Ivan Brandon's Blog, page 4
October 2, 2012
twitter recap 2012-10-02
i really have no idea how everyone in the press and the public isn't just calling for the TSA's head every day http://t.co/8Ml6DIXK #
The @offsetcomics booth at NYCC (N2) will feature 2 beautiful new exclusive screen-printed posters and 1 T-shirt. #
10 minutes in, this kitten does not appreciate my new song about kittens. i will sing it until she loves me. #
holy crap @freelancersu : http://t.co/Yc5KMOdm #
POLL: this is the DEATHFACE shirt. would you be more likely to buy this on a black shirt or white with black rings? http://t.co/CQJuHfki #
“@comicsreporter: well shit, if it's "hollywood execs" starting a comics line, I better snap to with the coverage” #
Before email virus phone calls were much less effective. #
that thing where your opener of "big fan" is immediately thwarted by you asking a writer to get on his sketch list. #
if i were slightly more evil i'd have taken on the commission. it was prepaid and everything. #
can't wait for @bclaymoore's "dire straights autumnal suburban kansas time machine" (working title) #
sometimes there's no honest way out of a situation that doesn't make it at least temporarily worse #
dunno who among you sparked this resurgence in DOUBLECROSS retweets but that dude is a king among other non-king dudes https://t.co/1CfnBIKm #
extremely loud and incredibly bros #
wait so NEWSNIGHT is the name of an actual BBC show already? sorkin created the “coupling” of fake broadcasting. #
“i’ve never seen anyone look so ugly with just one head” #thethickofit #
The @offsetcomics booth at NYCC (N2) will feature 2 beautiful new exclusive screen-printed posters and 1 T-shirt. #
10 minutes in, this kitten does not appreciate my new song about kittens. i will sing it until she loves me. #
holy crap @freelancersu : http://t.co/Yc5KMOdm #
POLL: this is the DEATHFACE shirt. would you be more likely to buy this on a black shirt or white with black rings? http://t.co/CQJuHfki #
“@comicsreporter: well shit, if it's "hollywood execs" starting a comics line, I better snap to with the coverage” #
Before email virus phone calls were much less effective. #
that thing where your opener of "big fan" is immediately thwarted by you asking a writer to get on his sketch list. #
if i were slightly more evil i'd have taken on the commission. it was prepaid and everything. #
can't wait for @bclaymoore's "dire straights autumnal suburban kansas time machine" (working title) #
sometimes there's no honest way out of a situation that doesn't make it at least temporarily worse #
dunno who among you sparked this resurgence in DOUBLECROSS retweets but that dude is a king among other non-king dudes https://t.co/1CfnBIKm #
extremely loud and incredibly bros #
wait so NEWSNIGHT is the name of an actual BBC show already? sorkin created the “coupling” of fake broadcasting. #
“i’ve never seen anyone look so ugly with just one head” #thethickofit #
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October 1, 2012
twitter recap 2012-10-01
that time bruce willis shot those dudes that had intended to shoot him #looperbloopers #
found out @jakybaky is half-cuban. now i can only half root against him on Boardwalk Empire. #
found out @jakybaky is half-cuban. now i can only half root against him on Boardwalk Empire. #
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September 30, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-30
thing about dudes freaking out over ios6 is i don't understand how anyone can use googlemaps to drive anyway w/out crashing into everything #
for walking/subways? sure. LA people i have no idea why you weren’t using better apps already. #
only when there is an actual convention going on at 2am do i get jealous about this vegas business. #
that thing where it's 1:30 and you forgot to eat but luckily you also forgot to do grocery shopping #
i dunno if i can get to LOOPER today. but i can get to DIE HARD. #
for walking/subways? sure. LA people i have no idea why you weren’t using better apps already. #
only when there is an actual convention going on at 2am do i get jealous about this vegas business. #
that thing where it's 1:30 and you forgot to eat but luckily you also forgot to do grocery shopping #
i dunno if i can get to LOOPER today. but i can get to DIE HARD. #
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September 29, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-29
i can't even begin to describe the silk-screen @daniel_krall and @chuckbb just cooked up for DEATHFACE. holy crap. #
i can't wait to hate commercials with brand new MUSE songs in them #
hey @comiXology i think your JLA sale is broken #
there was a missed opportunity in that last joke. i apologize, internet. #
i am never more embarrassed than when someone else feels they have to explain to me that they're just joking. #
ios6 lets you text "what's up" in response to a ringing phone to teach your friends never to call you again #
video game writing is weird but also kinda awesome. #
maybe if more artists "cheat" the backgrounds they'd learn that the back wall isn't the lead character in the comic #
this is what siri got out of what i just said to @epicprops: "Oh it was funny I just got Mariska sugar biscuit hackneys days" #
did you guys all see this yesterday? because we made it for you. https://t.co/1CfnBIKm #
the rain brought a strange new visitor http://t.co/kfrWCSsx #
i guess davinci invented that OLDIFY app, too #
slowly but surely each of my friends provides the internet with a picture of themselves enSOMBREROed that i can use in my address book. #
what @therealcliffyb's followers have taught me today is that android users are the new mac users #
BAD NEWS, DEMOCRATS :( http://t.co/NVN7SoRg #
iPad left at airport checkpoint ends up at TSA inspector's house http://t.co/qkyuJ3IH via @BoingBoing #
big day for me http://t.co/TgzcFgKJ #
follow @BruceTimm. because his Batman is better than all the others. #
i wonder how many people get muted leading up to the election. in my house it's like muting christmas. #
FF @dennishopeless @jasonlatour @barackobama @nancyreagan #badshawarma #
this kitten is drunk on his own fat belly #
being totally digital on netflix would feel more like the future if they got more than 4 new movies a year #
i am avoiding all talk of politics in favor of watching pre-recorded horror movies. #
i think naked donald sutherland might be the scariest part of DON'T LOOK NOW #
you know how a windshield doesn't break it just spiderwebs into a million saggy pieces? what's it called when a dude's soul is like that #
i think i screwed up there's nothing shiny or glowing on this convention banner #
and if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? they tried to test our spirit. they tasted steel before we were done #
this convention is weird it's just boxes everywhere and the only exhibitors are kittens #
i can't wait to hate commercials with brand new MUSE songs in them #
hey @comiXology i think your JLA sale is broken #
there was a missed opportunity in that last joke. i apologize, internet. #
i am never more embarrassed than when someone else feels they have to explain to me that they're just joking. #
ios6 lets you text "what's up" in response to a ringing phone to teach your friends never to call you again #
video game writing is weird but also kinda awesome. #
maybe if more artists "cheat" the backgrounds they'd learn that the back wall isn't the lead character in the comic #
this is what siri got out of what i just said to @epicprops: "Oh it was funny I just got Mariska sugar biscuit hackneys days" #
did you guys all see this yesterday? because we made it for you. https://t.co/1CfnBIKm #
the rain brought a strange new visitor http://t.co/kfrWCSsx #
i guess davinci invented that OLDIFY app, too #
slowly but surely each of my friends provides the internet with a picture of themselves enSOMBREROed that i can use in my address book. #
what @therealcliffyb's followers have taught me today is that android users are the new mac users #
BAD NEWS, DEMOCRATS :( http://t.co/NVN7SoRg #
iPad left at airport checkpoint ends up at TSA inspector's house http://t.co/qkyuJ3IH via @BoingBoing #
big day for me http://t.co/TgzcFgKJ #
follow @BruceTimm. because his Batman is better than all the others. #
i wonder how many people get muted leading up to the election. in my house it's like muting christmas. #
FF @dennishopeless @jasonlatour @barackobama @nancyreagan #badshawarma #
this kitten is drunk on his own fat belly #
being totally digital on netflix would feel more like the future if they got more than 4 new movies a year #
i am avoiding all talk of politics in favor of watching pre-recorded horror movies. #
i think naked donald sutherland might be the scariest part of DON'T LOOK NOW #
you know how a windshield doesn't break it just spiderwebs into a million saggy pieces? what's it called when a dude's soul is like that #
i think i screwed up there's nothing shiny or glowing on this convention banner #
and if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? they tried to test our spirit. they tasted steel before we were done #
this convention is weird it's just boxes everywhere and the only exhibitors are kittens #
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September 28, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-28
SET IT OFF Color, 123 min. The Egyptian God Set kills and mutilates his own brother Osiris. Jada Pinkett Smith guest stars. #
maybe tomorrow i will sell the last of the computers. and the desk that it lives on. #
the only good part about not working actively with @NicKlein right now is he'll show me layouts and pencils if i didn't write them. #
apparently the croissant was originally intended as a mockery of the defeat of the ottoman empire #thingsilearnedoncolbert #
DEAR INTERNET: this is DOUBLECROSS. spread the word. @offsetcomics. http://t.co/OmcLSIAo #
real estate: it'll make you sick to your stomach #
Thank you to those who shared DOUBLECROSS. And for those who've not yet shared: we pray for your immortal souls. https://t.co/1CfnBIKm #
out of all the ugly things people do, i think wishing for/applauding someone losing their job is way down toward the worst. #
production meeting with @hellomuller about the limited DESTROYER NYCC print http://t.co/0olaQgkd #
it is DEATHFACE’s impression that billy idol sings “knives without a face” #
today's real life frustrations are vaguely balanced out by the last hour i've spent as a professional writer of puns #
today samuel l jackson convinced me to vote for bob dole #
i think the LOUIE finale broke my whole life #
maybe tomorrow i will sell the last of the computers. and the desk that it lives on. #
the only good part about not working actively with @NicKlein right now is he'll show me layouts and pencils if i didn't write them. #
apparently the croissant was originally intended as a mockery of the defeat of the ottoman empire #thingsilearnedoncolbert #
DEAR INTERNET: this is DOUBLECROSS. spread the word. @offsetcomics. http://t.co/OmcLSIAo #
real estate: it'll make you sick to your stomach #
Thank you to those who shared DOUBLECROSS. And for those who've not yet shared: we pray for your immortal souls. https://t.co/1CfnBIKm #
out of all the ugly things people do, i think wishing for/applauding someone losing their job is way down toward the worst. #
production meeting with @hellomuller about the limited DESTROYER NYCC print http://t.co/0olaQgkd #
it is DEATHFACE’s impression that billy idol sings “knives without a face” #
today's real life frustrations are vaguely balanced out by the last hour i've spent as a professional writer of puns #
today samuel l jackson convinced me to vote for bob dole #
i think the LOUIE finale broke my whole life #
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September 27, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-27
i didn’t know WTC “survivor” was a thing, but apparently i am now legally designated as one. #healthcare #
soundgarden's new single starts with the words "can't go home" and follows it with 3+ minutes of making that absolutely clear. #
PEOPLE OF EARTH: here's a teaser for @offsetcomics and @daniel_krall's DOUBLE CROSS http://t.co/nCCeKNop #
if the saying was MO PROBLEMS MORE MONEY i'd be sitting pretty right now #
if i told you how many times in the last 4 hours i sat down to look up ONE thing and then got up realizing i hadn't, you'd have me committed #
made so many plans for the NYCC daytime i forgot the nighttime is the part i care about. back to the drawing board. #
soundgarden's new single starts with the words "can't go home" and follows it with 3+ minutes of making that absolutely clear. #
PEOPLE OF EARTH: here's a teaser for @offsetcomics and @daniel_krall's DOUBLE CROSS http://t.co/nCCeKNop #
if the saying was MO PROBLEMS MORE MONEY i'd be sitting pretty right now #
if i told you how many times in the last 4 hours i sat down to look up ONE thing and then got up realizing i hadn't, you'd have me committed #
made so many plans for the NYCC daytime i forgot the nighttime is the part i care about. back to the drawing board. #
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September 26, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-26
survival of the dead seems surprisingly ok at an hour in. so i can only imagine it drives off a cliff very soon. #
happy birthday to the incomparably old (i don't mean in corporeal form, but that too) Brett Lewis @wintermen #
if you give iphone users shit over foxconn but use products by Acer, Amazon, Cisco, Dell, HP, Intel, Microsoft, (cont) http://t.co/2PutlgDg #
that list courtesy of @hermanos #
i found survival of the dead entertaining. didn't expect a romero movie about politics. #
i don't know why that tweet just posted now. #
in other news THE MASTER is almost exclusively about all the things the average writer goes out of their way to avoid #
things i learned today: papaya king predates gray's by like 60 years. #
.@themikenorton yeah, realized that when i posted. this is more specifically about modern political culture, but they're all sociopolitical. #
found out i'm eligible for health svcs for being in the area affected by the 9/11 attacks. a little conflicted about accepting the care. #
which is ridiculous as i do have a respiratory problem related to that time. #
happy birthday to the incomparably old (i don't mean in corporeal form, but that too) Brett Lewis @wintermen #
if you give iphone users shit over foxconn but use products by Acer, Amazon, Cisco, Dell, HP, Intel, Microsoft, (cont) http://t.co/2PutlgDg #
that list courtesy of @hermanos #
i found survival of the dead entertaining. didn't expect a romero movie about politics. #
i don't know why that tweet just posted now. #
in other news THE MASTER is almost exclusively about all the things the average writer goes out of their way to avoid #
things i learned today: papaya king predates gray's by like 60 years. #
.@themikenorton yeah, realized that when i posted. this is more specifically about modern political culture, but they're all sociopolitical. #
found out i'm eligible for health svcs for being in the area affected by the 9/11 attacks. a little conflicted about accepting the care. #
which is ridiculous as i do have a respiratory problem related to that time. #
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September 25, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-25
selling apple stuff for parts really puts you in touch with some scheme-y schemers #
"can you throw in (part that's worth more than my entire offer)?" #
2 computers sold. 1 to go. #moving #
remember when you thought TV comedy was in a renaissance and then modern family and 2 and a half men won comedy emmys to break you of that #
the only 70mm version of the master i can find is at the ziegfeld. that'll work. #
“@offsetcomics: INTERNET: we’ve been hacked. We’re now in the clear, but if you got a direct/private message from us, please delete it.” #
forgot to mention in my moving haze that @bluebed sent me a really amazing package of stuff. go & buy everything here: http://t.co/SBVgKhEj #
BREAKING: new photo reveals THE WOLVERINE will star Hugh Jackman http://t.co/cZrK6csB #
COFFEE NERDS: i will bring you to glory http://t.co/z409tofV #
hey emmys: if peter dinklage is a supporting actor on game of thrones, who’s the lead? cause his name’s first in the credits. #
looking for this silly Facebook PM hoax stuff has lead me to realize that even in 2008 people were whining about “hating the new Facebook” #
i call the new myspace https://t.co/8UIuNZgK twitface #
"can you throw in (part that's worth more than my entire offer)?" #
2 computers sold. 1 to go. #moving #
remember when you thought TV comedy was in a renaissance and then modern family and 2 and a half men won comedy emmys to break you of that #
the only 70mm version of the master i can find is at the ziegfeld. that'll work. #
“@offsetcomics: INTERNET: we’ve been hacked. We’re now in the clear, but if you got a direct/private message from us, please delete it.” #
forgot to mention in my moving haze that @bluebed sent me a really amazing package of stuff. go & buy everything here: http://t.co/SBVgKhEj #
BREAKING: new photo reveals THE WOLVERINE will star Hugh Jackman http://t.co/cZrK6csB #
COFFEE NERDS: i will bring you to glory http://t.co/z409tofV #
hey emmys: if peter dinklage is a supporting actor on game of thrones, who’s the lead? cause his name’s first in the credits. #
looking for this silly Facebook PM hoax stuff has lead me to realize that even in 2008 people were whining about “hating the new Facebook” #
i call the new myspace https://t.co/8UIuNZgK twitface #
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September 24, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-24
pork slope remains one of the finest bar names in brooklyn. #
can't speak for other writers but for me it's super hard to listen to podcasts while i work. but packing? i'm like 10rs into @marcmaron WTF. #
every single one of the new characters on boardwalk empire is phenomenal both in design and performance. #
YOU GUYS I JUST WON AN EMMY FOR SCANNING AND SHREDDING EVERY PIECE OF PAPER IN MY OFFICE #
can't speak for other writers but for me it's super hard to listen to podcasts while i work. but packing? i'm like 10rs into @marcmaron WTF. #
every single one of the new characters on boardwalk empire is phenomenal both in design and performance. #
YOU GUYS I JUST WON AN EMMY FOR SCANNING AND SHREDDING EVERY PIECE OF PAPER IN MY OFFICE #
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September 23, 2012
twitter recap 2012-09-23
hey @niconemiri your account's been hacked, it's sending out weird private message links. you may wanna change your password. #
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