Ivan Brandon's Blog, page 9
August 15, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-15
darwyn cooke's tribute to kubert: http://t.co/O9PqyOpu #
mostly in hiding for SDCC but there are scraps of dinner memory with @jamesdrobinson, @OKBJGM, steven grant , @TheWinterMen, @alexanderitis #
the kittens’ christian names are norman jax and milli bananas #
sometimes i forget that you can make cartoon obstacles out of actual obstacles. #
there is no continent called "America". There is one called "North America" and another called "South America". #
The USA is referred to in abbreviated form as "America". Like almost every country in the world. #
There are 2 places called New York. One is a city, the other a State. Sometimes multiple things use the same name. #
there is a man on colbert last night that looks a lot like @fredvanlente #
INTERNET: pay tribute to the best book in American comics: “@jasonaaron: Look what came in the mail today http://t.co/EYeqXaLQ” #
ATTENTION @Ssnyder1835 “@Oeming: Here is an ELVIS story (W/ NIXON!) I wrote & drew for @LiquidComics w/ @nickfil http://t.co/mNdC2qLq #
just signed up for skydrive and realized i am weirdly more ok with microsoft now that they are sorta the underdog #
congrats to kathryn immonen, who as a writer could mop the floor with all of us http://t.co/l8G3IWlP #
“all my problems are white people problems. that's what happens when you're a white people.” – @jasonlatour #
obsessed with Michael DeForge’s ANT COMIC http://t.co/wQfkb5IF #
sometimes @chuckbb calls a meeting to order and then is not there at the time he chose #
last hour & a half have been full of DEATHFACE meetings for @offsetcomics. you remember him, right? he remembers you. http://t.co/3Oc2ojb3 #
seriously @ComedyCentral how is the @iamjohnoliver state of the union address from his show not up on the internet #
maybe whoever invented the stripper fitness program is playing an elaborate joke on women #
“@MKHDDLSTN: After taking a moment to dump on me, Joe Casey talks Butcher Baker #8 which arrives tomorrow! http://t.co/j3nLZxLq” #
“@Glitzythegaypig: @IvanBrandon you so cute! wiggle wiggle! :::batting eye lashes:::” #
mostly in hiding for SDCC but there are scraps of dinner memory with @jamesdrobinson, @OKBJGM, steven grant , @TheWinterMen, @alexanderitis #
the kittens’ christian names are norman jax and milli bananas #
sometimes i forget that you can make cartoon obstacles out of actual obstacles. #
there is no continent called "America". There is one called "North America" and another called "South America". #
The USA is referred to in abbreviated form as "America". Like almost every country in the world. #
There are 2 places called New York. One is a city, the other a State. Sometimes multiple things use the same name. #
there is a man on colbert last night that looks a lot like @fredvanlente #
INTERNET: pay tribute to the best book in American comics: “@jasonaaron: Look what came in the mail today http://t.co/EYeqXaLQ” #
ATTENTION @Ssnyder1835 “@Oeming: Here is an ELVIS story (W/ NIXON!) I wrote & drew for @LiquidComics w/ @nickfil http://t.co/mNdC2qLq #
just signed up for skydrive and realized i am weirdly more ok with microsoft now that they are sorta the underdog #
congrats to kathryn immonen, who as a writer could mop the floor with all of us http://t.co/l8G3IWlP #
“all my problems are white people problems. that's what happens when you're a white people.” – @jasonlatour #
obsessed with Michael DeForge’s ANT COMIC http://t.co/wQfkb5IF #
sometimes @chuckbb calls a meeting to order and then is not there at the time he chose #
last hour & a half have been full of DEATHFACE meetings for @offsetcomics. you remember him, right? he remembers you. http://t.co/3Oc2ojb3 #
seriously @ComedyCentral how is the @iamjohnoliver state of the union address from his show not up on the internet #
maybe whoever invented the stripper fitness program is playing an elaborate joke on women #
“@MKHDDLSTN: After taking a moment to dump on me, Joe Casey talks Butcher Baker #8 which arrives tomorrow! http://t.co/j3nLZxLq” #
“@Glitzythegaypig: @IvanBrandon you so cute! wiggle wiggle! :::batting eye lashes:::” #
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August 14, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-14
when friends started the walking dead years ago who knew it'd have such success i'd 1 day be blocking their facebook app (i block every app) #
the weather channel says it is 83 degrees in NY. but the “feels like” number is way lower than 300 degrees and is thus a lie. #
SERIOUSLY WEATHERdotCOM WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HOW I FEEL #
walked through Times Square AND past Madison Square Garden to get to where I'm going. it is clear I have a serious grudge against my time. #
hey since @sparrow has no plans to update their app that i paid for and it still has a glitch when sending mail can i apply for a refund? #
on the death of Joe Kubert: http://t.co/NKes9NW1 #
if that washington post link doesn’t work, here’s a better one. http://t.co/nuOYhuq2 #
“@MattMooreAP: #Comics legend Joe #Kubert dies at 85. @IvanBrandon notes that Kubert was #important #strong & http://t.co/o8iSbk9C” #
goddamn it where is @jasonlatour when i need to discuss breaking bad with him. also conceptually this was maybe my favorite ep of forever. #
hey so @KyleJBaker got the rights back to one of the best comics of all time and plans to make more: https://t.co/942sGWR7 #
also seriously the ones of you that aren't following @KyleJBaker should improve your lives this very second #
“@letsgetgizzy: I wanna go on Intervention so that guy can tell me my family loves me like crazy.” #
the thrillist piece on @NickAnderer makes it clear i am drinking with all the wrong people #
listen i could vote in these awards or i could sing Christopher Cross' SAILING at the top of my lungs to these kittens you guys understand #
for my money @Hillstone_NYC makes pound for pound the best burger in the city. #
(by pound for pound i mean you can go to minetta tavern which is arguably better but hard to get into and a lot more money) #
.@progressive wins the year in shittiness: http://t.co/sPxUzY0m (via @pattonoswalt) #
hey guys can you help me to recreate NY in the image of crocodile dundee's NY let's start with casting this guy http://t.co/dk1nvl4r #
“@danguterman: Sure, getting rejected by The New Yorker hurt, but it's nothing my dog therapist and I can't work through.” #
the weather channel says it is 83 degrees in NY. but the “feels like” number is way lower than 300 degrees and is thus a lie. #
SERIOUSLY WEATHERdotCOM WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HOW I FEEL #
walked through Times Square AND past Madison Square Garden to get to where I'm going. it is clear I have a serious grudge against my time. #
hey since @sparrow has no plans to update their app that i paid for and it still has a glitch when sending mail can i apply for a refund? #
on the death of Joe Kubert: http://t.co/NKes9NW1 #
if that washington post link doesn’t work, here’s a better one. http://t.co/nuOYhuq2 #
“@MattMooreAP: #Comics legend Joe #Kubert dies at 85. @IvanBrandon notes that Kubert was #important #strong & http://t.co/o8iSbk9C” #
goddamn it where is @jasonlatour when i need to discuss breaking bad with him. also conceptually this was maybe my favorite ep of forever. #
hey so @KyleJBaker got the rights back to one of the best comics of all time and plans to make more: https://t.co/942sGWR7 #
also seriously the ones of you that aren't following @KyleJBaker should improve your lives this very second #
“@letsgetgizzy: I wanna go on Intervention so that guy can tell me my family loves me like crazy.” #
the thrillist piece on @NickAnderer makes it clear i am drinking with all the wrong people #
listen i could vote in these awards or i could sing Christopher Cross' SAILING at the top of my lungs to these kittens you guys understand #
for my money @Hillstone_NYC makes pound for pound the best burger in the city. #
(by pound for pound i mean you can go to minetta tavern which is arguably better but hard to get into and a lot more money) #
.@progressive wins the year in shittiness: http://t.co/sPxUzY0m (via @pattonoswalt) #
hey guys can you help me to recreate NY in the image of crocodile dundee's NY let's start with casting this guy http://t.co/dk1nvl4r #
“@danguterman: Sure, getting rejected by The New Yorker hurt, but it's nothing my dog therapist and I can't work through.” #
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August 13, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-13
i’d never seen this bob peak APOCALYPSE NOW variant http://t.co/3jrgTYi2 #
the kind of book you can’t even envy because your mind strains at any attempt to understand how it was accomplished. ONE SOUL by @rayfawkes. #
Still saddened 5 years later by the loss of my friend Mike Wieringo. #
headed to the bronx. lived a 5 mile radius from here pretty much all my life, don't think i've ever been to the bronx except a yankee game. #
wait. i had a girlfriend in the bronx. i really am an idiot. #
“@agentbizzle: Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking control of America will be like Biff Tannen taking control of the Sports Almanac.” #
oh no. RIP joe kubert. one of the absolute kings of the form. #
tonight i ate a 3 course collab. between @DavePasternack & @chefmarkladner. hard to express how good & how simple it was. thank you, chefs. #
the kind of book you can’t even envy because your mind strains at any attempt to understand how it was accomplished. ONE SOUL by @rayfawkes. #
Still saddened 5 years later by the loss of my friend Mike Wieringo. #
headed to the bronx. lived a 5 mile radius from here pretty much all my life, don't think i've ever been to the bronx except a yankee game. #
wait. i had a girlfriend in the bronx. i really am an idiot. #
“@agentbizzle: Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking control of America will be like Biff Tannen taking control of the Sports Almanac.” #
oh no. RIP joe kubert. one of the absolute kings of the form. #
tonight i ate a 3 course collab. between @DavePasternack & @chefmarkladner. hard to express how good & how simple it was. thank you, chefs. #
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August 12, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-12
according to kayak the cheapest international major city trip i could take right now is to dublin for less than $500. #
10 years ago you could get most places for $500. now that’s a bargain. #
looks like if you can get a baby to the world on aug. 11 they'll be great at art. happy birthday: @Joe_Quinones, @BruteSaySay & James Harren #
crap and also happy birthday to the man most likely to cause my death by alcohol poisoning: @epicprops #
happy birthday to @brianazzarello & @jimlee. i met jim with brian years ago on this very day, celebrating their shared oldness with tequila #
the tequila is like formaldehyde, preserving your insides in the bottle of your body. #
wait wait i got one “how long do you spend looking at yourself in the mirror” #
The RED DAWN remake poster features a US flag, the tagline “Welcome To The Home Of The Brave” & the most American Australian money can buy. #
you’ve seen this, right? @pmaybury @skottieyoung http://t.co/KgrWRKJr #
i can’t even type freehand #
my office is so overstuffed that this is what it took to pack up one shelf #only23shelvestogo #inthisroomanyway http://t.co/SKJtyefQ #
yep WAY more books in the other room “@chuckbb: @IvanBrandon also there were 100,000 comics in the guest bedroom. That will be laborious.” #
i found @oeming in a cave many years ago eating snickers bars but today he has taught me to make this http://t.co/ohhha3MB #
SOLD. “@andeparks: Look at that bottle. Seriously, how do you not buy @KrakenRum? Also, it's delicious. http://t.co/AQaJlrYq” #
nothing to see here. premature joke post. #
packing my office has unearthed literally like 50 books I've been meaning to buy but didn't realize i already had. ex: @rayfawkes ONE SOUL #
so you guys probly already knew how dumb I was I'm learning wonderful new things today about it #
listen i don't know if reese witherspoon is dead but i know she's lived thus far exactly 5 days more than i have. #
do people not talk about NEVER LET ME GO? seems like a thing people would talk about. #
10 years ago you could get most places for $500. now that’s a bargain. #
looks like if you can get a baby to the world on aug. 11 they'll be great at art. happy birthday: @Joe_Quinones, @BruteSaySay & James Harren #
crap and also happy birthday to the man most likely to cause my death by alcohol poisoning: @epicprops #
happy birthday to @brianazzarello & @jimlee. i met jim with brian years ago on this very day, celebrating their shared oldness with tequila #
the tequila is like formaldehyde, preserving your insides in the bottle of your body. #
wait wait i got one “how long do you spend looking at yourself in the mirror” #
The RED DAWN remake poster features a US flag, the tagline “Welcome To The Home Of The Brave” & the most American Australian money can buy. #
you’ve seen this, right? @pmaybury @skottieyoung http://t.co/KgrWRKJr #
i can’t even type freehand #
my office is so overstuffed that this is what it took to pack up one shelf #only23shelvestogo #inthisroomanyway http://t.co/SKJtyefQ #
yep WAY more books in the other room “@chuckbb: @IvanBrandon also there were 100,000 comics in the guest bedroom. That will be laborious.” #
i found @oeming in a cave many years ago eating snickers bars but today he has taught me to make this http://t.co/ohhha3MB #
SOLD. “@andeparks: Look at that bottle. Seriously, how do you not buy @KrakenRum? Also, it's delicious. http://t.co/AQaJlrYq” #
nothing to see here. premature joke post. #
packing my office has unearthed literally like 50 books I've been meaning to buy but didn't realize i already had. ex: @rayfawkes ONE SOUL #
so you guys probly already knew how dumb I was I'm learning wonderful new things today about it #
listen i don't know if reese witherspoon is dead but i know she's lived thus far exactly 5 days more than i have. #
do people not talk about NEVER LET ME GO? seems like a thing people would talk about. #
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August 11, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-11
finally finished a novel on the ipad. i used to read 3 books a week. this one only took like 2 months. #ADD #
.@ToyotaCustCare i sent you my info at your request. to not use it + wait 24 hrs to just send me to the generic customer service email link #
.@ToyotaCustCare …exemplifies the horrendous & impersonal customer svc i've been experiencing up to this point & why i need a lawyer. #
i am ill-prepared for this service-station waiting room as i am the only guy not rolling 5 deep with every member of his family. #
THE POWER OF SLEEP COMPELS YOU http://t.co/tXPoADzB #
“@BruteSaySay: @andymacdeez @IvanBrandon Well, he is a sassquatch… http://t.co/tD6eo5iX” #
eat it, nolan “@chuckbb: Sometimes a man needs the Batman theme on a noodly metal guitar with lots of pinch harmonics http://t.co/yGmFkhvI” #
the best thing about honeybooboo is that it's all subtitled. #
.@ToyotaCustCare i sent you my info at your request. to not use it + wait 24 hrs to just send me to the generic customer service email link #
.@ToyotaCustCare …exemplifies the horrendous & impersonal customer svc i've been experiencing up to this point & why i need a lawyer. #
i am ill-prepared for this service-station waiting room as i am the only guy not rolling 5 deep with every member of his family. #
THE POWER OF SLEEP COMPELS YOU http://t.co/tXPoADzB #
“@BruteSaySay: @andymacdeez @IvanBrandon Well, he is a sassquatch… http://t.co/tD6eo5iX” #
eat it, nolan “@chuckbb: Sometimes a man needs the Batman theme on a noodly metal guitar with lots of pinch harmonics http://t.co/yGmFkhvI” #
the best thing about honeybooboo is that it's all subtitled. #
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August 10, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-10
this mars panorama makes my insides confused. i don’t even know how to process looking at another planet like that. http://t.co/hx81sKny #
i’m curious, does anyone know why the federal gov. regulates the customer ID policies for banks? #
what's it called when you're excited to buy a @Toyota and then later they inspire you to want to call your attorney #
schemin' with @JHWilliamsIII : http://t.co/d3JD6kPQ #
would you like to se mech artwork by @ianmcque and friends? because if not you may need to see a doctor. http://t.co/LMzQnZRh #
alright, society. you've made it pretty clear i need to get myself to @Ateranyc #
“@nateog: How To Save Money On Your iPad ComiXology Comics — For You And The Publishers http://t.co/UsP6nuKs via @MissionComics” #
only been to one of @bonappetit's top 50 new restaurants of 2012. somehow i'm more up on the LA food scene than NY's. http://t.co/Z8u2U73i #
whoa turns out you can get a gun WAY easier than i thought. http://t.co/n95vh7q3 #
#youmightworkincomicsif the person who most sings your praises is you #
finally @urbanbarbarian does something his wife can be proud of. look at this awesome thing he designed: http://t.co/zwRg7Ksb #
I was pretty well color-coordinated in the 3rd grade http://t.co/UuOrkUR2 #
“All Tan Everything (feat Jay-Z)” by Das Racist is my new jam. ? http://t.co/z6DbnzEF #
“@JHWilliamsIII: @IvanBrandon Schemes and schemes, warped grandiose story aspirations of something vividly cool as hell.” #
i would like to hire a tension headache for my tension headache. like adam baldwin in my bodyguard. #
i’m curious, does anyone know why the federal gov. regulates the customer ID policies for banks? #
what's it called when you're excited to buy a @Toyota and then later they inspire you to want to call your attorney #
schemin' with @JHWilliamsIII : http://t.co/d3JD6kPQ #
would you like to se mech artwork by @ianmcque and friends? because if not you may need to see a doctor. http://t.co/LMzQnZRh #
alright, society. you've made it pretty clear i need to get myself to @Ateranyc #
“@nateog: How To Save Money On Your iPad ComiXology Comics — For You And The Publishers http://t.co/UsP6nuKs via @MissionComics” #
only been to one of @bonappetit's top 50 new restaurants of 2012. somehow i'm more up on the LA food scene than NY's. http://t.co/Z8u2U73i #
whoa turns out you can get a gun WAY easier than i thought. http://t.co/n95vh7q3 #
#youmightworkincomicsif the person who most sings your praises is you #
finally @urbanbarbarian does something his wife can be proud of. look at this awesome thing he designed: http://t.co/zwRg7Ksb #
I was pretty well color-coordinated in the 3rd grade http://t.co/UuOrkUR2 #
“All Tan Everything (feat Jay-Z)” by Das Racist is my new jam. ? http://t.co/z6DbnzEF #
“@JHWilliamsIII: @IvanBrandon Schemes and schemes, warped grandiose story aspirations of something vividly cool as hell.” #
i would like to hire a tension headache for my tension headache. like adam baldwin in my bodyguard. #
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August 9, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-09
apparently i have an instagram acct i used 1 time. vaguely remember taking a shot & then getting annoyed i couldn't use it the way i wanted. #
my one shot was a shot of bone marrow. cause y'know. #
i have 40 followers so somehow you guys knew i had an instagram even though i’d forgotten #
Just posted a photo http://t.co/Qa2HlA1I #
i think i did it wrong. it doesn’t have a frame or anything. isn’t the frame the whole point? #
also i have just discovered you can reach Facebook by typing in faceBOOTdotcom. which will now forever be the only route i take. #
even at days old he does a great bill the cat impression http://t.co/q3b4AtTM #
that was before he got his bowtie. goodnight, internet. #
the answer to everything http://t.co/yGzeSkzJ #
rewatching the miami vice cuba scene. why does she specifically name the most famous bar in cuba and then they go to some hotel bar? #
via the great hospitality of @ScottAukerman i was able to watch lovely comedy last night @ComedyBangBang. best show of the year. thank you. #
congrats on the hottest summer in recorded history, USA. and by congrats i mean tell my mom i love her. #
when @andymacdeez becomes a trillionaire from his new book with JAMES PATTERSON you'll be glad you were following him http://t.co/eD8iBIAB #
“was the atomic bomb or karate developed in 5 years?” http://t.co/PQ7y3nkI #
i didn't realize @JAdomian's huell howser character is a real man. how do we get this man on NY tv? http://t.co/8tbiTUfU #
.@mkhddlstn's words immortalized forever http://t.co/c6NZRLWk #
dear google: clicking any link regarding "ice cream sandwich" that leads to a telephone will always be a disappointment. #
is there a word for a straight guy who constantly goes out of his way to clarify that he isn't gay? #
“@comicsreporter: gay” #
“@NPsteve: gay” #
THE INTERNET HAS FIXED RADIOHEAD http://t.co/pSVFRlAp (via @chuckbb) #
can't decide whether or not i hate the eric andre show. it's like all the intentionally annoying parts of tim and eric w/out the funny parts #
.@brijeshmmmec i didn't even want the first 5000 followers #
my one shot was a shot of bone marrow. cause y'know. #
i have 40 followers so somehow you guys knew i had an instagram even though i’d forgotten #
Just posted a photo http://t.co/Qa2HlA1I #
i think i did it wrong. it doesn’t have a frame or anything. isn’t the frame the whole point? #
also i have just discovered you can reach Facebook by typing in faceBOOTdotcom. which will now forever be the only route i take. #
even at days old he does a great bill the cat impression http://t.co/q3b4AtTM #
that was before he got his bowtie. goodnight, internet. #
the answer to everything http://t.co/yGzeSkzJ #
rewatching the miami vice cuba scene. why does she specifically name the most famous bar in cuba and then they go to some hotel bar? #
via the great hospitality of @ScottAukerman i was able to watch lovely comedy last night @ComedyBangBang. best show of the year. thank you. #
congrats on the hottest summer in recorded history, USA. and by congrats i mean tell my mom i love her. #
when @andymacdeez becomes a trillionaire from his new book with JAMES PATTERSON you'll be glad you were following him http://t.co/eD8iBIAB #
“was the atomic bomb or karate developed in 5 years?” http://t.co/PQ7y3nkI #
i didn't realize @JAdomian's huell howser character is a real man. how do we get this man on NY tv? http://t.co/8tbiTUfU #
.@mkhddlstn's words immortalized forever http://t.co/c6NZRLWk #
dear google: clicking any link regarding "ice cream sandwich" that leads to a telephone will always be a disappointment. #
is there a word for a straight guy who constantly goes out of his way to clarify that he isn't gay? #
“@comicsreporter: gay” #
“@NPsteve: gay” #
THE INTERNET HAS FIXED RADIOHEAD http://t.co/pSVFRlAp (via @chuckbb) #
can't decide whether or not i hate the eric andre show. it's like all the intentionally annoying parts of tim and eric w/out the funny parts #
.@brijeshmmmec i didn't even want the first 5000 followers #
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August 8, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-08
last time i saw this room there was a guy masturbating while 3 other guys beat the crap out of him. LIMELIGHT: https://t.co/72icVVHG #
goodnight, internet. it is my goal for us both that tomorrow be better than today. #
“@BorowitzReport: It would be nice to spend billions on schools & roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” #
you can't spell "bro" without @droob #
the great @WiedenKennedy: http://t.co/H9aLVTC6 #
pretty sure @jasonlatour is dead #
say what you will about newsarama but their image viewer shows a real commitment to "retro" both in functionality and presentation. #
of course not everyone values retro in programming and functionality but i respect the lone wolf mentality. #
seriously why would anyone ever want to read ANYTHING on a translucent background? http://t.co/1Oud3iqB #
.@vsRobots just doesn't even LOOK cool to me. answers the "what if your escapism looked like your apartment!" question no one'd ever ask #
the curiosity rover's vacation photos are way better than mine. mt. sharp is 3 miles high. http://t.co/wImlvoPv #
i just misread "via" on facebook as "VS". mental typo: 1, reality: 0. #
if your Facebook invite is written in a language i don’t speak and held in a country i don’t live in, maybe just assume i can’t make it? #
“@chuckbb: Dear how do I make it in comics, just do it. Yours truly, me.” #
"facebook invite" is not the same as a real human inviting you to a real thing, which i accept in all sorts of countries. #
cold is cold http://t.co/TohmRpdG #
the age-old NY summer conundrum: do you wait 10 min in the heat for the next bus or walk 5 min in the heat to the subway #
goodnight, internet. it is my goal for us both that tomorrow be better than today. #
“@BorowitzReport: It would be nice to spend billions on schools & roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” #
you can't spell "bro" without @droob #
the great @WiedenKennedy: http://t.co/H9aLVTC6 #
pretty sure @jasonlatour is dead #
say what you will about newsarama but their image viewer shows a real commitment to "retro" both in functionality and presentation. #
of course not everyone values retro in programming and functionality but i respect the lone wolf mentality. #
seriously why would anyone ever want to read ANYTHING on a translucent background? http://t.co/1Oud3iqB #
.@vsRobots just doesn't even LOOK cool to me. answers the "what if your escapism looked like your apartment!" question no one'd ever ask #
the curiosity rover's vacation photos are way better than mine. mt. sharp is 3 miles high. http://t.co/wImlvoPv #
i just misread "via" on facebook as "VS". mental typo: 1, reality: 0. #
if your Facebook invite is written in a language i don’t speak and held in a country i don’t live in, maybe just assume i can’t make it? #
“@chuckbb: Dear how do I make it in comics, just do it. Yours truly, me.” #
"facebook invite" is not the same as a real human inviting you to a real thing, which i accept in all sorts of countries. #
cold is cold http://t.co/TohmRpdG #
the age-old NY summer conundrum: do you wait 10 min in the heat for the next bus or walk 5 min in the heat to the subway #
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August 7, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-07
when i was a kid there was literally nothing more exciting than space travel. there wasn't even anything POTENTIALLY more exciting. #mars #
that said maybe people'd be a little more excited to watch this kinda thing if mission control didn't look like they worked at sizzler #mars #
breaking: @urbanbarbarian has been hired to do the cassette tape artwork for the mars landing #mars #congrats #
.@VincentPerea 7 minutes of terror, for 9 minutes you get unlimited salad bar #
hey! #msl is trending. great job, humanity. #mars #
sparing no expense, NASA brought in best buy's geek squad to help with the #mars landing #variantjoke #
now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare #
ONE MINUTE TO ENTRY #mars #
dare mighty things #
TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED #MARS #
all those triumphant hugs made slightly awkward by boners #
“@chuckbb: Please let first photo have monsters #mars ?? #
“@AnnieW: Brace yourselves for the most expensive and elaborate dick pic prank ever.” #
“@dezastr0: #Curiosity you better 4square check-in on the bitch! #Mars ?? #
someone at NASA please hug the Latino guy in the first row who looks like he's about to hyperventilate #
“@radiomaru: This is the weirdest episode of The Office ever” #
“@PrinceTweets2U: i've already been 2 mars twice it is beautiful” #
congrats to my 6th grade science teacher for being the president’s science advisor #
“@thecomicscomic: On what news channel was everybody watching that Mars landing? None of them? Alrighty then.” #
“@morgan_murphy: if you missed the Mars rover landing, you can watch it tomorrow on NBC or in 2 years on HBO.” #
6 of the 10 trending categories are about the mars landing. the little things make you feel better about the world. #
what's the name of the olympics category where you land a robot on another planet? #
guys i was kidding, my 6th grade science teach isn't the president's science advisor. he's the vice president. #
“@MarsCuriosity: I'm safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! #MSL ?? #
One of the men most likely to accuse you of reading a thing he clearly hasn't read. @urbanbarbarian ladies & gents. #
ARTISTS: would you consider thumbnails and layouts to be separate stages in a process or different words for the same stage? #
you think "pasteurization" started out as a louis pasteur sex move #
listen when i do my next crime book please don't let me take any "crime writer" pictures #
below @urbanbarbarian's tough exterior are mostly peaches. #
this is a meme i made of all @themikenorton's sayings http://t.co/WONQJ1pI #
alright i added a brooding crime writer photo after all. #
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS #
i forgot to say that friday's #brisketlab was really fantastic. a lovely smoke ring achieved. great job @danieldelaney #
it's a sad state of affairs that i get free movies every week and it's been like 3 weeks since i had any interest even for free. #
PORTEÑOS: “@Devilpig666: Anybody on here who lives in Buenos Aires should drop me a line.” #
i’m not sure why, but this gilroy interview has sold me on the new BOURNE. http://t.co/6E3NqonW well, also: tony gilroy. #
congrats to THE NEWSROOM for evolving this week from awkwardly dumb to profoundly offensive. #
“@hanqduong: @IvanBrandon you don't keep a FDNY hat under your desk?” #
yes, i realize i'm watching a show every week knowing it's dumb. we all have our faults. #
that said maybe people'd be a little more excited to watch this kinda thing if mission control didn't look like they worked at sizzler #mars #
breaking: @urbanbarbarian has been hired to do the cassette tape artwork for the mars landing #mars #congrats #
.@VincentPerea 7 minutes of terror, for 9 minutes you get unlimited salad bar #
hey! #msl is trending. great job, humanity. #mars #
sparing no expense, NASA brought in best buy's geek squad to help with the #mars landing #variantjoke #
now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare #
ONE MINUTE TO ENTRY #mars #
dare mighty things #
TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED #MARS #
all those triumphant hugs made slightly awkward by boners #
“@chuckbb: Please let first photo have monsters #mars ?? #
“@AnnieW: Brace yourselves for the most expensive and elaborate dick pic prank ever.” #
“@dezastr0: #Curiosity you better 4square check-in on the bitch! #Mars ?? #
someone at NASA please hug the Latino guy in the first row who looks like he's about to hyperventilate #
“@radiomaru: This is the weirdest episode of The Office ever” #
“@PrinceTweets2U: i've already been 2 mars twice it is beautiful” #
congrats to my 6th grade science teacher for being the president’s science advisor #
“@thecomicscomic: On what news channel was everybody watching that Mars landing? None of them? Alrighty then.” #
“@morgan_murphy: if you missed the Mars rover landing, you can watch it tomorrow on NBC or in 2 years on HBO.” #
6 of the 10 trending categories are about the mars landing. the little things make you feel better about the world. #
what's the name of the olympics category where you land a robot on another planet? #
guys i was kidding, my 6th grade science teach isn't the president's science advisor. he's the vice president. #
“@MarsCuriosity: I'm safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! #MSL ?? #
One of the men most likely to accuse you of reading a thing he clearly hasn't read. @urbanbarbarian ladies & gents. #
ARTISTS: would you consider thumbnails and layouts to be separate stages in a process or different words for the same stage? #
you think "pasteurization" started out as a louis pasteur sex move #
listen when i do my next crime book please don't let me take any "crime writer" pictures #
below @urbanbarbarian's tough exterior are mostly peaches. #
this is a meme i made of all @themikenorton's sayings http://t.co/WONQJ1pI #
alright i added a brooding crime writer photo after all. #
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS #
i forgot to say that friday's #brisketlab was really fantastic. a lovely smoke ring achieved. great job @danieldelaney #
it's a sad state of affairs that i get free movies every week and it's been like 3 weeks since i had any interest even for free. #
PORTEÑOS: “@Devilpig666: Anybody on here who lives in Buenos Aires should drop me a line.” #
i’m not sure why, but this gilroy interview has sold me on the new BOURNE. http://t.co/6E3NqonW well, also: tony gilroy. #
congrats to THE NEWSROOM for evolving this week from awkwardly dumb to profoundly offensive. #
“@hanqduong: @IvanBrandon you don't keep a FDNY hat under your desk?” #
yes, i realize i'm watching a show every week knowing it's dumb. we all have our faults. #
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August 6, 2012
twitter recap 2012-08-06
charlie kaufman AND @danharmon doing an animated film together? maybe a thing for you to get involved in, internet http://t.co/gQczdpil #
hey, i feel your pain, @mingdoyle. the brandon surname is like 1000 years old. but what is history measured against flash gordon and 90210? #
does the idea of removing guns from the hands of maniacs make you defensive? #
this is the summer of infinite pictures of storms that seem about to destroy manhattan. #
that was not very nice, skylar #
when cats take over the world, you'll be glad you read @bradmcginty's BATTLEZOO http://t.co/AqY73rCU #
dunno if you're following the mars landing tonight, but you should really at least watch the landing plan http://t.co/A68pNbXY! #
the next couple tweets are by request of @urbanbarbarian #
Tried the Ceviché de sardines marinée… @ Les Saisons – http://t.co/g2lwdT1y #
hey, i feel your pain, @mingdoyle. the brandon surname is like 1000 years old. but what is history measured against flash gordon and 90210? #
does the idea of removing guns from the hands of maniacs make you defensive? #
this is the summer of infinite pictures of storms that seem about to destroy manhattan. #
that was not very nice, skylar #
when cats take over the world, you'll be glad you read @bradmcginty's BATTLEZOO http://t.co/AqY73rCU #
dunno if you're following the mars landing tonight, but you should really at least watch the landing plan http://t.co/A68pNbXY! #
the next couple tweets are by request of @urbanbarbarian #
Tried the Ceviché de sardines marinée… @ Les Saisons – http://t.co/g2lwdT1y #
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