t.co/Z9i0qO7a #
new ios releases and new iphones are super exciting for the 5 minutes until you realize you're still just holding a cellphone. #
“@GerryDuggan: "Your move, Amanda Bynes." — Lindsay Lohan as she runs over a pedestrian” #
next week @offsetcomics will introduce you to DOUBLECROSS http://t.co/fsKZCpfq #
weird: on # 24 of @royalboiler's PROPHET on @imagecomics @comixology there's an overlay that says "by @franklyteran" http://t.co/xIwJ6ZUG #
BUT: it's a different story by someone else. then in issue 25 is part 2 by frank teran @royalboiler @imagecomics @comixology @franklyteran #
sometimes you sit and think about what twitter is and how it works and realize we take in stride a thing that is incredibly fucking weird. #
HAYWIRE's like a lorenzo lamas movie with mood filters. #
far and away the worst of soderbergh's movies. #
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September 19, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-19
good morning, internet. #
anyone having gchat connectivity issues? #
we need to seek out alternative energy sources and break the internet's dependency on mitt romney posts #
a very happy birthday to @corenthal, one of those talents you only maybe meet once in a lifetime. #
also @corenthal was up drawing invincible at 7am on his own birthday. that is dedication. #
"Truth is dreams that don't come true and nobody prints your name in the paper 'til you die." -Tennessee Williams #
one time a friend called me a surrealist cabbage. #
i could build a museum in my house to @shinercomics with no donations of any kind. books and letters dating back over 10 years. #
is your bio longer than anyone would ever read? maybe it says more about you than you intended. #
Comedy Bang Bang podcast is the best ever packing music. #
“@danharmon: .@RobSchrab and I just figured out the appeal of The Expendables franchise: it's Monster Squad! Without the squad!” #
somehow no matter how many boxes i pull out of my office it looks exactly the same. #
anyone having gchat connectivity issues? #
we need to seek out alternative energy sources and break the internet's dependency on mitt romney posts #
a very happy birthday to @corenthal, one of those talents you only maybe meet once in a lifetime. #
also @corenthal was up drawing invincible at 7am on his own birthday. that is dedication. #
"Truth is dreams that don't come true and nobody prints your name in the paper 'til you die." -Tennessee Williams #
one time a friend called me a surrealist cabbage. #
i could build a museum in my house to @shinercomics with no donations of any kind. books and letters dating back over 10 years. #
is your bio longer than anyone would ever read? maybe it says more about you than you intended. #
Comedy Bang Bang podcast is the best ever packing music. #
“@danharmon: .@RobSchrab and I just figured out the appeal of The Expendables franchise: it's Monster Squad! Without the squad!” #
somehow no matter how many boxes i pull out of my office it looks exactly the same. #
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September 18, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-18
hey @benabernathy i may've found us some beer digs: @TopHops #
things you can totally get me for the new place: a six drawer dresser. a dining room table. a ps3. a fuelband. #
didn't know these ecard things were just ripped off of tweets til first @MKHDDLSTN and now @gerryduggan got tagged https://t.co/aBG6jiPN #
never once in my life bought a comic sketchbook. somehow still sorting through 50lbs of gifts http://t.co/mXTq246K #
it should go without saying that @EricCanete is responsible for like 25 of those lbs and his bigger books aren't even in there #
also not in there another almost whole shelf of artbook gifts from @RealAshleyWood #
“@laura_hudson: An important message about why we should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. http://t.co/5Lb6GOeK” #
ATTENTION @corenthal WHY IS YOUR IMESSAGE NOT WORKING #obamasamerica #
DEATHFACE! https://t.co/20dBrnO8 via @offsetcomics & @chuckbb & @LoganFaerber & @daniel_krall #
when there was only one set up footprints that's when mitt romney was carrying 47% of you #
my shame is now yours: the photo from my highschool ID, senior year 1994 http://t.co/zpWqBW7X #
you can't tell in that shot cause my hair's stupid thick but underneath that mess most of my head was shaved. #
"DEATHFACE is for legitimate murder." -@chuckbb http://t.co/CLEa69DC #
things you can totally get me for the new place: a six drawer dresser. a dining room table. a ps3. a fuelband. #
didn't know these ecard things were just ripped off of tweets til first @MKHDDLSTN and now @gerryduggan got tagged https://t.co/aBG6jiPN #
never once in my life bought a comic sketchbook. somehow still sorting through 50lbs of gifts http://t.co/mXTq246K #
it should go without saying that @EricCanete is responsible for like 25 of those lbs and his bigger books aren't even in there #
also not in there another almost whole shelf of artbook gifts from @RealAshleyWood #
“@laura_hudson: An important message about why we should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. http://t.co/5Lb6GOeK” #
ATTENTION @corenthal WHY IS YOUR IMESSAGE NOT WORKING #obamasamerica #
DEATHFACE! https://t.co/20dBrnO8 via @offsetcomics & @chuckbb & @LoganFaerber & @daniel_krall #
when there was only one set up footprints that's when mitt romney was carrying 47% of you #
my shame is now yours: the photo from my highschool ID, senior year 1994 http://t.co/zpWqBW7X #
you can't tell in that shot cause my hair's stupid thick but underneath that mess most of my head was shaved. #
"DEATHFACE is for legitimate murder." -@chuckbb http://t.co/CLEa69DC #
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September 17, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-17
pretty sure @nikolez has her sweet sixteen today. happy birthday, nikole. #
interestingly enough, the mayor's ridiculous sugar-drink ban excludes big gulps http://t.co/AluemH1Q #
the best thing about moving into a building that requires 80% rug coverage is that i'm allergic to dust and rugs cost billions of dollars. #
BOARDWALK EMPIRE you are the best show about atlantic city in the 1920s hands down #
for my international friends, DESTROYER is coming for you https://t.co/WZAuOdvc #
interestingly enough, the mayor's ridiculous sugar-drink ban excludes big gulps http://t.co/AluemH1Q #
the best thing about moving into a building that requires 80% rug coverage is that i'm allergic to dust and rugs cost billions of dollars. #
BOARDWALK EMPIRE you are the best show about atlantic city in the 1920s hands down #
for my international friends, DESTROYER is coming for you https://t.co/WZAuOdvc #
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September 16, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-16
anyone want a hackintoshed dell 10v? it was used like all of one time. #
the BBQ sequence on the last no reservations was a level of corny and ridiculous usually reserved for 1997. but the brisket looked great. #
if @fourthwallstudios has employed me and they just won an emmy, is that my emmy-in-law? congrats guys.
the BBQ sequence on the last no reservations was a level of corny and ridiculous usually reserved for 1997. but the brisket looked great. #
if @fourthwallstudios has employed me and they just won an emmy, is that my emmy-in-law? congrats guys.
https://t.co/xWfKTLLG #
if @4thwallstudios has employed me and they just won an emmy, is that my emmy-in-law? congrats guys. https://t.co/xWfKTLLG #
with pickup lines like that, comics, it's a good thing you're married. #
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September 15, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-15
there is no dana there is only brule #
OH NO @geoffjohns RIP BK :( http://t.co/BmIH3aWs #
I'm in the @ThoughtBubbleUK anthology from @ImageComics in Sept Previews. All profits go to Barnardos.Take a look! http://t.co/erzA2M4W #
The Sixth Gun by @cullenbunn and @brihurtt is on sale for a buck each on @comiXology i bought a bunch. http://t.co/28KYcvQT #
partisan politics are lame but i enjoy watching mitt romney be dumb #
wait sam mendes is doing SKYFALL?
OH NO @geoffjohns RIP BK :( http://t.co/BmIH3aWs #
I'm in the @ThoughtBubbleUK anthology from @ImageComics in Sept Previews. All profits go to Barnardos.Take a look! http://t.co/erzA2M4W #
The Sixth Gun by @cullenbunn and @brihurtt is on sale for a buck each on @comiXology i bought a bunch. http://t.co/28KYcvQT #
partisan politics are lame but i enjoy watching mitt romney be dumb #
wait sam mendes is doing SKYFALL?
is it gonna be bond vs the suburbs #
wait sam mendes is directing SKYFALL? is the villain the suburbs? #
since i hate facebook invites i won't send you any, but here's the new @offsetcomics facebook page https://t.co/MuAACmOM #
I just backed FRANK MILLER vs OCCUPY WALL STREET on @Kickstarter http://t.co/bUjfOAT1 #
if your work is really super unexciting, bragging about your education only makes people think you got a degree in lame #
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September 14, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-14
HEY @feedyourhole you set up somewhere today? #
here's a bigger/better DESTROYER by me + @EricCanete + @nicklein + @tommuller from @offsetcomics https://t.co/WZAuOdvc #
this is true: i created machine-ganesha for marvel a few years ago. but this might be better. http://t.co/2f5rl0g2 #
couple people've swiped the look of the VIKING logo. someone said "it's just the same font" this is why they're wrong. http://t.co/DU4aJVvB #
(spoiler: it isn't a font) #
even with my returns done and my bill paid my accountant can manage to make me wait an hour #
here's a bigger/better DESTROYER by me + @EricCanete + @nicklein + @tommuller from @offsetcomics https://t.co/WZAuOdvc #
this is true: i created machine-ganesha for marvel a few years ago. but this might be better. http://t.co/2f5rl0g2 #
couple people've swiped the look of the VIKING logo. someone said "it's just the same font" this is why they're wrong. http://t.co/DU4aJVvB #
(spoiler: it isn't a font) #
even with my returns done and my bill paid my accountant can manage to make me wait an hour #
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September 13, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-13
irrationally clearing my plate for a gig i don't even have yet. worst case scenario there's more time for packing. #
the apple store is down. obama's america. #
apple event opens with footage of the apple thtore in barcelona #seewhatididthere #
when this iPhone business is over @offsetcomics will announce DESTROYER. #
DESTROYER: what i lack in talent i make up for in my ability to convince amazing people to make me look better. #
after almost 5 months we are FINALLY officially approved to move. weight lifted. #
PEOPLE OF EARTH: SPREAD THE WORD and make way for DESTROYER http://t.co/d2ejb73g (follow @offsetcomics) #
credit where it's due: DESTROYER piece: lines by @EricCanete, colors by @NicKlein, logo by @TomMuller #
DESTROYER looks great even if you don't have an iphone 5 https://t.co/WZAuOdvc #
“@GerryDuggan: If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.” #
Libyans take to the streets to apologize and protest the violence against American diplomats. http://t.co/oTIcEFum via @andykhouri #
going to measure my new house like a grownup. #
the cat is trying to turn on the air conditioner. #
the apple store is down. obama's america. #
apple event opens with footage of the apple thtore in barcelona #seewhatididthere #
when this iPhone business is over @offsetcomics will announce DESTROYER. #
DESTROYER: what i lack in talent i make up for in my ability to convince amazing people to make me look better. #
after almost 5 months we are FINALLY officially approved to move. weight lifted. #
PEOPLE OF EARTH: SPREAD THE WORD and make way for DESTROYER http://t.co/d2ejb73g (follow @offsetcomics) #
credit where it's due: DESTROYER piece: lines by @EricCanete, colors by @NicKlein, logo by @TomMuller #
DESTROYER looks great even if you don't have an iphone 5 https://t.co/WZAuOdvc #
“@GerryDuggan: If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.” #
Libyans take to the streets to apologize and protest the violence against American diplomats. http://t.co/oTIcEFum via @andykhouri #
going to measure my new house like a grownup. #
the cat is trying to turn on the air conditioner. #
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